Dirty_Dream

[helix27]

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There is page one of your thread. If you give me the links to all your pictures and the title for them I guess I could do the rest. saves me from going thru all 30 some pages.


If you want to do it yourself the code you need is:

{url="insert link for the picture here"}insert title for the picture here{/url}

when you do it for real you need to change the { and } to a [ and ] i couldn't do it that way cause it would be thinking i was trying to add another picture and it wouldnt show the coding right.


have any questions just hollar. I think this is in a sticky somewhere.

 

[vintner]

Nice...

*blush*

...thread you have here. I love all your photos, but this one...

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=841907&d=1209898422

...is my personal favorite. Thanks for sharing here!

 

[ofro]

Your Photos in Order:

colour2(2) evening1 evening2a evening2b evening2c evening3a evening3b evening4 evening5

evening5a evening6 evening7 evening9 evening9a lightpic pic10 pic11 pic12

pic13 pic14 pic15 pic16 pic17 pic18 Pic18a pic18a2 Pic18b

pic18c pic19 pic19colour Pic2 Pic20 Pic21 Pic21a pic22 pic23

pic23a pic23a2 pic23b Pic3 Pic4 Pic5 Pic6 Pic6b Pic6c

Pic6d Pic6e Pic6f pic7 pic8 pic9 request1 request2 request3


drop me a private message or IM me with your email and I will email you the text and short instructions on how to maintain yourself.

enjoy and sweet dirty dreams !!

 

[Maloric]

*yawn* Just got up and dangnamnit the thread just grew 2 pages. And I had to read through not one but TWO rants by Shamanskiss (loved every minute of it).

And now of course Ofro has beaten me to a solution, though if DD had just asked I coulda sorted it *sulk*. As for sorting the radiator, even if I wasn't 400 miles away, I leave that to the professionals. Need a website? Need your PC repaired? I'm your man. Need a radiator fixed? Call Shamankiss' plumber friend.

Also, the quickest way to pilfer those links from Ofro is use the quote button, copy em all, then edit your first post. Really Ofro, asking for email is naughty. But then I guess we're all here because we're naughty. Well done, have a biscuit.

Anyway, work calls - just over a week before I come home to my lady. Hurrah!

 

[MadeOfConcrete]

Oh my God!!!!!!
Oh yes....
mmmmmm.............
What a woman. Intelligent, knows how tease, beautiful face, perfect body...
Ohhhhh.........

Oops!
Did my inner monologue somehow make it to the screen again??!!!
Damn you, Bill Gates!

Incredible thread. Love it. Keep teasing. You're perfect. Erotic in every sense of the word.

 

[ofro]

....
And now of course Ofro has beaten me to a solution, though if DD had just asked I coulda sorted it *sulk*. As for sorting the radiator, even if I wasn't 400 miles away, I leave that to the professionals. Need a website? Need your PC repaired? I'm your man. Need a radiator fixed? Call Shamankiss' plumber friend.

Also, the quickest way to pilfer those links from Ofro is use the quote button, copy em all, then edit your first post. Really Ofro, asking for email is naughty. But then I guess we're all here because we're naughty. Well done, have a biscuit.
....

Hey. If the quoting works, great, if not an email with the code and short instructions is the way to go.

Want her email for my own devious intentions? No, just trying to help a sexy, intelligent woman.

... an as to being naughty.... anyone here who IS here to be naughty... please raise your free hand..... oh that was stupid.. wait.. dry it off first will ya !

 

[bigpedro]

You Are Back!

Dirty Dream - welcome back. I haven't ben on here for a few weeks and when I drop by. Boy was it a pleasant suprise.

Anyway. Hope things are good in your life after the 3 year break.

Great to see you anyway.

Big Pedro
xx

 

[Shamanskiss]

Bugger'a'hellfire

and other such poetic and literary masterpieces of self expression.
That bugger did it first...
well
I am posting this anyway...
it's prettier... so there
and,
I stress,
AND
this actually is in the order you posted them, as well. (I think along a strong 'maybe'sort of assertion)
HAH HAH.
(now watch, bloody thing will either fail to work at all, or I will crash the whole WWW'ing dotting sodding t'internet.)

so, with a flourish, and
a drum roll please...

(and Maloric, I don't want to hear any how easy it is , or it might just be the little red dancing-dot time , an' stuff,
just get that radiator fixed)
tah dahhhhhhh

____________________________________________________________


First a shot to test the water.....


Here's another few speculative snaps
go speculate...

The show must go on!
and on?

just so you get an idea of the colouring here's one as nature intended....

Button by button shots make for a nice teasing game...

clothes are a burden...Here's a shot of me tugging with frustration. anyone care to help?

What, they annoy you ,these buttons?

Here's another button....

Only one button left to go. apologies for the bra, it was hidden up until now....

Here's that last button.....let's pop open that bad boy!

just for the hell of it...

a little more skin....

shame I don't have an open fire.....

a hand on myself...

forward progression...

watch the picture unfold...

anyone care to cuddle up with these two?

Good morning!!!!

less dark and grainy one.......

another.......

a bit leggier

I'm a bit shy about my ass

*blush*

another.......

For comparison.....

my waist, it's my favourite part of me...

Another shot...

Playful squeeze...

that white request ...

Now for a braver pair...
or a pair braver?...

A little pull...

Gratuitous Ass Shot...

Gratuitous gratuity...

bend at the waist a little?...

and stretch...

Librarian look!............... [][]
or glance...
or just a lucky pen...............

It all starts a little dark and grainy...

But it gets a bit ...
a bit...
better...
Up in...
the air..

Ooh la la!...

carry on regardless....
regardlessly carry on...

another......

Polka dotted panties...

Bending over.......

Try this flexibility on for size...

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well...worked for me.
How was it for you Darling. (this was my first, and you weren't even gentle with me)
and what about that librarian moment...What, and not a plumber in sight.
and it's got hearts and roses and that other good shit
ok...so spacing is for now forcinatinguckingly beyond me at the moment.
It has to be simple compared to that orgy of alphanumeric buggery.
the only problem is I can see brackets everywhere...
the expression http has become oddly scarey.
I try to type and my fingers go urlurlurlurlurl....
I may have lost the will to live....

 

[ofro]

and other such poetic and literary masterpieces of self expression.
That bugger did it first...

...

Sometimes it pays to be quicker ... other times.. well lets just stay on track here ...

Nice Job ! I must admit that

But I kinda like it all condensed on 1 short post. But I like what you did.

Lets see what DD thinks. She may want it something totally different.<shrugs>

I know.. it seems we're all just vying for the biggest presentation here.

Its still... ladies choice.

 

[Shamanskiss]

you want condensed.

we got some of that,
there you go, full on ORP GP for the use of, only thing missing is a downsized yorkiebar.


First a shot to test the water..... Here's another few speculative snaps
go speculate... The show must go on!
and on? just so you get an idea of the colouring here's one as nature intended....

Button by button shots make for a nice teasing game... clothes are a burden...Here's a shot of me tugging with frustration. anyone care to help?
What, they annoy you ,these buttons? Here's another button....
Only one button left to go. apologies for the bra, it was hidden up until now.... Here's that last button.....let's pop open that bad boy! just for the hell of it... a little more skin....
shame I don't have an open fire..... a hand on myself... forward progression... watch the picture unfold... anyone care to cuddle up with these two?
Good morning!!!! less dark and grainy one....... another....... a bit leggier
I'm a bit shy about my ass *blush*
another....... For comparison.....
my waist, it's my favourite part of me...
Another shot...
Playful squeeze...
that white request ...
Now for a braver pair... or a pair braver?...
A little pull...
Gratuitous Ass Shot... Gratuitous gratuity...
bend at the waist a little?... and stretch...

Librarian look!....[][]
or glance...
or just a lucky pen...

It all starts a little dark and grainy... But it gets a bit ...
a bit... better...
Up in... the air.. Ooh la la!...
carry on regardless.... regardlessly carry on... another......
Polka dotted panties...
Bending over.......
Try this flexibility on for size...
My God....the permutations are endless...
pass me a bloody radiator, I want to html code the bastard.
I'll teach a bloody internal heating adjunct to fuck with us...

 

[Slave Master]

YUMMY

Katie

 

[Dirty_Dream]

You guys Rockzors!

Omg! I didn't think anyone would actually figure it out, let alone create and index for me.
Orfo you were so promt so mwah mwah mwah for that! You got the coding issue sorted but it links the pics name not the description, a valiant and much appreciated effort nonetheless. You have now been upgraded from avid poster to hero status.

Shamanskiss you did it! Not only did you figure out how to do the linky thing I wanted but you also named them related to what I said when I posted them annnnnnnd in the right order. Is there anything you can't do? Besides conceal your frustration and cease to surprise me? I didn't think so, are you like Peter Petrelli in Heroes? It wouldn't surprise me.......

However you did so thankies

Any chance of a pm to chuck me the snazzy code that made it do that. I have 7 PM's in the can atm so it may already be there in which case this is redundant, if not then......... *Big sad eyes* Pleeeease?

And once again to the lovely people who figured it out for lazy lil me. Actually I'm not lazy I'm just a bit slow when it comes to coding.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

god...you are gorgeous and your pictures are beautiful!!

 

[Dirty_Dream]

god...you are gorgeous and your pictures are beautiful!!

Why thank you so much!

*Bows*

 

[Rawhide_101]

Delicious!

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Why thank you so much!

*Bows*

if you ever want to model together, you let me know

*swoon!!*

 

[Maloric]

if you ever want to model together, you let me know

*swoon!!*

Wait, another chick wants to model with my lady? Should I be jealous or turned on? Or both?

Guys, a little help here please...

 

[Dirty_Dream]

To cut a long story short.....

Index works, Shamanskiss rocks.

Nuff said

 

[abdi15]

well u rock my socks... so... yeah :-D

 

[Shamanskiss]

Well

Wait, another chick wants to model with my lady? Should I be jealous or turned on? Or both?

Guys, a little help here please...

Humble ...
to start with.
very very 'umble.
Honoured and umbled...
closely followed by grateful, that fist clenched, air punching, kind of 'I just scored the major goal in the entire history of goal scoring', kind of way the 'little boy' in all us blokes absolutely revels in.
After that cautious...does DD look approvingly on such tentative paths to situations of the potentially 'managering a Troy'...
for there there just may be monsters.
Oh yes, great big ball busting, head crunching , relationship conflagrating demons of undisclosed lustfulness.
But , hey...
whichever way it pans out,
you should probably anticipate ...tired...
very tired...
what ever could be better than demonstrating deep attentive enamourment with a lady than turning one's face away from any hint of potential for said menage a trois.
Even if it is a non-starter...Most singular-relationship type ladies would look very kindly, and more than very 'actively' affectionately, ( in a rather wanton and energy expending kindof way) upon such a chap as he who demonstrates his so focussed affection.
And this a bloke who can't even keep track of his own shirt...
where's the justice...huh.

so , in brief,
dunno really mate.

(disclaimer...I know the lady said model...but y'know , it's a quiet night , just thought I would ramble a bit. No posters were injured in this statement. All characters and incidents are purely fiction and represented for entertainment only. )

 

[ryno23]

Omg! I didn't think anyone would actually figure it out, let alone create and index for me.
Orfo you were so promt so mwah mwah mwah for that! You got the coding issue sorted but it links the pics name not the description, a valiant and much appreciated effort nonetheless. You have now been upgraded from avid poster to hero status.

Shamanskiss you did it! Not only did you figure out how to do the linky thing I wanted but you also named them related to what I said when I posted them annnnnnnd in the right order. Is there anything you can't do? Besides conceal your frustration and cease to surprise me? I didn't think so, are you like Peter Petrelli in Heroes? It wouldn't surprise me.......

However you did so thankies

Any chance of a pm to chuck me the snazzy code that made it do that. I have 7 PM's in the can atm so it may already be there in which case this is redundant, if not then......... *Big sad eyes* Pleeeease?

And once again to the lovely people who figured it out for lazy lil me. Actually I'm not lazy I'm just a bit slow when it comes to coding.

A "Heroes" watcher too? Niiice.

 

[Dirty_Dream]

A "Heroes" watcher too? Niiice.

Yeah I have a huge crush on Peter Petrelli. He can steal my powers any time he wants

 

[Shamanskiss]

Damn me

Yeah I have a huge crush on Peter Petrelli. He can steal my powers any time he wants

Ilook exactly like the guy....

what an incredible coincidence....

that would be if it was actually true...

y'know. I can't seem to get this online persona thing quite right.....
just can't put my finger on where I am going wrong.

Glad you like the Index...
I had to keep looking at the pics over and over to check they were in the right kind of order.
obviously that was really hard for me...obviously I am lying again...it wasn't hard at all...
this one

and this one

were particularly illusive, the amount of times I had to glare at them to ensure they stayed put where they needed to be...
you wouldn't believe it....
there were one or fifty others needed to be kept an eye on as well...

 

[Dirty_Dream]

Shamanskiss, I appreciate your hard work.
Having to stare repeatedly at the same dull pictures must be driving you insane by now. I promise for the sake of your sanity, I'll post newer stuff soon. It'll get to the stage where it won't raise a smile anymore and I can't have that happen!

 

[raphael2007]

Shamanskiss, I appreciate your hard work.
Having to stare repeatedly at the same dull pictures must be driving you insane by now. I promise for the sake of your sanity, I'll post newer stuff soon. It'll get to the stage where it won't raise a smile anymore and I can't have that happen!

dull? I don't think so!