Dear X

[FelicityJohns]

Dear Friends,

Recent events have forced me to explore myself. It forced me to explore my reasons for coming back on here and why i am on here as well as how I conduct myself. Some recent drama in a couple of threads have me questioning what I believe and how I am.

One of the issues coming up is my desire to remain neutral in conflicts. The reason i remain neutral is because i do not come on Lit to argue, debate, debase, ridicule or harass anyone. I come on here because it is a porn board and it's a fun place. If I wanted to be a dick, I'd go to the General Board.

I have people I like who are arguing over different things at the moment. Most of the things they are arguing about happened prior to my knowing these people, so i have no idea what's going on or anything. I choose to remain neutral. It doesn't mean I like one friend less than another or whatever, but it means I am choosing to look at people the way i see them. I'm not trying to anger people by choosing one friend or another.

I have thought about different options tonight. Leaving Lit would be the easy way out, but i would lose many good friendships I not only made since returning, but older ones I have enjoyed for a long time. Choosing one side or the other would also be a bad decision because i am not interested in which clique is right or wrong.

In the end, i want to stay on Lit, but I may change my habits slightly to stay out of the fire fight. this may mean avoiding certain threads or just not popping in as often. This is not a slight to anyone or anything. I just feel like Lit life isn't real life even though the people behind the screen names are. If I lose a friendship or two, i'll understand. But the simple matter is that Lit is not my life. I have one of those and it's more rewarding in a sense. I may pull back on the public signs of affection somewhat as well. If that bugs you, let me know.

The parting words I leave with you before I log off for the night are simple. This is a porn board. Everyone who enters here is allegedly 18 years of age or older. If you have a beef with someone, be adult about it. There's an ignore button for a reason. Use it if you need to. If someone pisses you off, you are not required to deal with them on the board.

But also remember that behind every screen name is a person on their tablet, keyboard or phone. We need to respect one another even if we do not agree with them. If it's too much for you, log off and breathe because life is more important than what happens here.

Sincerely:
Charles (Azul)

Charles,
Reaching out and sending you a hug. I understand everything you're saying here, and I think you're wise in your choices.

Keep yourself strong, happy and whole, and those who see that will be here for you. PM anytime, my doors and ears are always open.

Feli

 

[Tommybowler]

Dear X,

It still pulls at my heart every time I see you. I would rather not see you again but we live in in a small country, in the same small village.

I hope one day you love yourself enough to love another. I hope you come to realise you child can't be fixed autism/Aspergers is how your child is. Give it love not drugs hugs not another trip to some newAge bulshit shilling chancer.

You had told me the child would not change and spend all your efforts on trying to change it.

You said money was not important but love was and now I hear you being far from impeccable with your word regarding me money and everything else. I never took from you, I accepted what you gave without me asking for it.

You spend so much of your life closed hidden in your shell hiding the soft loving center inside of you. I had glimpses. I fell I love with you completely. You asked me when would I move in with you I replied name the date. The next day you ended all communication with me.

I still do not know what happened I guess I never will yet I see your face behind the wheel of your red car some many times a week. I know I look and you look too it still hurts me I guess it hurts you too.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Sammy,

The dog door was installed years ago. If my wife asks me to leave the room to pass gas, and I pay all the bills, the very least you can do is take it outside. If it's so bad it wakes you up, imagine how I feel, gagging and drying my eyes. Go eat some grass or something.

I'm trying to understand your reasoning when it comes to farting in your sleep, waking up front it, then turning your head and licking your ass every time. Do you feel you turtle each time? If it is a turtle it is a rancid dead turtle.

Signed,

Take it outside

 

[zydrate]

Dear X

You suck. I could say more, but you don't deserve more.

Love,
Zy

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear OP,

Idk where you're at, or what you're doing. Can only guess and hope its a good guess. Idk what I'm doing half the time either, or where. Its the alcoholism.

Hope you're well.

You know you're gettin a thread fulla spanks when ya get back?

Spanker

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear X,

I keep thinking I have deleted every trace of you but then I find an old photo, note, card, etc....

There really should be an app for that or someone you can hire to come and scour your home for those leftover traces.

Signed,
The Guilty Remnant (a book reference, of course - not an admission of guilt.)

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear sweet baby,

You're over due by four days and Mommy is very tired of packing you around. You made the obgyn frown today- she really wants to visit with you. (Plus, if you don't show any progress by Thursday, a c-section may be called for....)

Please vacate my uterus with utmost haste.

Swollen, sleep deprived prego

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Swollen,

Could they not induce you instead of going straight to c-section? Hope the little passenger makes his/her own way out before that though!

Sincerely,
Sorry to tell you I'm 10 months on from my little one's arrival and still sleep deprived.

Dear Sleep Deprived,

I honestly feel like I will not be well-rested until it is out of my home and in college. I'm seven years in.

Sincerely,
Feel your pain Litster

P.S. I send you baby dust, Twilight!!!!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Moms,

I am 19 years in and even though she's doing very well, I still get worried about her.
Sending my hugs in the hopes you all are doing well.


Proud Papa.....who also is called Worry Wart.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Swollen,

Could they not induce you instead of going straight to c-section? Hope the little passenger makes his/her own way out before that though!

Sincerely,
Sorry to tell you I'm 10 months on from my little one's arrival and still sleep deprived.

Sleep deprived,

My cervix is very high and tilted along with only being dilated 1cm. The doc is concerned that trying to induce won't help with the first problem. She'll attempt induction if I show progress on Thursday.

So...lots of walking in my future. (And dealing with swollen ankles for the first time this whole pregnancy.)

Waddling walker

 

[MSH2]

Sleep deprived,

My cervix is very high and tilted along with only being dilated 1cm. The doc is concerned that trying to induce won't help with the fit problem. She'll attempt induction if I show progress on Thursday.

So...lots of walking in my future. (And dealing with swollen ankles for the first time this whole pregnancy.)

Waddling walker

Dear sexy Duckling

Well, Nothing I can actually do to help here, except put on the cheerleader outfit and find the pompoms, very undignified.

if you think of anything else I can do to help, yell

Hoping for the Best

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Sleep Deprived,

I honestly feel like I will not be well-rested until it is out of my home and in college. I'm seven years in.

Sincerely,
Feel your pain Litster

P.S. I send you baby dust, Twilight!!!!

I have this mental image of you in a tutu running around tossing baby shaped confetti now..

Aaah, understood. I was the same and had a c-section this time round.

I lost my ankles after birth, took about a week to get them back to normal. Best of luck, it's an amazing adventure!!

Thanks, hon.

 

[MSH2]

My 6 year old is now a great little sleeper, but the 10 month old .... worse than when he was a newborn. zzzzzzz Loves the boobs.

EVERYONE wants your boobs get over it

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear sexy Duckling

Well, Nothing I can actually do to help here, except put on the cheerleader outfit and find the pompoms, very undignified.

if you think of anything else I can do to help, yell

Hoping for the Best

Dear Cheerleader,

Pictures of you in a cheerleader outfit might cause even laughter to shoot the kiddo out...

Waddling Walker

 

[Bookishleigh]

My 6 year old is now a great little sleeper, but the 10 month old .... worse than when he was a newborn. zzzzzzz Loves the boobs.

Mine, unfortunately, inherited his father's night owl tendencies but my early bird tendencies. I read things like kids this age need 10 to 11 hours of sleep a night and I think....that would so be a dream come true!

I have this mental image of you in a tutu running around tossing baby shaped confetti now..

There is no running in my world, but I'm quite happy to plié and pirouette around the room throwing baby-shaped confetti!

 

[MSH2]

Dear Cheerleader,

Pictures of you in a cheerleader outfit might cause even laughter to shoot the kiddo out...

Waddling Walker

Dear Waddling Hotstuff

Deal, Thursday I put on the Cheerleader outfit, see if I dont

Viking Cheerleader

 

[papadoc19]

I think you might be exaggerating just a tad.

He really isn't

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear X,

It is awesome to be mistaken by your girlfriend's name when doing something for our child. And it's not even official yet!!!!

Signed,

Left shaking my head

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Yellow Lab,


I'm not upset at the fact you ate a 3lb bag of skittles. I'm upset that our carpet looks like it tasted the rainbow, yet smells like a sewer. How about you just stick to the Science Diet food I shelled out $30 for.

Signed,

Almost worth tearing up the carpet and replacing it instead of cleaning it.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Blue Cheese inventor,

Why? Hmmm this cheese is moldy, I think I'll eat it. Q

Fucking foul.

Signed,

I think I'll just have a burger

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Blue Cheese inventor,

Why? Hmmm this cheese is moldy, I think I'll eat it. Q

Fucking foul.

Signed,

I think I'll just have a burger

Dear Just a Burger,

Blue cheese and bacon burgers rock!

Leave off the tomato and lettuce Litster

 

[AKentuckyLady]

Dear Ex Husband (not that you were ever any kind of husband, but whatever):

You know, I tried to be friends after our split. I paid for the divorce, I paid for your move, I gave you money and let you take everything you wanted from our 13 years together, even though I bought most of it because you were a lazy bum.

But when you keep promising you're going to take time out of your busy life with that nasty ho you moved into your home less than 30 days after our split (and yeah, I get it, you can't be alone, so a ho is better than nothing at all) to come get the rest of your crap, you need to hold to your word.

You didn't, I gave you four different opportunities. And you bailed every time. So guess what?

Today I had it all hauled away. Your tools, the flat screen TV, the tables you wanted, the BBQ grill that you only used once or twice. Everything you said you were going to come get is now in some guy's truck, and you're screwed.

So, fuck you very much. We're done, finally. Enjoy your life

Signed,
Your Ex Wife, which is the best thing that I ever did for myself.

 

[DarkSimian]

Dear Ex Husband (not that you were ever any kind of husband, but whatever):

You know, I tried to be friends after our split. I paid for the divorce, I paid for your move, I gave you money and let you take everything you wanted from our 13 years together, even though I bought most of it because you were a lazy bum.

But when you keep promising you're going to take time out of your busy life with that nasty ho you moved into your home less than 30 days after our split (and yeah, I get it, you can't be alone, so a ho is better than nothing at all) to come get the rest of your crap, you need to hold to your word.

You didn't, I gave you four different opportunities. And you bailed every time. So guess what?

Today I had it all hauled away. Your tools, the flat screen TV, the tables you wanted, the BBQ grill that you only used once or twice. Everything you said you were going to come get is now in some guy's truck, and you're screwed.

So, fuck you very much. We're done, finally. Enjoy your life

Signed,
Your Ex Wife, which is the best thing that I ever did for myself.

Dear Kentucky Fried Ex

Wow! Bravo, AKL!

PS: your ex sounds like my ex. We should definitely compare notes, then make grandchildren

PPS: You should handle all dealings with my ex

Signed:

Amazed and Confused in Texas

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Fed up and Hauled off Ex-Wife,

*spits water*

I admire your gumption!

Where do I send my retainer???

Signed,

Still dealing with a Dumb Ass

 

[LizzieEr]

Dear Ex Husband (not that you were ever any kind of husband, but whatever):

You know, I tried to be friends after our split. I paid for the divorce, I paid for your move, I gave you money and let you take everything you wanted from our 13 years together, even though I bought most of it because you were a lazy bum.

But when you keep promising you're going to take time out of your busy life with that nasty ho you moved into your home less than 30 days after our split (and yeah, I get it, you can't be alone, so a ho is better than nothing at all) to come get the rest of your crap, you need to hold to your word.

You didn't, I gave you four different opportunities. And you bailed every time. So guess what?

Today I had it all hauled away. Your tools, the flat screen TV, the tables you wanted, the BBQ grill that you only used once or twice. Everything you said you were going to come get is now in some guy's truck, and you're screwed.

So, fuck you very much. We're done, finally. Enjoy your life

Signed,
Your Ex Wife, which is the best thing that I ever did for myself.

I love you you know!