Dear X

[MSH2]

Dear emergency services

I fully recognise that I live on a major road. And that your vehicles need to use this road on a regular basis. And I recognise that its somtimes necessary to use sirens.

However, is it really necessary to use the sirens every time? With my window a matter of feet away? And was it truly necessary to use them at three this morning? Honestly?

Mildly annoyed,

Me

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Dead-Body-Best-Friend-Forever waiting for a "Sign"~

Thanks for understanding... beach would be ultra awesome this weekend. You drive, I'll bring your essential nourishment in its case variety

Breaking out the lotion in 5 days with ya,
Your Dead-Body-Best-Friend-Forever always ready for her Pet

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Lit Poster above me.. The Legs in your Av... Nice..

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear friends

Yes he's gorgeous and thank you for telling me so. No you can't have him

Me

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dad,

Thank you for being there when things were tough and I needed a friend more. I hope that today, you are sent off properly and that you are now at peace.

There are no more aches or pains, pills or walking sticks - just peace and tranquility. We will miss you big guy, but the world is a better place for having had you in it. You affected all of us in a good way with your humour and willingness to be the one to make us all laugh even when we were down.

Miss you dad, Rest In Peace

MJL 27-11-54 ~ 14-07-09​

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

I give up. You win. I don't see what else I can do.

Happy now?

Sorry,
Me

 

[MSH2]

Dear X,

I give up. You win. I don't see what else I can do.

Happy now?

Sorry,
Me

Dear giving in,

Cyber now?

Fleeing,

Me

 

[jenniferbaby]

Dear X,

Leave me alone!

Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear giving in,

Cyber now?

Fleeing,

Me

Dear Fleeing,

You better!

 

[MSH2]

Dear Fleeing,

You better!

Dear ambiguous,

Was that I better flee or I better Cyber?

Can do either,

Me

 

[Lorilei]

Dear ambiguous,

Was that I better flee or I better Cyber?

Can do either,

Me

Dear Sweet Man,

That was flee!

Will Try Not to Be So Ambiguous in the Future

 

[MSH2]

Dear Sweet Man,

That was flee!

Will Try Not to Be So Ambiguous in the Future

Dear quite clear now,

Byeeeeeeeee!

 

[lovemonster]

Dear July,

I just thought I should remind you - you're a SUMMER month!

Stop acting like you're autumn and bring out the fucking SUNSHINE!!!!

Yours,

Very wet through me.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear YOU.

http://www.hollywoodstandups.com/images/Eeyore.jpeg

that's all.

Thank you Ali for the link.

~now knock it off.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

http://www.keye.net/cheese.jpg



thought ya could use some cheese wiv your WHINE

 

[MrEd63]

Dear mis-management at work ,

Stop acting like a police state and give us some room for error . Acting as you do will bring nothing but trouble for everyone and when the economy improves we will fuck you over so hard you'll bleed to death,

Deeply Aggrieved Litster

 

[kendra1980]

http://www.keye.net/cheese.jpg



thought ya could use some cheese wiv your WHINE

yeah...make his a double.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Zumba zoooly zoo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lk1awSIang

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear hormonal stroppy daughter

Throw those £50 pointe shoes across the room one more time and you are grounded for a month.

Mum (not to be confused with a money tree)

 

[Daizie]

Dear Mom,

Thanks for channeling your inner witch. I need your guilt and misery right now like I need a fucking hole in my head.

Your daughter

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Rain...

Thanks a whole bunch for that rainwater rinse you just gave the linens out on the line.

They will smell especially nice now.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Friend who had the Asian Chick Hit on Her Today.


Thank you for bringing back my smile.






Dear Sexy Pants Man I Love

Thank you for bringing my calm back.




Dear Farmtown

I hate you.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Wookey Hole Owner,

I would like to formally apply for the position of witch.

I have no experience or qualifications, but at £50 fucking grand a year, I'll soon learn.

Thanks,

LM.
x

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Wookey Hole Owner,

I would like to formally apply for the position of witch.

I have no experience or qualifications, but at £50 fucking grand a year, I'll soon learn.

Thanks,

LM.
x

Dear LM

You'd make a fab one hon.

Yours wickedly

Morri

 

[Daizie]

Dear Random PMers,


What? Do I have a sign above my avatar that reads "PM me...I'd love to talk with random strange men who find the need to tell me how well hung they are?" And yes, I have absolutely no problem just routinely giving out my messenger info. just so I can chat with the likes of you. I especially admire how you found one post of mine from like 2 years ago and based your judgment that I "seem fun" because of what I wrote then.

I will not bother to reply because that would somehow invite more conversation from such studworthiness.

~Daizie