Does anyone here masturbate?

[Beco]

You're that guy that delivers my ice cream and never wears pants aren't you?

At least he doesnt deliver Coleslaw....

 

[pointless]

i've masturbated in a tent before. i think that kinda counts. also, at work several times, but that didn't count. the doors were locked and barely anyone ever came there anyway. i honestly have no idea why they even kept the place open for as long as they did. it was a great job with you didn't mind doing almost nothing while getting paid jack squat. also, on the job masturbating and a whole beer cooler to steal from. fuck you, pantry.

 

[subdued_passion]

Doctor! Doctor! My cock has turned bright orange!
My god, man! What have you been doing?
Nothing, Doc, I swear! I was just eating Cheetos and skype-ing with Subdued Passion!

At least he doesnt deliver Coleslaw....

Ewww.

Public masturbation is one of those strange things.

If one does it for pleasure, one is a pervert and likely to be arrested.

If one does it and charges the crowd to watch, one is an artist and likely to be on the cover of Time magazine.

Where do I apply for this job?

 

[StrangeLife]

On the advice of counsel, I respectfully assert my right as stipulated in the fifth amendment to decline answering that question...

 

[subdued_passion]

Since that could result in you being a registered sex offender, I would REALLY advise against it...

Or you could try not to flash people when you do it.

On the advice of counsel, I respectfully assert my right as stipulated in the fifth amendment to decline answering that question...

You probably wear a trenchcoat no matter the season.

 

[StrangeLife]

You probably wear a trenchcoat no matter the season.

Actually I do like wearing trenchcoats. They look cool and people can't tell if you're a Marlowe wanna-be, a Matrix cosplayer or a pervert...

 

[Disabledbutsexy]

Yes YEs YES!!!!

I have done it in my car, in public restrooms, in a college library in the cubicle I had, I like to do it at friend's houses when I'm over and about any other place I can.

Am I strange? Or sexually charged?

 

[subdued_passion]

I have done it in my car, in public restrooms, in a college library in the cubicle I had, I like to do it at friend's houses when I'm over and about any other place I can.

Am I strange? Or sexually charged?

I don't mean to sound insensitive but is your disability something related to your vision?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Only in India, where it's considered a delicacy based on the grand scheme of things

 

[bill-pix-trade]

In public?

Once in a while while driving if I have a real horny thought.

 

[lustingmoment]

I have masturbates at work, sex in carpark, sex in lift.

 

[subdued_passion]

Driving Safety Tips

Once in a while while driving if I have a real horny thought.

Don't drink and drive

Don't text while driving

Don't fondle your joystick

 

[Liar]

I'd have to go outside for that. So no.

 

[Aquagal]

In public?

How public we talking, where people actually see you?

 

[subdued_passion]

How public we talking, where people actually see you?

No, just where they could potentially see you because it is right out in the open.

 

[Pairaclities]

Only at the fires