Dear X

[alisonwunderlnd]

Agreed...you ladies would know better than I would. I never got a PM remotely close to something like that.

With a little luck, that PM was sent from prison, by a lifer, with no hope for parole.

im gotten some doozies too
they get barely read
deleted
and talked about,,lol
we need a name and shame thread

 

[mwmnpa]

im gotten some doozies too
they get barely read
deleted
and talked about,,lol
we need a name and shame thread

I do believe posting PMs is against board rules. But feel free.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

I do believe posting PMs is against board rules. But feel free.

i would never do it
i just wish some assholes would think before they send some of the shit that they do

 

[mwmnpa]

i would never do it
i just wish some assholes would think before they send some of the shit that they do

That's why they're assholes, I guess...

 

[Guest]

im gotten some doozies too
they get barely read
deleted
and talked about,,lol
we need a name and shame thread

There are already 2 that I know of.... not so much name... but shame...

 

[BradBigBrain]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_imagearticle2505.article_0.jpg

 

[omahaman2]

 

[Lorilei]

 

[Nightbird]

There is one.. Red Haired and Friendly Started it..

im gotten some doozies too
they get barely read
deleted
and talked about,,lol
we need a name and shame thread

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Anthony Bourdain,

Seriously. Your sexy, arrogant, smug, pompous, intelligent, gorgeous self needs to treat me like a very bad girl.

Love,
Me

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear Kitchen,

Stop trying to kill me.

Burned and bloodily yours,

...i

 

[Daizie]

Dear Lorilei,

Can I add to your PM Hall of Shame? I once got one from some wack asking if he could be the "cream" in my coffee. Ick!

~A fellow Litster on the receiving end of gag-inducing PMs

 

[availableslave2u]

dear self,
just because you were played by one asshole and hurt beyond words, it does not mean that everyone is playing you. relax. enjoy the ride. one day at a time.
signed,
sucks to take your own advice doesn't it

 

[Icey*Fire]

Dear waist length hair of mine...PLEASE STOP GETTING SO TANGLED A THOUSAND TIMES A DAY...that's all.

 

[XsnowbunnyX]

Dear Little One,

Hey. It's your first time away from home. Yes, I bug you with phone calls a million times a day. Yes, I have nothing interesting whatsoever to contribute, and I just ask you about how you're doing, and who your friends are. Yes, I know you're just giving me monosyllabic answers to get me to shush.

But. You're my baby. I miss you, and I get worried about you. You're growing up way too fast, and I'm not there to see. I hope August comes very quickly. I miss you so much.

So much love - Mommy.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear heart
I love how you pound in my chest every time I think about him.
Thank you
Everso slightly mushy Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Lorilei,

Can I add to your PM Hall of Shame? I once got one from some wack asking if he could be the "cream" in my coffee. Ick!

~A fellow Litster on the receiving end of gag-inducing PMs

Dear Daizie,

Eeeeeeeeew!!!!!! That's equally disgusting.

Love,
Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear PM'ing Long time Lit guy,

Are you sure you have the right woman? That was some kind of interesting writing, however, it looked to be more the kind one would write to someone they knew, not someone they didn't know from Adam.

It did make me smile a wee bit this morning though.

~if it was for me...uhm, thanks?

 

[Natalya555]

dear left rib cage under my left breast,

you really worried me for about a week. why in the hell were you hurting?!?!?!?!?!? the pain i felt yesterday was too much for words. i literally thought i was going to die. i hope the pain doesnt return..because your bitch ass will be going to the hospital next time!

love,
hoping its not the worst and taking too much ibuprofen --- me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

There are already 2 that I know of.... not so much name... but shame...

i was really just kidding.I would not do that to anyone,,,although i may want to,,,lol
but i must have missed those threads,,,or it meant something else to me.
Maybe both...hahahah
I often feel Im not always on the same wavelength as most people

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

There is one.. Red Haired and Friendly Started it..

is it still around?

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Girl at the Hospital,

Please make sure you actually hit the vein this time. That sewing thing you do with the needle trying to hit the vein right, creeps me the heck out!



Dear Other Girl at the Hospital,

Please have the gel warmed today. Last time...YIKES it was cold.


Dear Doctor Tomorrow,

Please make sure your stitches are so that they leave little teeny scars.


~A GRATEFUL patient

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear guy in fron of me at goodwill
I lusted over your ass
I want you to fuck me wearing those boots
your little girl was very cute telling me she liked my shirt....but i had my eye on you

 

[availableslave2u]

dear ms,
i seriously don't like you. go away.
me

 

[kendra1980]

dear ms,
i seriously don't like you. go away.
me

What she said! Add all mine too Slave. We'll be haters together.


Dear Ali,

I smell dog poo!