Dear X

[availableslave2u]

dear mom,
please be having a good day today. i'm too tired to handle the same question over and over.
your daughter

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Fresh Air....

Thank you for a few days of sweet smelling wonderfulness.




Dear Ali,

I'm missing you.



Dear Louise,

Grapes in 4 hours



Dear Natty,

you are one hot, sexy mo fo.

~K

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Blister on Right Wrist,

Must you be so gross and strange? I mean, either you're a blister, or you're not- what is this squishiness you seem to be so fond of? I think I'll keep you covered since you can't make up your mind.

Love, Miss Molly

P.S.- please heal nicely and completely- I don't need anymore strange scars to explain... well, that don't have cool stories behind them

 

[omahaman2]

Dear grease!

Why did you do that to Molly? That behavoir just burns me!! Whoops, I didn't say that right!

Oman

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear Happiness,

Why must you consistently elude me????

Me

 

[pink]

Dear X,


i'm really not sure what to make of you. You confuse me.


~p

 

[Nightbird]

Dear company that has a monopoly on the phone lines here in Canada and therefore controls the internet and has decided its ok for you to slow the speed down to a crawl so it makes my life really suck..

FUCK OFF and stop slowing the Internet Down!

KTHXBAI

 

[indecisiviously]

Dear New Years Resolution,

You made it 'til the end of July. I'm proud of you. 'twas a miracle you lasted as long as you did.

Better luck next year!

Repentantly yours,

...i

 

[MikeCasanova]

Dear Literotica,

I missed you. It's marvelous to be back.

Love,
MC

 

[omahaman2]

Dear casino,
I know you enticed me to enter you with all the bright flashing light. I know I should have run the other direction. I know I shouldn't have continued to put my hard earned money into those machines you have placed all over you. Thank you for allowing me to get out of there with more than a loin cloth.

broke litser

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear X,

I miss you.

I've been pretty busy as you know.

Hope you understand that it's been nucking futs.

B

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Hymen,

Please don't grow back together. I know it's been a long time, but I would prefer no pain the next time I have sex, if that ever happens.

Well, not that kind of pain, anyway.

Love,
Unwillingly Celibate For a Long Time

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Austin, Texas
I love to be in you, and everything about you, but my Heart belongs to Funky Town now. Visiting you is fantabulous, if ya could just get that ass to commit I might be persuaded to move back.



Sincerely.... happy to be home PTK.......

 

[omahaman2]

Dear cough,
Go away! Where did you come from? I don;t want to worry jenny!

cough Oman cough

 

[Millianthe]

Dear "Sign"

Quit eluding my best friend... the way you're acting makes that woman feel like she's been fucked and dumped while being fed lies full of pretty words.

Either you want her or you don't. Man up and tell her, then stick to it.

~Her DBBFF

 

[Essa]

Dear Triplets.

Please stop jumping out and scaring the dog. Putting the room back together after he has knocked everything over in his haste to escape you all is hard work.

Please realise that when I duck your faces in kitten food you're supposed to eat it not run away.

Please use the litter tray.

Please stop getting stuck in the most smallest of spaces ever.

Please remember hide and seek is a game to be played only when I say so.

Please stop getting under peoples feet...You'll be squashed, you have been warned.

Please remember that wiring is not to be chewed.

Please leave home, I know I said I wanted to keep you all but you're harder work than human babies.

Please God, bring some sanity back to my life.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Dear SB man,

Thank you for being worried about my head...I will be fine so stop it.

Migraine free for an entire day Litster.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear 8 hours of sleep,

Thank you for being so fabulous. I rarely see you, but when I do...ahhhh, the way you make me feel!

~hoping you visit more often

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Cast,

I am hoping to say goodbye to you within the hour. You've been a good buddy these past 10 days, but it's time we go our seperate ways.

Fingers/hand that no longer tingle.

 

[omahaman2]

Dear cast,
Lucky you!
You got to spend 2 weeks with a nice lady. Sorry to hear about your breakup,but she needs to move on!

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Miss Molly's Life,

You seem to be void of so much, and yet so incredibly full. It seems your priority-setting needs a little work: I mean, school and job are important, but what about fun? What about girls' nights, roadtrips, shopping, meeting friends for lunch, and such? There's precious little of that. Yes, it's important to finish school on time, but perhaps you should have worried about the extra credits next spring/summer, rather than going to class all the way from September 2008 to April 2010 with only a few weeks of a break.

You're going to suck all that is good, funny, relaxed, sweet, and happy out of Miss Molly, and leave a bitter, angry, empty, well-educated shell that will be of no use or desire to anyone. What good is that?

Time to rethink your plans.

Signed,
Miss Molly's Fast-Approaching Breaking Point

 

[bisolom]

Dear Miss Molly's Life,

You're going to suck all that is good, funny, relaxed, sweet, and happy out of Miss Molly, and leave a bitter, angry, empty, well-educated shell that will be of no use or desire to anyone. What good is that?

Time to rethink your plans.

Signed,
Miss Molly's Fast-Approaching Breaking Point

Dear Miss Molly's Fast-Approaching Breaking Point...

Sleep deprivation sucks on so many different levels.
Find some time to sleep. It's not important how you find it, just find it.

Miss Molly's devoted friend.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Rain

You have over stayed your welcome, please go south where you are needed.


Sincerely ...tired of rain PTK

 

[peterthelicker]

Dear Hymen,

Please don't grow back together. I know it's been a long time, but I would prefer no pain the next time I have sex, if that ever happens.

Well, not that kind of pain, anyway.

Love,
Unwillingly Celibate For a Long Time

Dear Lorilei's Hymen,

I think we can work together on her request. Maybe we should visit about it and see what can be done.

Yours truly,
Always willing to help

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Dear Austrailia.

Thank you for being the country that makes those fun slot machines.

I just wish they weren't so addictive.

JOH


Dear Oman's cough,

Please stop! At least he's more aware of you now.

JOH