Dear X

[Cogan]

Dear cheese lovers.

Damn this thread is making me hungry!
Room for one more? I'll bring my own baguette......

I'll see myself out again.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Dear X,

What's worse than someone not giving you cheese? Someone yanking it out of your cold, dead hands.

JK, I haven't tried that cheese, so I'll smell it and if it's not vomitous smelling, I'll take a small piece to try it and hand back.

Trying to Behave and Be Nice, but it's Killing me when it's about Cheese,
Me

Can you stop doing everybody’s job and get back in the kitchen to make me cheese on toast! None of that stinky stuff either. Just a nice mature cheddar on some thick white bread

 

[jason28053]

Dear Cheese lovers

Sweet Dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to dis a Brie?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear Cheese Yanker,
You had me at cheddar, lost me at brie. You had me at Boursin, lost me again at Brie. I haven't tried the others.

I'll bring some colbyjack and pepperjack to share in our fromage a trois.
Excited,
Me

Dear Cheese party beauties,

Got room for one more?
I will bring the French goat cheeses, they are mild and with extra umami.
And a tray of grapes and figs.

Sincerely,
The third lady in the cheese aisle.

Dear third lady,
I'd spend time with you even if you're cheeseless!
Me

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Can you stop doing everybody’s job and get back in the kitchen to make me cheese on toast! None of that stinky stuff either. Just a nice mature cheddar on some thick white bread

Dear Bossy,
Yes ma'am. Please don't read that other thread.
I'm sorry!
Me

 

[jason28053]

Dear Bossy,
Yes ma'am. Please don't read that other thread.
I'm sorry!
Me

@EyesOnHers @AmberLGreen @LaisDeMarieDeFrance woild maladies like a piece of Cheese to accompany your wine?

 

[Tallulah82]

Or just hold the thing for your kid. Definitely not eating it as you have been told.
But knowing it will end up in the bin if you don't because they are now full of burgers and haribo

Pfft. Sod the kids. The floss is mine. I used to be a cinder toffee gal but now my teeth scream when I see it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have only recently began to hate men. Not all men. Just the ones who played the long game and I finally trusted them. Too bad we can't put literal red flags on heads. lol

Forget red flags. If you were literally able to put things on people’s heads to show others their character, you could have so much fun by using every day objects. Obviously you would need to put a very sparkly tiara on mine to show just what an actual gem I am

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@EyesOnHers @AmberLGreen @LaisDeMarieDeFrance woild maladies like a piece of Cheese to accompany your wine?

I don't drink wine, so I can only assume you meant whine with our cheese. Rude!

 

[AmberLGreen]

@EyesOnHers @AmberLGreen @LaisDeMarieDeFrance woild maladies like a piece of Cheese to accompany your wine?

I don’t know about the others but I would just like some correct spelling and grammar when I get tagged in a post

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Pfft. Sod the kids. The floss is mine. I used to be a cinder toffee gal but now my teeth scream when I see it.

Dear Brits,
Why and how are your teeth screaming? This seems like horror movie stuff. Or are you picking up hard metal radio waves in your fillings?
Concerned in US,
Me

 

[jason28053]

I don’t know about the others but I would just like some correct spelling and grammar when I get tagged in a post

Ok @cheekygirl75

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’m starving! Any room for one more?

Are you kidding???
Always, always, always for you

I think the air fryer is going to be put to work tonight.

Yep! Thank you for volunteering

Playground Cheese Night goes ahead but you might need some Raclette too.

Hell yeah. Cat is bringing figs, I am bringing hams and breads. Cheese in abundance... Raclett... please

Damn this thread is making me hungry!
Room for one more? I'll bring my own baguette.

You need to ask? Always

Just a nice mature cheddar on some thick white bread

Cheese on toast with a bit of Branston on the top

Ultimately, @Apisto42 when you posted that meme about cheese can 'fascinate a woman' you are not wrong!!!

 

[jason28053]

I don't drink wine, so I can only assume you meant whine with our cheese. Rude!

So that is whine for you and Debbie and wine for @EyesOnHers

 

[EyesOnHers]

@EyesOnHers @AmberLGreen @LaisDeMarieDeFrance woild maladies like a piece of Cheese to accompany your wine?

You know 'maladies' means illnesses, right?

So if okay with everyone, I love a cheese orgy... but can I be clear I wanna be malady free after!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear Jerky McJerkerson,
I know where I can put that wine bottle in order for you to whine.
Me

Dear mods,
I am not threatening. Promising.

 

[jason28053]

You know 'maladies' means illnesses, right?

So if okay with everyone, I love a cheese orgy... but can I be clear I wanna be malady free after!

See Amber’s aka Debbie’s post correction of my dictation lol.

 

[Apisto42]

Apparently I missed cheese day on lit. Sad.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Apparently I missed cheese day on lit. Sad.

You and me both. Living in Wisconsin for 20 years i came to enjoy cheese, all kinds.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Dear Heat Index,

Did you know that you made it so hot here today that the sun wouldn't come out from behind the clouds?

Sincerely,
Me

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Dear Insomnia,

You pick the oddest times to keep me awake. But I am hoping that you have spared some others with the same affliction, and that they were able to get a good night's rest this past night.

Sincerely,
Becoming accustomed to being awake