Dear X

[averagesizeguy]

Dear Ex Husband (not that you were ever any kind of husband, but whatever):

You know, I tried to be friends after our split. I paid for the divorce, I paid for your move, I gave you money and let you take everything you wanted from our 13 years together, even though I bought most of it because you were a lazy bum.

But when you keep promising you're going to take time out of your busy life with that nasty ho you moved into your home less than 30 days after our split (and yeah, I get it, you can't be alone, so a ho is better than nothing at all) to come get the rest of your crap, you need to hold to your word.

You didn't, I gave you four different opportunities. And you bailed every time. So guess what?

Today I had it all hauled away. Your tools, the flat screen TV, the tables you wanted, the BBQ grill that you only used once or twice. Everything you said you were going to come get is now in some guy's truck, and you're screwed.

So, fuck you very much. We're done, finally. Enjoy your life

Signed,
Your Ex Wife, which is the best thing that I ever did for myself.

Barman! A drink for the lady, please!

 

[AKentuckyLady]

*bows* thank you all very much. I needed to vent, thanks for listening

 

[beachbaby179]

You go, girl!

 

[italiansexylady]

Dear Pignoli Cookies,

You're so damn good.
You'll be so worth the extra time I will spend in the gym this week.

Love,
Me

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Dear working on making you my EX....

You pretty much said you want everything. And that I can't afford anything on my own. So, I bought all new furniture. Fully paid for. No credit cards used. It's all very heavy wood but 3 very nice younger gentlemen were kind enough to help me with it

PS....,AKentuckylady is my new bestie and I'm gonna take pointers from her. Good luck

Signed : Stretching her new wings

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear working on making you my EX....

You pretty much said you want everything. And that I can't afford anything on my own. So, I bought all new furniture. Fully paid for. No credit cards used. It's all very heavy wood but 3 very nice younger gentlemen were kind enough to help me with it

PS....,AKentuckylady is my new bestie and I'm gonna take pointers from her. Good luck

Signed : Stretching her new wings

Dear T4T and AKentuckyLady...You both rock...you both are such strong, vibrant, compassionate and positive women...I greatly admire and adore you both for your golden hearts...I wish you both a beautiful new journey ahead...Love you guys...

 

[pocketpixie28]

Dear X,

It's been a year now, and almost 5 months since I moved to a separate address. We share custody and you pay me a laughable amount of child support. I bend over backwards to guarantee that you have access to your son as well as providing things he needs at your house (which is your responsibility, by the way). And you continue to text me about how much you miss me and hope I come to my senses and come back to you.

If I missed you or had second thoughts, you'd be the first to know. Until then, please keep your fuckery to yourself. You had 4 years of my life and will share the next 13 years as we raise our son ... And that's more than you will ever deserve.

Signed,

Not missing you litster

 

[zydrate]

Dear Husband,

I don't understand all this hostility toward their husbands/ex-husbands. I'm happy to say that we have been together for 11 years (this September) and not once have we talked about divorce or splitting up. We've worked through our problems and found solutions.

I count us as one of the few lucky couples that have faced hard times and fought together to find a solution and we are happier than ever.

Sure, I play on this site and you know all that I do here. We have no secrets from each other.... I'm glad we have what we do and nothing can break us apart.

Now when are you going to create a lit name and stuff and join me?

Never, I know.... oh well, I like sending screen prints to you anyway

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear husband lover,

I am with you. I'm thankful for the overwhelming husband love we are lucky to possess. My heart breaks for these wonderful Katie's who aren't as lucky. My hope is that fine the happiness they so surely deserve.

I'm glad to see you back

Aussie x

 

[Girly_girl]

Dear Karma God,
I get it, Karma is a bitch. Can you please move on so I can find my smile..... Pretty please.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

I wish I could just run away and hide from life. Ugh!

Signed,

Just keep swimming....

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear Texas,

After visiting the entire length of you (and you do realize how f'en huge you are, right?!)
I have made these observations:
A) I'm a fast driver, but you guys are seriously bat shit crazy drivers. (I mean this nice of course.)
B) a one stop shop of booze, smokes and guns just saved me a shit load of time. What a genius idea.
C) my favorites pet names called were "sugar doll" and "honey muffin." And along with this, your politeness is off the chats. Wow!
D) no, I don't have an accent you do. Promise. *laughs
E) Cotton candy tasting grapes, delicious.
F) I should of made a pit stop in Austin to grab some Tito's vodka if I'd known all the road construction going on. Holy hell!
G) Dallas/Ft. Worth, Austin, San Antonio, Corpus Christi and clear down south to your Gulf and Islands, your state is beautiful, crazy hot, inspired new explicatives and created beautiful pics and memories. TY.

Your failed boogie board rider neighbor to the North.

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Texas,

After visiting the entire length of you (and you do realize how f'en huge you are, right?!)
I have made these observations:
A) I'm a fast driver, but you guys are seriously bat shit crazy drivers. (I mean this nice of course.)
B) a one stop shop of booze, smokes and guns just saved me a shit load of time. What a genius idea.
C) my favorites pet names called were "sugar doll" and "honey muffin." And along with this, your politeness is off the chats. Wow!
D) no, I don't have an accent you do. Promise. *laughs
E) Cotton candy tasting grapes, delicious.
F) I should of made a pit stop in Austin to grab some Tito's vodka if I'd known all the road construction going on. Holy hell!
G) Dallas/Ft. Worth, Austin, San Antonio, Corpus Christi and clear down south to your Gulf and Islands, your state is beautiful, crazy hot, inspired new explicatives and created beautiful pics and memories. TY.

Your neighbor a few states to the North.

Have you not heard how everything is bigger in Texas? If you know what I mean... Wink, wink...

A) It's true. But then again, it's a big ass state. You have to drive like a bat out of hell to get anywhere! I am normally a very law abiding citizen but I have little to no use for the speed limit, generally speaking and school zones excepted...

B) It saves time. Beer, Bait and Ammo is a well known song from Kevin Fowler for good reasons...

C) It's a serious southern thing, maybe even magnified in Texas. Those that know me know I am prone to terms of endearment and affection like My Sweet, Darling, Baby, Sugar, etc... Meh, it's just who I am / we are... Not everyone appreciates it. Glad you do/did.

D) Texas has become quite the melting pot over the last 20 years so there are all kinds of accents here now. You have to really get out into the smaller, more remote towns to hear the really good accents...

E) You should go to the State Fair in Dallas in the fall where you can get ANYTHING fried! LOL

F) Titos is some seriously good vodka. Says the man that has had his fair share...

G) Thank you for the kind words. Like other states around the country, there is beauty to be seen and enjoyed all over for those open to find and enjoy it... Thank YOU for the visit...

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Sweetie Honey Sugarpie Darlin' Slow-drivin', Boogie-boardin' Northern Neighbor,

It sounds like you ran across the "Beer Bait and Beyond" shop my BF and I ran across one day while exploring the backroads of the Middle East (Middle East Texas, of course). I'm sure they have a bridal registry - it sounds like every Texas bride's dream store.

Accent? Um, nope. It's a drawl. And it's all about location, location, location, as they say - when I visit you, then I can have an accent. Down here, you get to. It helps us identify people we can welcome to the state.

Please tell me you had a Texas peach?

You will be out of Tito's by the time you get to Ft. Worth - let us know and we can set you up with some seriously delicious TX Whiskey made here. Or hit the Texas Wine Trail for award winning Texas Wines, or detour down to Shiner for some Shiner Bock, the only beer I actually like. With all the construction all over you'll have plenty of time for it all. That construction is why we have to drive like a bat outta hell to make up time in between it.

I hope you come back to visit again - there's so much to see and do. Come in the spring and we'll show you one of our most beloved things - fields of our bluebonnets.

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And the people - they're the main reason I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. So, please come see us again, or rather, "Y'all come back now!" Or at least come visit the Texas thread - we love visitors!

Signed,
Born and bred and seriously loves being a Texan

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Ex Husband (not that you were ever any kind of husband, but whatever):

You know, I tried to be friends after our split. I paid for the divorce, I paid for your move, I gave you money and let you take everything you wanted from our 13 years together, even though I bought most of it because you were a lazy bum.

But when you keep promising you're going to take time out of your busy life with that nasty ho you moved into your home less than 30 days after our split (and yeah, I get it, you can't be alone, so a ho is better than nothing at all) to come get the rest of your crap, you need to hold to your word.

You didn't, I gave you four different opportunities. And you bailed every time. So guess what?

Today I had it all hauled away. Your tools, the flat screen TV, the tables you wanted, the BBQ grill that you only used once or twice. Everything you said you were going to come get is now in some guy's truck, and you're screwed.

So, fuck you very much. We're done, finally. Enjoy your life

Signed,
Your Ex Wife, which is the best thing that I ever did for myself.

Much respect to you
God I bet that feels good

L

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear woman who is dating my soon to be ex,

I have two questions:

1) Why would you insert yourself into a my relationship with my soon to be ex? Just because you don't have one with yours, doesn't mean I can't have one with mine. Telling my daughter that she can walk with you daughter to school when my daughter is at her father's is NOT your decision.
a) I am her mother. This kind of decision needs to be made between her father and I. NOT YOU.

2) Why would you do this to another woman, you've been there. You have been cheated on and you should know how this feels. Honestly, I don't care that you are with my soon to be ex. The marriage has been over for years But, as a woman, I just don't understand.

You have four beautiful daughters and this is what you're showing them. That it is okay to date a man who is married and to insert yourself into their relationship when it comes to THEIR children. I don't care what happened with you and your ex. My relationship with my soon to be ex is different - in the sense that we could actually be friends - because we have kids.

Another question I have is why would you think he is a good role model for your girls? He doesn't even have a great relationship with his own daughter!

You and he are on your way to having a nice little meeting with me. And if you think you're helping him - you're hurting him. He is going to be hurting so much after I am through if we go through court.

We'll see how it ends,

the soon to be ex-wife

 

[Iceprincess12]

Dear X,

I know you shared a lot of personal information with me and even though things are not perfect, I still would support you. Health issues with family go beyond what is happening on lit. I know the way you deal with stress and it seems to be a guy thing, but when you are ready to talk I'll be here.

IP

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear X,

I think I'm done with this game.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear woman who is dating my soon to be ex,

I have two questions:

1) Why would you insert yourself into a my relationship with my soon to be ex? Just because you don't have one with yours, doesn't mean I can't have one with mine. Telling my daughter that she can walk with you daughter to school when my daughter is at her father's is NOT your decision.
a) I am her mother. This kind of decision needs to be made between her father and I. NOT YOU.

2) Why would you do this to another woman, you've been there. You have been cheated on and you should know how this feels. Honestly, I don't care that you are with my soon to be ex. The marriage has been over for years But, as a woman, I just don't understand.

You have four beautiful daughters and this is what you're showing them. That it is okay to date a man who is married and to insert yourself into their relationship when it comes to THEIR children. I don't care what happened with you and your ex. My relationship with my soon to be ex is different - in the sense that we could actually be friends - because we have kids.

Another question I have is why would you think he is a good role model for your girls? He doesn't even have a great relationship with his own daughter!

You and he are on your way to having a nice little meeting with me. And if you think you're helping him - you're hurting him. He is going to be hurting so much after I am through if we go through court.

We'll see how it ends,

the soon to be ex-wife

Hugs and you know I will forever and always listen. And when you need to bury the body I got shovels!!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Hugs and you know I will forever and always listen. And when you need to bury the body I got shovels!!

Forget the shovels, that's too much work. Just feed them to the gators, much more efficient.

 

[tnman03]

Forget the shovels, that's too much work. Just feed them to the gators, much more efficient.

LOL...it's the sentiment but 40 acres and a backhoe works pretty good and feral pigs are non judgmental garbage processors....

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Thanks guys for making me laugh!!!!

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear X (I wish...):

Remember all that energy I put into the kids? Well guess what. They just both moved out. Now I have time and energy to put into making sure you follow them out the door quickly. Shit gonna get real. Real soon...

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Hugs and you know I will forever and always listen. And when you need to bury the body I got shovels!!

*hugs*

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear X,

Now it all makes sense. Got it, got it, got it.

Sincerely,
Slower Than Molasses