Dirty_Dream
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I've never been spanked before

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Ohh poor thing![]()
Doesn't it hurt? I'm a wuss.
I've never been spanked before![]()

Doesn't it hurt? I'm a wuss.

well if the spanker is knowledgeable it can be very enjoyable![]()
There's such a thing as a professional spanker? I figured it was just a guy wailing on a girls ass. Oh the naiveity!![]()
FYI i feel there are some things I need to say....
After a good nights sleep I come back on to 10 PMs with varying degrees of interest. I cannot think of a simpler way to put things than this.
1) This is my thread, that means I get to decide what I shoot and what I don't
2) You will only see what I want you to see so begging for pussy shots is a fast way to piss me off. Also the next person who asks how big my breasts are is going to get a fist in the face
3)If you're so desperate to see a nipple google it. This is about the tease, there's meant to be an element of class, if you prefer the chopped liver approach I'm sure you can find it easily elsewhere.
4)To the people who are lovely (you know who you are) keep being lovely.
Remember, this is amateur pics, not 'Rate My Rack' or 'Look at my Labia'.....
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There's such a thing as a professional spanker? I figured it was just a guy wailing on a girls ass. Oh the naiveity!![]()
I promise as soon as I have access to a camera with working batteries (my local garage is just a pump and some pasties, that's rural Britian for you) there will be some seriously awesome input. Give me time, have a little faith it'll all be ok.
I'm away next weekend, managed to score Lion King tickets. But I'm sure I'll find time to post something lovely between now and then.....![]()
Well, if you don't like being spanked, how about a nice relaxing massage to ease the stresses away and, with a few choice rubs, arouse you into a trully sexy state of mind.

Massaging rocks
Nothing like a strong pair of hands working out the tensions, I'm lucky that I know a special someone who can tell when I need one then boom the offer is in and I'm happy as Larry. Whoever Larry is he must be smug after being happy for so long. The bastard.....
Massaging rocks
Nothing like a strong pair of hands working out the tensions, I'm lucky that I know a special someone who can tell when I need one then boom the offer is in and I'm happy as Larry. Whoever Larry is he must be smug after being happy for so long. The bastard.....
I'm still here, just eating and checking my mailbox before I have to go to work tomorrow. Oh the sorrow!

It's been a lovely weekend though. I don't think even my old thread accrued so much mileage in such a short space of time. I feel like this thread has exploded (forgive the implication of this visual image) and now that a certain standard has been established I must post something provoking, beautiful, and possibly colourful.
This will need thought, and better lighting, and substantial energy.
First priority........ find batteries.
Second priority........choose outfit.
Third priority.........get in the right mindset
Fourth priority......Work the magic baby!
It's been a lovely weekend though. I don't think even my old thread accrued so much mileage in such a short space of time. I feel like this thread has exploded (forgive the implication of this visual image) and now that a certain standard has been established I must post something provoking, beautiful, and possibly colourful.
This will need thought, and better lighting, and substantial energy.
First priority........ find batteries.
Second priority........choose outfit.
Third priority.........get in the right mindset
Fourth priority......Work the magic baby!
I think you can drop the second priority. No outfit could do justice to your beauty, therefore, wearing one would only lessen it.