Dear X

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear cold,

It's been interesting. Really. I mean usually, you don't come around until after Thanksgiving, so it's fascinating that you stopped by in October.

And usually, I get more of a cough, so, you're kind of a "kinder gentler" type.

That said, I'm really ready to be over you. I know it's hard to end our relationship, but could you go away quietly?

Sincerely,

I'm busy...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh my gawd. Two gold stars for you SSD!!! And a

I do love gold stars

 

[pfflyerhot]

Fishnets?

Dear women of literotica. Today is fishnet Friday. Lets get busy and don those fishnets!! Emsway you get a gold star because you have them in your profile!!! The rest of you better get crackin. Ha ha ha ha. No really! Signed Lover of Fishnets!

Excuse me?

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear : Never going to be an Ex friend

You are so positive and uplifting. You make me and everyone feel better with your words of support. If you ever visit close to the Carolinas dinner and hugs are on me !!

Signed : Honored to be your friend

Dear honored...ditto...love you

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Donald Trump

Please don't deport my burrito shop guys.

Signed,

Mexicans are people too

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear X

Just do it so we can end this thing.

Sincerely,

me

 

[Gerontion]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/bb91e971412dc673405dec0813194515/tumblr_ogpu7oPieY1u8crymo1_500.jpg

 

[El_Olvidadizo]

Dear, Deer

Please come visit me again. I moved and I haven't seen you or your lovely family since. The grass in my yard is very green and I have Cheetos, so come by for a snack. If you speak Japanese, we can practice together! I'd love to see if the fawns have lost their spots yet. It's safe to bring the kids because my hood has no bears in it. Just uppity squirrels and outside cats.

Lovely Wishes and Happy Fishes
Dizito

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear horny guy.

You have sent me multiple text messages over the last few days asking me if I want to f*ck. Each time I've told you no, or I've made an excuse. You see, I've come to the decision if you can't treat me like I'm worthy of a relationship then you're not a guy I want to be intimate with.

Worth more than what you're offering...
Me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Tumblr,

Get your act together! Here lately I can't post pictures or even re-post from my daily feed. What's up with that? American and the rest of the world are waiting... okay, maybe that's extreme but, you know, get it together. I have things to do, places to be, pictures to link in messages.

Love,

Just when I figure out how to do this, you leave me high and dry... literally.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear pillow,

I am sorry for all the tears. My teddy bear told me to knock it off.

-me

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear pillow,

I am sorry for all the tears. My teddy bear told me to knock it off.

-me

Tears are often therapeutic...tell Teddy its alright

And if you ever need a shoulder...or some ears...Im for hire...I only charge in hugs...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear rude guy...

You asked your facebook friends if anyone wanted to go to see StarWars Rogue One...you were presumptuous enough to say all your friends were broke and you would have to pay. I replied I had money and I wanted to go. You said you wanted to go this weekend, and I was looking forward to it. Thanks for letting me know via text you decided to go with someone else tonight. Seriously...you really know how to be a jackass! You constantly gripe about women who dump you or stop talking to you...gee I wonder why? It couldn't possibly be because when you have a decent person you use and abuse their generosity until they finally give up, not because they don't care for you...but because you don't care for them. You constantly complain how women don't date short guys, yet here I am a good 4" taller than you and I haven't ever told you it's awkward to be seen with you...good grief can you not open your eyes and just see beyond yourself?! Can you not see I actually at one point cared about you? I hope the movie was worth it and as to your pathetic comment of "I figured we could do something else" well let's just say I'll try to pencil you in...no promises.

*le sigh* Where have all the gentlemen gone?

Disappointed with the male species, me.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Santa baby,

I'll wait up for you, dear. Hurry down my chimney tonight.

Good girl Litster

 

[L8tnIt]

Dear Santa,
I am not expecting much from you this year. That is fine by me; I know what list I am on.
But please make sure that the other Good Ones are well taken care of.

Thanks.
*****

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Universe,

To start, send me a
Tall.
Single.
Male.
Clean.
Decent teeth.
Chivalrous.
Handsome.
Believes in God.
Hard worker.
Likes to cook.
Great lover.
Eats pussy.
No bad habits (drugs)
No sick sexual habits.
Has grown children already.
NO ex whatever drama.
Doesn't want kids.
Will accept me for me.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Universe,

To start, send me a
Tall.
Single.
Male.
Clean.
Decent teeth.
Chivalrous.
Handsome.
Believes in God.
Dark hair (black)
Hard worker.
Some facial hair would be nice.
Great lover.
Eats pussy.
No bad habits (drugs)
No sick sexual habits.
Has grown children already.
NO ex whatever drama.
Doesn't want kids.
Will accept me for me.

Whoa! Hey, how did I get here all of a sudden? Was I needed for something?

 

[TongueLust]

Whoa! Hey, how did I get here all of a sudden? Was I needed for something?

Don't play with me, this is serious.

 

[ydahecnot]

Will the "eat pussy" part be sufficient?

 

[TongueLust]

Hahahahaha

 

[ydahecnot]

I mean, I don't check all the boxes, but there are several big checkmarks by that box.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I think the only one I don't hit is the "tall" one. I'm 5'8". Also I'm not religious but I'm pretty spiritual. Like I meditate and stuff. I also fuck like a demon, if that helps.

 

[ydahecnot]

I gotta compete against NRJ? I'm screwed.

 

[beachbaby179]

TL, I say we give them both an 'A' for effort. What do you say?

 

[ydahecnot]

*adding more checks to the box.



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