Dirty_Dream

[Shamanskiss]

400 miles ?

400 miles... that nuthin thaa' is.
me and sgt bazza ( and a few others) once went to Kuwait and a bit along a ways, all to sort out a bit of piping..

that there's art that is.
I know these things.
I have an 'o' level in art spotting...

and careful of that radiator...
a rad with wounded pride is a dangerous thing...

cordex...
sort it out a treat.

 

[ofro]

Well, all I know is that **if** she was standing in the room with me, yes walking out and getting back to life and saying "oh I'll be back in a few days" would drive me off the wall, around the corner, down to antartica, up to the north pole and back !

But the medium we deal with is Cyber. She is real, yes. We have to deal with the "fix" when we can, when she can... do it her way.

I know.. I sound stupidly patient.. an ass.. an idiot.. blah blah blah.

Nah... none of that. Sometimes the idea or form of "the tease" loses shape. Sometimes you have to back off a bit and let it build. Then continue with a fresh idea or continue from where you left off.... it will only intensify....

There are times, I do the same thing with my woman.... you back off just at the right moments and let it build.... tease... back off and let it build. It sounds cruel, but a good tease.. one that really makes the earth shake is worth it.

I hope that DD continues to tease and never slips off into "oh the hell with it, I'll post naked tonight!"
It will loose the appeal of a great tease.


keep smiling people and DD, take your time, but remember.... How you tease can come back at you 10 or a hundred fold !
<grins maliciously like someone who hid the batteries when she really needs her toy>

 

[Dirty_Dream]

I really need to index this thread.
I wish I knew how to link pictures without having to type the thread. You know, a hyperlink, where the word is a hyperlink to the pic. I know how to do it normally but in this strange text box, no idea. Is there a tutorial on it or something? I feel a bit blonde at the moment!

 

[Shamanskiss]

Right...

you heard ofro...

he doesn't want you posing naked...

that's his choice for him...

so purely in the interests of maintaining the stability of your thread, you understand,
totally selfless...mind.

the moment, the very nano second you get thhe urge to post nakedensses, just you get a grip, bundle them up , and get them all in the post to me.
I will put them under protective close security and make sure they can't go romping round the hinternet causing bother with their disruptive work of artyness all out and about everywhere.
sorted.
god I am so farckin noble it hurts...
and I have a plumber's wrench or two...
might even be able to lay me hands on a length of cordex.
just looks like clothes line y'know...
so careful if you get the urge to burn a clothesline with a very high heat source.
you never know.
funny old world...
No DD, don't you worry ofro with any of that nakednesses.
I have already sorted out a file with a password and everything.
Them rampantness pics wont get away.

That must be such a relief for everyone involved.

 

[Shamanskiss]

Indexing

I really need to index this thread.
I wish I knew how to link pictures without having to type the thread. You know, a hyperlink, where the word is a hyperlink to the pic. I know how to do it normally but in this strange text box, no idea. Is there a tutorial on it or something? I feel a bit blonde at the moment!

I havenever done an index...but if you tell people to look on the threadlist right atthe start of forums, they will see a little paperclip on it. If they click on that it will display a full list of every pic that is posted on the thread. there isnt really a need for an index, that clip does it for you in a way.

 

[Dirty_Dream]

I havenever done an index...but if you tell people to look on the threadlist right atthe start of forums, they will see a little paperclip on it. If they click on that it will display a full list of every pic that is posted on the thread. there isnt really a need for an index, that clip does it for you in a way.

But other people have pretty indexes. I didn't want one til I saw what everyone else had, not my thread feels clunky and disorganised. If anyone knows hoe to make a snazzy index let me know and in return you'll get a heap of gratitude. And maybe cake. Metaphorical cake. I will help you find your inner cake. Like I said before sleep (lack thereof) = strange girl...

 

[ofro]

you heard ofro...

he doesn't want you posing naked...

that's his choice for him...

so purely in the interests of maintaining the stability of your thread, you understand,
totally selfless...mind.

the moment, the very nano second you get thhe urge to post nakedensses, just you get a grip, bundle them up , and get them all in the post to me.
I will put them under protective close security and make sure they can't go romping round the hinternet causing bother with their disruptive work of artyness all out and about everywhere.
sorted.
god I am so farckin noble it hurts...
and I have a plumber's wrench or two...
might even be able to lay me hands on a length of cordex.
just looks like clothes line y'know...
so careful if you get the urge to burn a clothesline with a very high heat source.
you never know.
funny old world...
No DD, don't you worry ofro with any of that nakednesses.
I have already sorted out a file with a password and everything.
Them rampantness pics wont get away.

That must be such a relief for everyone involved.

wait a second!

I like a good tease... and hopes she continues.

But if she wants to post naked, that is HER decision.

Those of us who enjoy a good tease, will have to suffer and look at those too..... darn it all !

hehehehe

keep smiling and chuckling !


Hey DD.. no blonde moment will ya ! I'm not even Blonde and I haven't even TRIED to figure that out either!

and to think I'm a major computer geek too !!

 

[Dirty_Dream]

AHA!

I found a flaw with the paperclip. It arranges the pics as it sees fit so anyone viewing my pics via the clip will see button 5 undone before they see the other 4 meaning if they go down the pics in order I'm actually getting dressed

I hate that fucking paperclip. How dare it clothe me. Bastard.

It needs beating :caning:

 

[waldoeroyer]

good lord, im about to explode, KEEP GOING!!!!

Please Keep Going

 

[ofro]

I've never done an index.. but in looking at the format and coding of what is given in the list (as said by Shamankiss), its an easy HTML table, just drop the 2 columns for size and hits.

can you post HTML as part of a message? that would be an inpromptu index, but quick and dirty.

If DD knows HTML, then change the text to whatever you wish, just leave the HREF link alone !!!

 

[Dirty_Dream]

I've never done an index.. but in looking at the format and coding of what is given in the list (as said by Shamankiss), its an easy HTML table, just drop the 2 columns for size and hits.

can you post HTML as part of a message? that would be an inpromptu index, but quick and dirty.

If DD knows HTML, then change the text to whatever you wish, just leave the HREF link alone !!!

*Dirty Dream smiles politely as the meaning of the post soars merrily above her head*

 

[ofro]

AHA!

I found a flaw with the paperclip. It arranges the pics as it sees fit so anyone viewing my pics via the clip will see button 5 undone before they see the other 4 meaning if they go down the pics in order I'm actually getting dressed

I hate that fucking paperclip. How dare it clothe me. Bastard.

It needs beating :caning:

rearrange the HTML from that pop up in an HTML editor of your choice and repost ?

That is IF a post can take regular HTML....

 

[HippyInTn]

AHA!

I found a flaw with the paperclip. It arranges the pics as it sees fit so anyone viewing my pics via the clip will see button 5 undone before they see the other 4 meaning if they go down the pics in order I'm actually getting dressed

I hate that fucking paperclip. How dare it clothe me. Bastard.

It needs beating :caning:

i agree, how dare it clothe you!!!! i know i damn sure wouldnt lol

 

[ofro]

*Dirty Dream smiles politely as the meaning of the post soars merrily above her head*

ummm <blushes> sorry....


let me try something... I can always go back and re-edit the post




umm nope that didn;t work !!

 

[Dirty_Dream]

Wow, that's a lot of coding.

 

[ofro]

nope that ain;t it either....

 

[Dirty_Dream]

Perhaps I could get help making an index by taking a pic and offering it up to the man who helps me solve this little issue. Although technically that's prostitution and thus not cool. Curse my morals. I'll have to troll some threads and PM some people. Stupid complex system, why can't Lit just make a 'insert link via a word' button. If the world had more buttons it'd be a better place!

Meh I'm exhausted. Maybe I'll dream the answer. If only I could dream in html........

 

[ofro]

I see how its done... on other threads.

subject
link link link link link


that what you want ?

 

[Dirty_Dream]

I see how its done... on other threads.

subject
link link link link link


that what you want ?

Basicallyyeah but in the way it's like

Title ( just txt)

word word word (each word is a link to a pic but it's a word not the name of the pic, it's getting the link to show as one word rather than an ugly line of addressy junk)

 

[Full_Metal78]

Hiya.

How are you?

Unfortunately I can not help you with linking because I have never done it before, sorry

 

[ofro]

Basicallyyeah but in the way it's like

Title ( just txt)

word word word (each word is a link to a pic but it's a word not the name of the pic, it's getting the link to show as one word rather than an ugly line of addressy junk)

umm ok.. I just took that format from another persons "index".

Pic 6f Pic6e


that is a test....

Like the test above ???

 

[ofro]

if that is what you want

pic1 pic2 pic3

with each a link back to the actual photo when you click on the name.

I can create that and woudl have to email the text to you. Then you cut and paste it into your first message in this forum !


you know cut and paste.. right ?

 

[cresta17]

Beautiful pics of one gorgeous girl. Keep posting.

 

[espeteroh]

Basicallyyeah but in the way it's like

Title ( just txt)

word word word (each word is a link to a pic but it's a word not the name of the pic, it's getting the link to show as one word rather than an ugly line of addressy junk)

Okay, I'm breaking my I don't know how many month silence on this board but I had to. Kudos to you kid! You've gone 30 pages without showing much more than bra and panties and in such a wonderfully sexy manner!! You've gotten a following without baring a breast. That takes talent here!! Oh, and that "librarian look" you did, damn sexy! I think you could temp most any guy you desired. Keep up the good work!!

 

[Elvis]

Hello

Just found this thread.

1- Thank You!

2- Beautiful sexy, sensual photos.

3- Thank You! (it deserved repeating)


I am looking forward to more photos.