Dear X

[NattyBumppo]

thank you
she looks like Elvira on acid and smells like a bag full of granny

You haven't lived until you've been on a public bus and watched a homeless person drag his urine-stained tarp onto the seat in front of you....

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

You haven't lived until you've been on a public bus and watched a homeless person drag his urine-stained tarp onto the seat in front of you....

seen it
smelt it




try seeing a grown woman walk,,,sqaut and take a DUMP in the parking lot of the mall

 

[wferret]

Dear Left Half of Brain, Right Half of Brain, and Libido,

Will you please just learn to get on, and stop trying to pull me in three different directions at once?

Thankyou.

WF

 

[wferret]

You haven't lived until you've been on a public bus and watched a homeless person drag his urine-stained tarp onto the seat in front of you....

Once saw a guy take a crap on a bus once, then calmly move to another seat as if nothing had happened.

True story.

Do I win?

WF

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear weirdos


here ya go

http://advantageserviceltd.com/images/bf.jpg

 

[kendra1980]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9wsdo5G0WVs/RzSu8Z7bBEI/AAAAAAAAACc/OuS2mjV7J88/s400/faggots.jpg

Two of the Three Muskateers, you BAD girl! They have the ghey!

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9wsdo5G0WVs/RzSu8Z7bBEI/AAAAAAAAACc/OuS2mjV7J88/s400/faggots.jpg

Two of the Three Muskateers, you BAD girl! They have the ghey!

here ya are granny
wear yer slanket
and eat your beets

http://blueheronlocal.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/carrots-and-beets1.jpg

 

[kendra1980]

here ya are granny
wear yer slanket
and eat your beets

http://blueheronlocal.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/carrots-and-beets1.jpg

I'd never heard of a slanket til I saw that picture of you wearing yours...then I had to get one.

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ol-images/la/uploads/020207slanket.jpg

What's that you're reading? The history of Butterfingers?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I'd never heard of a slanket til I saw that picture of you wearing yours...then I had to get one.

http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ol-images/la/uploads/020207slanket.jpg

What's that you're reading? The history of Butterfingers?

thats hardly me
add red hair and some piercings,,,lol
i heard some amish boy knitted you one out of old knickers

 

[availableslave2u]

dear sleep,
why must you creep up at the strangest times? when i put my head on the pillow at night would be a good time to visit. not when i'm driving down the street.
sleep deprived

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Gerard Butler.


Thank you.


That is all

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Megan Fox,

Stay away from Gerard Butler. Apparently he's taken.

And thank you, too....

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Megan Fox,

Stay away from Gerard Butler. Apparently he's taken.

And thank you, too....

Dear Megan Fox...I have green eyes and red hair.

And the man above is old enough to be your father.


Just sayin

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear Megan Fox...I have green eyes and red hair.

And the man above is old enough to be your father.


Just sayin

Dear Megan Fox,

That I am old enough to be your father doesn't mean I don't appreciate beauty. Alas, as luck would have it, I happen to be madly in love with a green-eyed, redheaded beauty.

Good luck with your search to replace Brian Austin Green. I'm sure you won't have any trouble.

 

[Daizie]

Dear Entenmann's,


I love your crumb cakes in the single packets. With a cup of hot tea....they are heaven. Please don't ever stop making them.

~A fan

 

[omahaman2]

dear real estate agent

Help us find a home? Wow,what a journey you would help us continue!
Two individuals living far apart,not knowing of each other to making a lifelong commitment together!

The Omaha liters

 

[frostyred]

Dear Owner of the Red Dodge,

Car alarm? Really? Is that doing anything for you besides pissing off the neighbors, and proving you are a selfish, inconsiderate dimwit?

Sincerely,

Someone Who Would Have Loved More Than 5 Minutes Uninterrupted By Your Fucking Car Alarm, Today

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Me,

Alcohol does not improve your nightvision.

Stumblingly yours,

...i

p.s...those trees are in the same places they were yesterday...

 

[Inrhapsody]

Dear litster I,

Hope you made it where you were going without much damage.

Concerned Litster.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Dear S B man,

I am so enjoying our conversations. You are smart and funny. Thanks for making me forget about my head.

Rock Chick Deluxe Litster.

 

[niv78]

Dead Brain,

Please stop worrying so I can finally sleep.

Niv

 

[janeyl]

Dear Baby,

She will never stop and is just now looking for ways to punish you. This is not all of your own doing no matter how much you are sure it is. Ok-you've been a bad boy for many years but that is because she has expected you to suppress that most vital and alive part of you. I will still be here when you realise that you can't take any more.

Your light

Dear G,

Keep it coming sweetheart because you're going the right way about ensuring he really begins to hate you and that's all the better for me

The rapidly becoming the better option

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Grass,

Keep on growing...and sky, if it could rain until Sunday evening, I'd appreciate that too.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Antipodean Adventurer

Thank you so much for phoning me from Hong Kong. I really didn't expect it and it made my mouth curl at the edges, my eyes sparkle, and my heart pitter patter. It was the second best reason to be woken up in the middle of the night by a sexy man.

Missing You Already Me

 

[Thomasoir]

Dear co-worker

Turn off your iPhone and do your job for a change.

Sincerely

your over worked coleague.