Dirty_Dream

Beautiful you are...prefer your pale skin than those discoloured photos.

dont post nude..just be a tease ;)
 
I did not mean it as an insult to any of the lovely people frequenting my thread. I just would have thought after viewing everything I have posted thus far they would understand a little about my flavour. :p

hey your flavour is yummmy

:rose::rose::rose:
 
h'mm

I did not mean it as an insult to any of the lovely people frequenting my thread. :p

I don't think you could insult me if you tried...
I have broad shoulders and am willing to be very forgiving.
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I think that pic should appear on every single page... of lit...
maybe I am just biased.
 
As thrilling as today has been it's 1:09AM here and I can feel my head nodding. Time to go get in my PJ's and warm up the bed ;)

May you all have dirty dreams..... I mean like seriously filthy ones. Maybe pressed against a glass lift or in the middle of a park somewhere......

Who knows, either way my brain has turned to swiss cheese!

:rose::kiss::rose:


DD,

Last night before you went to bed, you wished us all "dirty dreams, ...seriously filthy ones....."
My question is, did you have any dirty or seriously filthy dreams last night ?


keep smiling.
 
If your hands were tied to your chair you wouldn't be able to do a thing!

Physics and the certainty that solid matter cannot melt through other solid Matter -1

Sexual Magic - 0

Years of studying Hudini, strong arms, and double jointed elbows-10

Dirty_Dream naked in my bed-2 (She's lieing face up)
 
I think you can drop the second priority. No outfit could do justice to your beauty, therefore, wearing one would only lessen it.

I respectfully disagree

but thats what makes each of us unique

and I would love to be assist you Dream in shopping for just the right outfit
 
I'm away for one day and you get 18 more pages. I don't think there has been anyone more popular on here for a long time. :) I love all your latest pics as usual, and will continue continue to do so forever and ever, hehe. You look amazing no matter what you're wearing, no matter what the color is. So I'll give you a Kirby thumbs up. :D

(b0_0)b

I know that looks a lot like the word boob, so here's one with him smiling.

(b^_^)b

Eagerly awaiting your next post. :)
 
Alas today I must return to the real world.
Busy busy busy as per usual. Enjoy the pics already posted. I will try to post more soonish, if I drop back a few pages do not fear........

I shall return in due time (a few days max)

:rose::kiss::rose:
 
Alas today I must return to the real world.
Busy busy busy as per usual. Enjoy the pics already posted. I will try to post more soonish, if I drop back a few pages do not fear........

I shall return in due time (a few days max)

:rose::kiss::rose:

do not fear My sweet

we"ll keep you up amongst the stars
 
Alas today I must return to the real world.
Busy busy busy as per usual. Enjoy the pics already posted. I will try to post more soonish, if I drop back a few pages do not fear........

I shall return in due time (a few days max)

:rose::kiss::rose:

Do what thou must. We shall endeavor to wait.

be safe and enjoy....
 
ho Hummmmm

ok...
everyone is being really, really nice and polite,
and patient ,
and all that other civilised and behaved stuff....
me...
me I am drumming my fingers and muttering like muttley...
(anyone remember all that ratsnftasnradnfradnhehhehheh...stuff.)

why ?
well anyone who unleashes a thread so, shall we say as appealing,
(or if you prefer, so downright frackin hot,) as this has a certain responsibility.
It is a huge undertaking, I am not sure DD realised the full import of posting those pics...
I don't think she understood the moral responsibility it places her under.
HEY DD, did you realise the moral responsibility it places you under...
suddenly, hey, ampics is sort of boring.
and why...
I ask you...
real life,
work and stuff...
is that all.
real life...
God...
I'll just wander about and rant a bit shall I...
sort of kill time until I have something to look at...
eat an apple...
sodding apple.

apples do nothing for cold turkey and withdrawal and stuff...
ah well....
she back yet ?

nope...
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ok...
everyone is being really, really nice and polite,
and patient ,
and all that other civilised and behaved stuff....
me...
me I am drumming my fingers and muttering like muttley...
(anyone remember all that ratsnftasnradnfradnhehhehheh...stuff.)

why ?
well anyone who unleashes a thread so, shall we say as appealing,
(or if you prefer, so downright frackin hot,) as this has a certain responsibility.
It is a huge undertaking, I am not sure DD realised the full import of posting those pics...
I don't think she understood the moral responsibility it places her under.
HEY DD, did you realise the moral responsibility it places you under...
suddenly, hey, ampics is sort of boring.
and why...
I ask you...
real life,
work and stuff...
is that all.
real life...
God...
I'll just wander about and rant a bit shall I...
sort of kill time until I have something to look at...
eat an apple...
sodding apple.

apples do nothing for cold turkey and withdrawal and stuff...
ah well....
she back yet ?

nope...
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I'm under obligation? :eek:
It's ok I haven't dropped off the earth just living in my usual state of mild chaos with a busted radiator (not the 'Oh look my shirt is all wet and clingy' kind, more the 'It's rusty and stagnant and quickly ruining the towel I laid to save the carpet' kind) I am rapidly understanding why there's no such thing as radiator porn. I mean they'd have to be off to start with unless 3rd degree burns are kinky, which as an item of utility renders them useless. I digress.......

I've spent the evening dwelling in the real world. I have been musing what to post and on Thursday I get a day off. Maybe I'll find some time in between my radiator and food shopping to post more pics, that's my intention anyway.

Oh and don't worry about Mal, his barks worse than his bite. It was his idea I restart the thread :D

Apologies for the ramble and blatant self bump but meh what are ya gonna do? :p
 
Under obligation ?

I'm under obligation? :eek:
It's ok I haven't dropped off the earth just living in my usual state of mild chaos with a busted radiator (not the 'Oh look my shirt is all wet and clingy' kind, more the 'It's rusty and stagnant and quickly ruining the towel I laid to save the carpet' kind) I am rapidly understanding why there's no such thing as radiator porn. I mean they'd have to be off to start with unless 3rd degree burns are kinky, which as an item of utility renders them useless. I digress.......

I've spent the evening dwelling in the real world. I have been musing what to post and on Thursday I get a day off. Maybe I'll find some time in between my radiator and food shopping to post more pics, that's my intention anyway.

Oh and don't worry about Mal, his barks worse than his bite. It was his idea I restart the thread :D

Apologies for the ramble and blatant self bump but meh what are ya gonna do? :p

bump back, as often and outrageously as is necessary to keep this thread up near the front. That's what I shall do about it. So what are you going to do about that,,,,huh...
HUH.
and...na na na nah naaahhh , as well then.
Damn it...I am after all an Englishman...thus it is my right...Our right to bump was granted at Runnymede. It is a lesser known bit of small print on Magna Carta.
Everyone knows that. sort of. Just ask me , I can confirm it.

Did I fight for this land of ours to be denied my right to outrageous bumping...
I think not. I shall bump.

Under obligation ?
'course you are...
this thread is Nobel Prize material.
I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of your predicament.
You have a net'wide responsibility now you know.
And if the radiator doesn't appreciate that, just whisper in its shell like little lughole that I know a plumber who learnt his trade courtesy of 22 reg' Royal Engineers. He could remove said radiator from the wall and seal the pipes all with a small amount of cordex, and not even scorch your walls.
Not the orthodox school of plumbing , admittedly, but his main trade was blowing shit up. Plumbing became a kind of well paid side line in civvy street. Post the name of the manufacturer and we shall let nature, and sgt bazza, take their course.
He is actualy a damn good plumber, did all mine on the renovation.
(if he is reading this I don't want him and his borrowed cordex getting naffed off with me, as I am not his boss any more. I might have a sudden shortage of radiators. )

And as for Maloric... I am assuming you are the lovely lady's paramour,
come on man,
she has a radiator needs fixing.
I think a maloricificky dash , wrench in hand, ( I said wrench in hand) to the rescue is in order. If this isn't one of those 'white knight' moments
well I don't know what is....Box of chocolates, bunch of flowers, set of plumber's grips and a flagon of radweld..its the stuff of a young ladiy's dreams.
Isn't there something amongst all that Mage tackle that can sort out the girl's wayward radiator.

Real world...
I tell you it's a right bloody nuisance.....
And Maloric... their really is no need to show off like that.
extremely unsporting of you.
you should at least blush vividly,
and bow your head in shame...
All that to be thankful for and he goes and does that.
didn't even fix the rad first, not impressed Maloric...
right ...ok...
I'll get back to that other thing now...finger rapping and
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actually, it's becoming quite meditative...
a veritable mantra.
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I'd be bloody impressed if Mal could fix my radiator considering he's roughly 400 miles away from me.
I'm determined that I've just offended the radiator some how and if I soothe it it will stop weeping and be nice and functional again. It might have just been upset since I fell asleep on my bean bag the other night so it didn't get to sleep in the same room as me, yes that's it, the radiator is jealous of the bean bag and the only way to settle this is to shut them both in the bedroom until they sort out their issues.
I get strange when I'm sleep deprived. Time to go dream up my next photo shoot! :kiss:

Thanks for the bump Shamanskiss I know you're good for it :rose:
 
I have to pop out for an hour or so. Bummer.
The sun is out though so I can drive with the roof down :D
Even though I'm gone I expect suggestions for when I get back. What do you like, what do you not like, what would you like to see more of (theme-wise) etc
See you in a little while ;)



:kiss:

I always like a tease, so some like your first ones would be very welcomed by me!
 
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