Dirty_Dream

I could

Shamanskiss, I appreciate your hard work.
Having to stare repeatedly at the same dull pictures must be driving you insane by now. I promise for the sake of your sanity, I'll post newer stuff soon. It'll get to the stage where it won't raise a smile anymore and I can't have that happen! :eek:

respond to that with unsubtle references as to how your pics would always raise at least a smile, if not , indeed, rather more.
But I won't.
I do, however ,suspect that if it had a smattering of male hormones your pictures could raise the Titanic.

But, if pretending that perusal of those pics already posted was sending me doolally...(as if I had any farther to go down that road) I could do that if it would get yet more posted up...

The sacrifices I make..
Now it's my sanity.
Mind you, it always was an overated state...
I am sure someone else said that, but can't for the life of me recall who...
but then I am going loopy, so can't be expected to...
If it helps you feel obliged to post I can jibber a little...
well even more.

"same dull pics" wash your mouth out.
 
[/QUOTE]"same dull pics" wash your mouth out.[/QUOTE]

Any suggestions what I should wash it out with? ;)
 
Omg! I didn't think anyone would actually figure it out, let alone create and index for me.
Orfo you were so promt so :kiss:mwah :kiss:mwah :kiss:mwah for that! You got the coding issue sorted but it links the pics name not the description, a valiant and much appreciated effort nonetheless. You have now been upgraded from avid poster to hero status.

Shamanskiss you did it! Not only did you figure out how to do the linky thing I wanted but you also named them related to what I said when I posted them annnnnnnd in the right order. Is there anything you can't do? Besides conceal your frustration and cease to surprise me? I didn't think so, are you like Peter Petrelli in Heroes? It wouldn't surprise me.......

However you did so thankies :cathappy:.................

eh no big deal.... I was going to send you the code and let you put your own descriptions in. no biggie.

in post 743, you mentioned:

Perhaps I could get help making an index by taking a pic and offering it up to the man who helps me solve this little issue. .....

umm who was the first to get it all sorted out ? Granted the descriptions were to be for you to do.... but who was the first?

<grins evilly>


it doesn't matter.. you are welcome and it was fun to figure out. only took a minute or 2.


keep smiling and sending kisses !!!
 
for God's sake...

"same dull pics" wash your mouth out.[/QUOTE]

Any suggestions what I should wash it out with? ;)[/QUOTE]

or rather mine...
just how much restraint is a man expected to display...
sheesh, and such mock exasperated type noises.
 
same dull photos???


If the photos look a little sticky.. someone else was staring at them.

I on the other hand only looked at the code to whip that all out :)

hehehe

WOO HOO!!!... talking about "whipping it out"... My Lady JUST stepped out of the shower.... be back in 2 hours !! :)

<evil laughter >

muuuuhahahahahahahahahhaah
 
By Gad sir.

in post 743, you mentioned:

Quote:
Perhaps I could get help making an index by taking a pic and offering it up to the man who helps me solve this little issue. .....


umm who was the first to get it all sorted out ? Granted the descriptions were to be for you to do.... but who was the first?

<grins evilly>

!!!

I do believe you are seeking to nick me pic...
here I am striving to achieve a portfolio's worth of accrued images that will be a legacy to the entire world...
and you lay spurious claim to the 'kodachrome ' laurels...

damn me eyes, that is the behaviour of a bounder sir...

there was a time when that would have called for blood on dawn's dew kissed grass.

Grief, it sends me off all positively Napoleonic'ish....
 
Eee Gadzooks I say !!

I do believe you are seeking to nick me pic...
here I am striving to achieve a portfolio's worth of accrued images that will be a legacy to the entire world...
and you lay spurious claim to the 'kodachrome ' laurels...

damn me eyes, that is the behaviour of a bounder sir...

there was a time when that would have called for blood on dawn's dew kissed grass.

Grief, it sends me off all positively Napoleonic'ish....

Cutlass, Rapier, Katana, fencing swords? Or should we dispense with the frivolity of the dance and just draw our crossbows for a volley ?

oh the good old days. Must we forget them, nay I say. Let us swash up our buckles and lay claim to the bounty....

Bounder ? aye, Bounder of Adventure is me name.

Let me introduce thee to Mr PantsTooTight, he's got a high voice, nay not Michael Jacksonian, but high nonetheless.

Or should we just recline and toss slabs of SPAM at each other?
I prefer the Viking Brand!
But no matter what, no one expects a Spanish Inquisition of the methods we shall use.

what say ye?

are ye up to a volley of the code?




and for the record, I was the first to post ! so la te dah !

roflmao
 
But no matter what, no one expects a Spanish Inquisition of the methods we shall use.

NO-ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... and fear! Our TWO chief weapons are surprise and fear... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope! Our THREE....

*steps out of the kneejerk reaction for a moment*

And as for washing out DD's mouth, I have just the thing. Naughty girl...
 
Hmmm here is the dilemma I'm in......
Ofro posted first buuuuuuuuuuuut he posted with the names of the pics while I specified...

Basically yeah but in the way it's like

Title ( just txt)

word word word (each word is a link to a pic but it's a word not the name of the pic, it's getting the link to show as one word rather than an ugly line of addressy junk)

So Ofro had the first part down to a tee, an index but it was the names that lost him vital points. Shamanskiss got the index coding down and gave them snazzy names instead of the pics actual name.

Ofro was speedier to the rescue whilst Shamanskiss was thorough.....
What to do....what to do.....is there anything I can do that wont incite duelling and talk of cads and bounders?

Oh I am a churlish churl!
 
Do the lad a pic

Hmmm here is the dilemma I'm in......
Ofro posted first buuuuuuuuuuuut he posted with the names of the pics while I specified...



So Ofro had the first part down to a tee, an index but it was the names that lost him vital points. Shamanskiss got the index coding down and gave them snazzy names instead of the pics actual name.

Ofro was speedier to the rescue whilst Shamanskiss was thorough.....
What to do....what to do.....is there anything I can do that wont incite duelling and talk of cads and bounders?

Oh I am a churlish churl!

you could always introduce a 2fer1, or a bogof , approach...
I mean after all... it worked out well in the end....
After all, dawn is bloody early to get up just for mayhem and murder.
Beside heis advocating code, as the weapon of choice...despite the code duello I don't think I care to see httpurlhttpurl [[[[[]]]]] for a good while.
It hurts my tired eyes....

A 2fer would also de'churl any possible churlines that might otherwisee sneak in...
 
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This

I'll get right on it!

just might be one of the nicest things anyoneever said to me.

I am of course loading it with monumental and thorughly depraved innuendo that you didn't mean...
BBut , hell, what's the point of investing so much of life in depravity if you don't allow it some hint of expression every now and again.

I'll get right on it!
I wish !!!!!!!!!!


and what are you doing online at this time.

and hello
 
Just found your thread. Not certain which I like more, your sense of humor or your looks. As beautiful as you are, I might have to go with sense of humor. (we've all been with attractive people who were dull and less attractive ones who were fun and it seems the fun ones last longer). Of course, your pretty face and smokin' hot bod' do not really detract from the equation. Thanks for the pretty pictures and all.
 
In fact

I'll get right on it!

you couldn't say that again could you,
but with a slightly husky tone, and a breathy undertone...
while leaning in a doorway, backlit....
your profile casting monochrome shadowed suggestions of...

I'll stop now...
maybe have a little lie down...
maybe I could get some nice meds...
 
It's around noon and I have a day off. Hooray.

By 'I'll get right on it' I meant the task.

You do make me chuckle Mr. Libido :D
 
I once had a dog named libido

It's around noon and I have a day off. Hooray.

By 'I'll get right on it' I meant the task.

You do make me chuckle Mr. Libido :D

he was extremely well trained,
it was the only way I could ever make the so named bloody thing behave.

I'd say " down libido"...
and there you go...
control...
" roll over libido" and there you go.
obedience and calmness.
mind you
"fetch" was not the prettiest of sights.....
and as for "come"...
well ,
 
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2 fer 1 ? a Tie ?

acceptable terms.

My approach was to post, then allow DD to edit and thus learn how to do that on her own.

again, no biggie and I appreciate all the fun and frivolity this has added !

Damn that makes you even sexier ! ;)


hmm, now Shamanskiss, I feel like to Knights standing in front of the lady awaiting her choice.. pushing and shoving each other lightly... then a little more.. then a little.. well you get the drift :)

Egads.. how we have degraded ourselves to pushing and shoving in front of a Lady. The code of Chilvalry, MUST be reviewed here ! (grabs book of Python and reviews....)

As for weapon of choice.. the code... well I "could" have said I know the Minister of Silly Walks and we "could" have had a "silly walk off" but that would have been tough in this medium.

DD, though art still the finest. Thank you for allowing us to joust here for your attention. :rose: It was the most fun I've had with my clothes on on Lit in a long time.... (looks down)... ummm (blushes) yeah, yeah dat's de ticket! er um, yeah, clothed! (blushes more.... starts to sweat... in a rascallion sort of way he things . o O (they will never know!) insert evil laughter here )

a tie is acceptable terms. (puts gauntlet away for another day, dang its a little tarnished, need to polish it.... thinks . o O( hmm the last thing I polished went off in my hands) chuckles to oneself )

keep smiling people.
 
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