Dear X

Dear X,

What's worse than someone not giving you cheese? Someone yanking it out of your cold, dead hands. 🤭

JK, I haven't tried that cheese, so I'll smell it and if it's not vomitous smelling, I'll take a small piece to try it and hand back.

Trying to Behave and Be Nice, but it's Killing me when it's about Cheese,
Me 😘
Can you stop doing everybody’s job and get back in the kitchen to make me cheese on toast! None of that stinky stuff either. Just a nice mature cheddar on some thick white bread
 
Dear Cheese Yanker,
You had me at cheddar, lost me at brie. You had me at Boursin, lost me again at Brie. I haven't tried the others.

I'll bring some colbyjack and pepperjack to share in our fromage a trois.
Excited,
Me 😍

Dear Cheese party beauties,

Got room for one more?
I will bring the French goat cheeses, they are mild and with extra umami.
And a tray of grapes and figs.

Sincerely,
The third lady in the cheese aisle.
Dear third lady,
I'd spend time with you even if you're cheeseless! 😘
Me 😍
 
I have only recently began to hate men. Not all men. Just the ones who played the long game and I finally trusted them. Too bad we can't put literal red flags on heads. lol

Forget red flags. If you were literally able to put things on people’s heads to show others their character, you could have so much fun by using every day objects. Obviously you would need to put a very sparkly tiara on mine to show just what an actual gem I am 😜
 
I’m starving! Any room for one more?
Are you kidding???
Always, always, always for you ❤️

I think the air fryer is going to be put to work tonight.
Yep! Thank you for volunteering 😜😘

Playground Cheese Night goes ahead but you might need some Raclette too.
Hell yeah. Cat is bringing figs, I am bringing hams and breads. Cheese in abundance... Raclett... please 🤩

Damn this thread is making me hungry! 😋
Room for one more? I'll bring my own baguette.
You need to ask? Always ❤️

Just a nice mature cheddar on some thick white bread
Cheese on toast with a bit of Branston on the top 😍

Ultimately, @Apisto42 when you posted that meme about cheese can 'fascinate a woman' you are not wrong!!!
 
Dear Heat Index,

Did you know that you made it so hot here today that the sun wouldn't come out from behind the clouds?

Sincerely,
Me
 
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