Dear X:

[catalina_francisco]

Christmas angel, huh? Does she like anal sex?

Of course!!

Cat

 

[BiBunny]

I thought all Christmas angels liked anal sex. I mean, they get tree branches shoved up their asses when they sit on top of people's Christmas trees.

 

[lil_slave_rose]

Dear Condescending Co-worker,
you have the same job as me, get paid the same amount an hour as me, and have been on the floor one month less than me, so why on earth do you feel that you are ABOVE me? i realize our Employers put you in a sort of place of power by making you "trainer" of this one specific program because you know it so well, and that's great, congratulations! but it does not give you the right to speak to me or any other co-worker like we are idiots.

when you are done teaching everyone this program, which by the way i learned nothing about because your teaching was so sporadic, and from one topic to the next, you are going back on the phones, just like me. after i handed my feedback paper in on the training you walked around asking everyone why they said you were "condescending" and rude and then when i gave my answer and told you it's the way you talk to people, you say to me "oh, is it the big words i use and you don't understand them??" again, being very condescending by assuming that because it's big words, i don't know what they mean.

i do not like you, and it would be best if you would just stay away from me, completely. i realize we work together so that is pretty much impossible, but i do wish you would speak to me as little as possible. obviously since i'm not the only one who wrote those things about you on the feedback paper, there is a problem. i'll give you the fact that you're smart, you really are, but that DOES NOT mean that the rest of us are stupid! i am so frustrated with your behavior right now that i could scream. please, really, just stay away from me....please?

your "just as smart as you" Co-Worker
A

 

[h_i_s]

Dear X:

There was a time when I was concerned about what people thought of me
if I would tell a person to go fuck themselves. I only miss those days because
I had a reason to care which was directly related to the undiluted quality of those people.

me

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Dear X,

meeting you suck....
knowing you suck....
think of you suck....
trust you suck....
love you suck....
seeing you just hurts....

~sigh~



Father … do you remember that day
When you told me about the most beautiful flower in the world
How it is hard to find
Even if our eyes are wide open
And our hearts are working with them too
I found that flower father
Yes I did…
It was my first flower father
I was attracted to her colors and fragrance
The fragrance of her made me drunk
Strange feeling inside me
Made me fly in the sky
Swim in the seven seas of happiness
For me it was just like a dream
No one dares to wake me from my fantasy
Everyday I smile to her with tears in my eyes
Fearing that I'm going to lose her one day
But you know what father
It turned out that she has thorns
I got hurt and my heart was the first to bleed
First time I know those beautiful things can hurt us so much
With pain digging deep inside us
Father I feel pain...
Everything around me is painful too
I am dying father...
The flower killed me
Every breath I take is making me cry
My eyes are starting to lose their light
Father last request before I pass away
Please don't put flowers on my grave.


http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/6a6b21ba08.jpg



We have beautiful daughter, but loving you was the bigest mistake of my life...
I fukin hate to feel the way you make me feel.....
FUCKING SHIT!!!


​

 

[subkitty72]

x:

Stop IM'ing him for help, advice, to bullshit about the weather, etc.

The kind of help you need, he can't give you.

i have some advice for you:

1. Seek therapy.
2. Seek medication.
3. Seek Jesus (or Mohammad or Buddha or Zeus)

And leave him the fuck alone.

signed,
knows-what-you're-up-to

 

[fishercat]

Dear Fishercat,

*hugs* You sound like you have been through the mill hon. I am so sorry to hear about your mum. I lost my dad a couple of years ago and know exactly how awful this time of year can be. I hope you get everything on your wish list this year not least a new Dom for the new year!

Minx


Dear Santa,

I am really not too bothered about getting much this year. I am having a quiet one and am fine anyway.
Please give my share of good luck etc to Fishercat and can you please throw in a few good times with that too.

Thankyou sir,

minx

Dear Santa -

You rock! The house is sold, probate is closed and all accounts are settled. And, after I return from the holidays I'm meeting a very nice Dom for coffee. Clearly, Minx's luck made the difference.

Now that all my Christmas wishes have been fulfilled, please give all my good luck for the coming year to Minx, who deserves it for being such a sweetie!

-fishercat

 

[malinborn]

Dear X

just hoping You are okay

 

[nh23]

*This does not pertain to anyone on Lit..It's about a personal issue with a friend in my life.*

Dear X,
I think you need some professional help. I really do. I have some facts that I wish I could send you..I hope you find the help you need..
Nicole


Narcissistic personality disorder
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by other special people
4. requires excessive admiration
5. strong sense of entitlement
6. takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
7. lacks empathy
8. is often envious or believes others are envious of him or her
9. arrogant behavior

 

[malinborn]

hey i think i have that! /smirk
NOT!

 

[DVS]

I thought all Christmas angels liked anal sex. I mean, they get tree branches shoved up their asses when they sit on top of people's Christmas trees.

I wonder if it's just anal sex that they enjoy or more likely FORCED anal sex. They don't put themselves up on those trees branches. Someone else puts them there. And most likely masochistic, too. Can you emagine what those prickly needles do to the insides of a soft and sensitive anal canal?


I think I'm in love with a Christmas angel.


Well...when I find one, that is.


Oh, and please excuse the pun "prickly"

 

[sexycaz22]

Dear X,

Thank you for the lovely night out on Wednesday, I enjoyed the meet-up!

And now, I can't wait to use you and "abuse" you very soon!!



Caz x

 

[DVS]

Dear X,

Thank you for the lovely night out on Wednesday, I enjoyed the meet-up!

And now, I can't wait to use you and "abuse" you very soon!!



Caz x

DAMN! It wasn't long ago you were just meeting for your first spanking. I do think a monster has been created! But, there's nothing wrong with that. I've said it before...a cute ass you have there, Caz. I envy the X you mention in your post. Devour him, in your lust.

Ahhhh, youth. I remember it fondly.

 

[chauderlos]

Dear pain in the knee of my 9yo - kid

Please, go away. It's 2 months now you've settled in her knee, don't you think it's time to leave now? Pretty please? Give her a break, will you? Here, you can come to my knee. Or elsewhere, I don't care. As long as she won't feel you night and day.

Many thanks in advance.

Me

 

[the captians wench]

Dear Sir and Mrs. X,

I'm so glad we got to spend a couple hours together last night. I've missed you terribly. I hope we get some more time together soon.

And I love my presents. The leash is awesome! I love chain and leather combos and the pattent leather will match the leash I usually wear. And the collar is just so me! You're right, it's the perfect christmas collar....and don't think for one second I won't wear it to my family christmas dinner.

Loves bunches and bunches,
giggles

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear pain in the knee of my 9yo - kid

Please, go away. It's 2 months now you've settled in her knee, don't you think it's time to leave now? Pretty please? Give her a break, will you? Here, you can come to my knee. Or elsewhere, I don't care. As long as she won't feel you night and day.

Many thanks in advance.

Me

Chauderlos, I'm pretty sure you've already had her knee checked out by her/a doctor, but if it's gone on this long without improvement, perhaps it's time you seriously consider having it checked out by a different doctor. Two months of either intermittent or unrelieved pain in the joint of a child is more than long enough that her regular practitioner should have found a cause and/or a resolution. I'm not going to go into all the issues that even I am familiar with that this might be, because some of them are *very* scary, but a second - or even third or fourth - examination and opinion would, IMNSHO, be appropriate. And even if none of the "scary" things is causing this, wouldn't both you and she be much happier to have had it looked at "from another angle," so to speak?

 

[chauderlos]

Thank you for caring, SirW.
She actually saw 2 different doctors, including a orthopaedist, and a third one is scheduled. The MRI shows maybe, possibly, a tiny crack at the side of the meniscus; that will have to be explored further.
It's just that it's so long to get an apointment.
Again, thank you for support.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Thank you for caring, SirW.
She actually saw 2 different doctors, including a orthopaedist, and a third one is scheduled. The MRI shows maybe, possibly, a tiny crack at the side of the meniscus; that will have to be explored further.
It's just that it's so long to get an apointment.
Again, thank you for support.

ice and advil to help the pain. get on the primary physicians office about getting you a faster appointment with the ortho doc.
Remind them that kids feel pain just as much as adults do and watch how fast they get on things.

 

[h_i_s]

Dear Fucknut Lazy Ass Upstairs 20-some year old Neighbor Who Didn't Shovel at ALL Today:

You have 4 wheel drive and you parked in that nice clean spot that the Navy dude and his wife next door cleared out over and over again last night..... along with the 4 neighbors cars ( 3 who CAN'T shovel for health reasons). The same guy who was out there at 5:00AM shoveling all 5 parking spots again.......... PLUS the front walk way.

The same fucking spot that I cleared AGAIN for them at 7:00am, along with my own spot and 2 other neighbors (other guy downstairs cleared the other 2 for the handicapped elderly couple and his girlfriend).

Be informed that when I go out to walk my dog again later this afternoon, I AM going to shovel your fucking car back in...... and some onto your hood just to be sure that you don't think it was accidental.

You are a lazy mother fucking selfish twat. I hope you heard me say so when I stuck my head out my door too... I wanted you to.

 

[ranix2k]

Dear X,

Was lovely meeting you this week, you're great to talk to and very kinky

Looking forward to getting together again soon, when you can have your wicked way with me!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear Fucknut Lazy Ass Upstairs 20-some year old Neighbor Who Didn't Shovel at ALL Today:

You have 4 wheel drive ... etc.

If you "just happen" to have a potato of slightly larger diameter than her exhaust pipe, make an opportunity to slip behind her car and shove the potato into the exhaust pipe as far as you can. Her car will start, go a block or two and then suddenly and inexplicably (to her) die and refuse to start again. Odds are no one will look into her exhaust pipe and see the tater until she's spent a good deal of time, and perhaps money, to find the problem with her car.

 

[northwoods_sub]

Dear mom,

I really think I hate you at this point. None of us will ever be good enough for you so why the hell should we even bother. You ask why I didn't come down for Grandmas surgery, could it be because you didn't have the balls or heart to call me and tell me that it was taking place? Did you even think that maybe K and I called the hospital and she told me what was going on. As to M not answering N's email, well gee I am sorry I guess we didn't know that we were suppose to be sitting around the computer just waiting to see if she would contact us. My kids have out of school activities that they have to attend to, unlike you I encourage them to do all the things that they want to do not bitch because it would take time out of my life. They are my life.
And finally I am sorry that you don't like D, but I really don't think I care what you think anymore. I am not 12 anymore and bullying me is not going to work, calling me names is not going to work. Inspite of you I have grown into a strong, confident, smart woman and I will not let you bring me down anymore.

Fuck you.

your daughter

 

[myinnerslut]

Dear mom,
Fuck you.

your daughter

{{hugs}}

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear mom,

Fuck you.

your daughter

At least yours doesn't live with you and act that way.

But hugs anyhoo - I know how ya feel.

 

[Homburg]

Dear Fucknut Lazy Ass Upstairs 20-some year old Neighbor Who Didn't Shovel at ALL Today:

*snip*

You are a lazy mother fucking selfish twat. I hope you heard me say so when I stuck my head out my door too... I wanted you to.

I understand it now. This is a response to the cold. As a survival mechanism, sinn0cent stokes the fires of righteous fury to keep herself warm through the frigid northeastern winter months.