Dear X

[husky4life]

Dear K

Hope everything goes absolutely perfectly for you, and heal fast!

Here's Hoping,
Lister

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear Fucking Co-worker,

This is the third time I've found out you're talking about me behind my back. And I have a suspicion you're the reason I got in trouble a couple weeks ago. Don't you know people don't like you and they like me and that's why they come to me and tell me what you said? You think I have attitude when "taking direction" from you? Why the fuck should I take direction from you? Who the fuck are you? You're a two-faced asshole who complains about people behind their back and pretends to be nice to them on the surface. Maybe I do have an attitude with you, and the reason for that is I know what you've been saying about me when I'm not around.

Here's the bottom line: People don't like you. People have complained that you don't know how to do your job and you lied on your resume about all your "experience." I refuse to help you hang yourself. I think you can do it pretty well on your own.

Your Pissed Off Co-worker

 

[Inrhapsody]

Dear Kendra,
Positive thoughts and prayers coming your way. Hugs.
inrhapsody

 

[Inrhapsody]

Dear House,

PLEASE I am begging you, clean yourself. I just want to lay around.

Lazy Women Sitting on her Ass.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Asshole in the elevator.


Yes I felt your hand when it accidentally touched my ass as you mightly struggle to get off the elevator on the floor below mine, even though I know you work on a floor above the one I work on.. I also noticed you didnt drop your hand on the other side, but then again the guy prolly would have cleaned your clock if you had felt him up.



Sincerely...next time I will slap you PTK....

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear eXcuses,

Thank you for enabling my procrastination.

Lazily yours,

...i

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Good Wishes Friends,

Mwah! Thank you.






Dear Rainer Cherries

You are sooooo tasty. I am trying to pace myself, but I hear you calling to me from the fridge.

Yummily yours, K

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Universe,

I need more alcohol. NOW.

Kthxbai,
Me

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Girl With the Amazing Curls in My Philosophy Class,

I'm so incredibly sorry that I didn't recognize you- especially since we've apparently been in two previous philosophy classes together, and you're also currently in my criminology class. I'm kinda intrigued that you noticed me- I didn't think I was that noticeable. And please excuse my tunnel vision in class- I don't tend to socialize much in classroom situations. But you're smart, and you're cool, and I hope we can chat it up regarding all the course material we've apparently shared before and will share this summer! You seem super cool!

A Sheepish Tunnel-Visioned Miss Molly

 

[Lorilei]

Dear World,

Could you just cut me a fucking break already? I hate to say "what next?" because I know that would be tempting fate, but for heaven's sake. I don't think I can take another hit right now.

 

[Natalya555]

dear brandon

i know i was stupid a lot in life before i got it together. but does that mean that you can throw things in my face? im not the same person i was before i met you and it almost sucks that you know anything about my past. i know you hurt for me because of the things that has happened to me but vladislov brainwashed me in more ways than one. i didnt know exactly how to let go of him years ago. or maybe i didnt know how to let go of the drugs. all i know is im not that same girl. and that i love you with all my heart and nothing can/will ever change that. im finally happy in my life, with myself and with you and bri. just please cut me some slack because im not perfect and no one is. i know you have been the good boy ur whole life but that wasnt me until a few years ago...and it took practice not to fall back into my old ways. i hope you can understand..which i know you do about most things but, please try to understand what was between vladislov and me. please. i love u dearly

love,
your princess

 

[desideratum]

Dear Parents of Children at my Littlie's School,

Is it too much to ask that you take care of your children when they are sick and heyyy even keep them home a day or two and lavish them with love so that every other child in the damm class doesn't also get sick?

signed,
Sick & Tired of all y'all Germs

 

[Inrhapsody]

Dear Parents of Children at my Littlie's School,

Is it too much to ask that you take care of your children when they are sick and heyyy even keep them home a day or two and lavish them with love so that every other child in the damm class doesn't also get sick?

signed,
Sick & Tired of all y'all Germs

Hey, Can I forward this to all the parents of my students? SHEEEEZZZZZZ.

 

[desideratum]

Hey, Can I forward this to all the parents of my students? SHEEEEZZZZZZ.

heheee "yes"

(it's even written in the school handbook that they give to us - to keep your child home if sick! . . . grrrrrrrr lol some people!!! )

 

[Inrhapsody]

heheee "yes"

(it's even written in the school handbook that they give to us - to keep your child home if sick! . . . grrrrrrrr lol some people!!! )

But wait...then they have to pay for daycare, or stay home from work, for their little Typhoid Marys

 

[Englandboy2]

Dear Jimmy,

I wrote to you in 1974 and you still haven't got back to me. I wish to tell you that I no longer wish to meet Marie Osmond. Instead, I would like you to fix it for me to have sex with any incredibly hot female between the ages of 18 and 21. I await your reply with baited breath.

 

[omahaman2]

Dear everybody!

Can you believe the two posters above me,could have possibly gone through the miracle of childbirth,the way they look? I thought it was supposed to effect you in some way. I guess it is true,that childbirth brings even more beauty to
mothers.

The glad they are in the eye of this beholder litser

 

[artlover637]

Dear friends,

Thank you for your support.

Me

 

[omahaman2]

Dear friends,

Thank you for your support.

Me

Dear Art,

All the playgrounders are behind you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMhU64HMUA

playgrounders

 

[artlover637]

Dear Art,

All the playgrounders are behind you!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMhU64HMUA

playgrounders

Dear Omahaman,

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. The first one in days.

Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear skanky bitch that nearly body checked me this morning
you are an asshole
That hallway was HUGE
dont you know fuck all about "walking traffic"?
Just because you had on a bumpit and a gallon of stank Gloria Vanderbilt perfume doesnt mean you are Queen Bee
kiss my ass
the next time you get my elbow to your bitty tittty

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear skanky bitch that nearly body checked me this morning
you are an asshole
That hallway was HUGE
dont you know fuck all about "walking traffic"?
Just because you had on a bumpit and a gallon of stank Gloria Vanderbilt perfume doesnt mean you are Queen Bee
kiss my ass
the next time you get my elbow to your bitty tittty

Dear Elbow to Bitty Titty,

Did someone call for me? Bumpit?

Let me at her....

Concerned Litster

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Elbow to Bitty Titty,

Did someone call for me? Bumpit?

Let me at her....

Concerned Litster

no
not bummpo
bumpit
those shitty ass plastic hair things that make your hair bigger
infomercials about em are funny though

 

[NattyBumppo]

no
not bummpo
bumpit
those shitty ass plastic hair things that make your hair bigger
infomercials about em are funny though

Well, I got your back, fancy dancer

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Well, I got your back, fancy dancer

thank you
she looks like Elvira on acid and smells like a bag full of granny