Dear X

Dear ...

I come here to have fun, and to be myself, what you see is what you get.

I will complain, I will fuck up the English language with my grammar.

I will get very vulgar, etc. but one thing I will not do is jump on bandwagons for people to like me.

I say this all of the time, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.

Some say they respect my honesty, that they want me to be myself, and to be real...but do they?

I'm not going to stop coming here, so put me on ignore if my posts bother you.

L
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Dear ...

I come here to have fun, and to be myself, what you see is what you get.

I will complain, I will fuck up the English language with my grammar.

I will get very vulgar, etc. but one thing I will not do is jump on bandwagons for people to like me.

I say this all of the time, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.

Some say they respect my honesty, that they want me to be myself, and to be real...but do they?

I'm not going to stop coming here, so put me on ignore if my posts bother you.

L



You go girl :D
 
Dear burritos,
Thank you for being there when I need you most. You never ignore me or make me cry, unless you have onions and I smell them and then I tear up a little. But mostly you just bring tears of joy.

Signed
Burrito lover :heart:
 
Dear burritos,
Thank you for being there when I need you most. You never ignore me or make me cry, unless you have onions and I smell them and then I tear up a little. But mostly you just bring tears of joy.

Signed
Burrito lover :heart:

Dear Burrito Lover,

Everything tastes better wrapped in a tortilla. Except brussel sprouts, nothing could ever help them out.

Signed,

One burrito down, and the day is just beginning
 
Dear Burrito Lover,

Everything tastes better wrapped in a tortilla. Except brussel sprouts, nothing could ever help them out.

Signed,

One burrito down, and the day is just beginning

Dear one burrito,
Have tried frying brussel sprouts? It makes a huge difference! I quarter them and then put them in a hot skillet with EVOO, salt and pepper, and a touch of Cajun seasoning. Once they're nice and soft put some butter on them before eating. Freaking DELICIOUS!

Signed,
I hated brussel sprouts until I made them like that last year
 
Dear one burrito,
Have tried frying brussel sprouts? It makes a huge difference! I quarter them and then put them in a hot skillet with EVOO, salt and pepper, and a touch of Cajun seasoning. Once they're nice and soft put some butter on them before eating. Freaking DELICIOUS!

Signed,
I hated brussel sprouts until I made them like that last year

You might also try roasting them! Just half or quarter them, sprinkle on some olive oil, add garlic salt and roast at 425 until tender. Yum!
 
Dear coworkers,

I'm not asking you to do anything. I'm not bitching about how little you are doing, although I certainly could. I'm just going about my business the way I want to. So please kindly stop following me around telling me I'm working too hard or doing too much just because I'm the only one who will do anything. It's the bare minimum of competence, that's all. And since nobody seems to care that you don't do it, why harass me? Let's just coexist in blissful apathy, ok?
 
Dear (soon to be) X employee,

I get it, we all have our own priorities. And yes, sometimes life throws us a curveball. I was accommodating as I could be, and worked my best to get you what you needed within reason. I super appreciate, after all that I've worked out for you the last 18 months...all the times I've gone to bat for you...that you give me a weeks notice.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Signed,

Not playing your games anymore.
 
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