Dear X:

[NALA CAYENNE]

Been here. Gone through this with my mom. I send you hugs, love and a shoulder, Sweets.

Dear mom,

I really think I hate you at this point. None of us will ever be good enough for you so why the hell should we even bother. You ask why I didn't come down for Grandmas surgery, could it be because you didn't have the balls or heart to call me and tell me that it was taking place? Did you even think that maybe K and I called the hospital and she told me what was going on. As to M not answering N's email, well gee I am sorry I guess we didn't know that we were suppose to be sitting around the computer just waiting to see if she would contact us. My kids have out of school activities that they have to attend to, unlike you I encourage them to do all the things that they want to do not bitch because it would take time out of my life. They are my life.
And finally I am sorry that you don't like D, but I really don't think I care what you think anymore. I am not 12 anymore and bullying me is not going to work, calling me names is not going to work. Inspite of you I have grown into a strong, confident, smart woman and I will not let you bring me down anymore.

Fuck you.

your daughter

 

[h_i_s]

If you "just happen" to have a potato of slightly larger diameter than her exhaust pipe, make an opportunity to slip behind her car and shove the potato into the exhaust pipe as far as you can. Her car will start, go a block or two and then suddenly and inexplicably (to her) die and refuse to start again. Odds are no one will look into her exhaust pipe and see the tater until she's spent a good deal of time, and perhaps money, to find the problem with her car.

That is so evil... and could wind me in jail if caught.. or at least court.
Otherwise I am quite impressed with the whole plan.

P.S. It's a He.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

P.S. It's a He.

Ahh... your calling *him* a twat confused me.

 

[sutherngent985]

If you "just happen" to have a potato of slightly larger diameter than her exhaust pipe, make an opportunity to slip behind her car and shove the potato into the exhaust pipe as far as you can. Her car will start, go a block or two and then suddenly and inexplicably (to her) die and refuse to start again. Odds are no one will look into her exhaust pipe and see the tater until she's spent a good deal of time, and perhaps money, to find the problem with her car.

LOL...thats so good. Now if I can remember to do it to the asshole around the corner (once I figure out which car is his) all will be well.

 

[sutherngent985]

That is so evil... and could wind me in jail if caught.. or at least court.
Otherwise I am quite impressed with the whole plan.

P.S. It's a He.

I dont believe this will hurt the car so I dont think either jail or court will happen. Just his embarrassment at being messed with like this once his mechanic finds it.

 

[h_i_s]

I wonder if it's just anal sex that they enjoy or more likely FORCED anal sex. They don't put themselves up on those trees branches. Someone else puts them there. And most likely masochistic, too. Can you emagine what those prickly needles do to the insides of a soft and sensitive anal canal?


I think I'm in love with a Christmas angel.


Well...when I find one, that is.


Oh, and please excuse the pun "prickly"

I can thank you for causing me reason to wonder of how an anal angel's ass must smell as a result..

Imagine that. A pine fresh asshole. Who'd have thought...

All that sap must be a real bitch though..

 

[DeservingBitch]

Dear Ex,

Fuck you.

Common decency and basic respect for me would have it that you would have let me know about you and NewGirlFriend. We have enough friends and colleagues in common that I was bound to hear about it at some point. And it's not exactly as if NewGirlFriend is a stranger to me either. A simple email would have done the trick.

Fuck, it didn't occur to you that learning about it by accident from one of our colleagues would only make me feel like you -- and a bunch of people around me -- were actively hiding it from me? It didn't occur to you that it wouldn't exactly make me feel great to learn about it that way? And that given who NewGirlFriend is, it would make me wonder WHY you chose to keep it hidden from me? No of course it didn't occur to you - like you've proved so many times, showing some respect for me and my feelings is not exactly on top of your priorities. It wasn't when we were together, and it's a mystery to me why I'm still expecting anything different from you now.

For what it's worth, I'm actually not surprised to hear that you and NewGirlFriend are together. She's a great girl, and the part of me that still cares enough about you to want life to be good to you is happy for you. The rest of me just wish that you would fucking disappear from my life so that I can stop feeling like shit every time you breath.

Sincerely,
DB

 

[Life_Noir]

I dont believe this will hurt the car so I dont think either jail or court will happen. Just his embarrassment at being messed with like this once his mechanic finds it.

Under certain...But rather rare these days.. Circumstances...

You CAN get a catastrophic pressure related failure from blocking the exaust.

*shrug*

But the odds are so slim as to not really be worth worrying about.

And it's much nicer than my variant of it which is a can of spray foam and a long piece of tubing...

 

[Stegral]

Dear X (inner critic)

I KNOW I screwed up.
I KNOW I pushed him away.
I KNOW I keep doing it.
I feel shity enough without you reminding me.
I don't need you telling me I am stupid, mom did enough of that.
I don't want to hear I am worthless or unwanted anymore.
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!
I KNOW the only way to silence you & it ain't therapy...
I sometimes wonder if I just should & kill the pain with the body.
I won't because then you & mom win & I am just stubborn.
I knew I shouldn't have asked but you nagged me to ask.
This is just as much your fault as mine so piss off.

IF he gives me another chance I am going to find a way to shut you up...

I am so sick of life right now...I am contemplating bad things...

Please be quiet...
Stegral

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Dear Me,

WOW, I didn't think you could do it! You did good this semseter. How in the world did you manage to get a "B" in Financial Accounting II? You have to take Information Systems over but that's not a biggie.

-Kitty

 

[MadManMaestro]

Dear CJ,

Every thing's going to be ok, really I know you're hurting now and life seems to suck except whenever you get a call or txt from Him. But you're going to get through this remember last year? You said you weren't going to make it and you thought about suicide and yeah, Life sucked. I'm sorry about everything that happened to you and if I could take it all away I would. You've made it this far and I see you smile now and I get so happy because I know your going to be yourself again you've seen way too much in one lifetime and it's not right I know it's not anybody who hears it knows it (not that you say shit) I can't remember the last time I've seen you so happy to me and everybody else it seems as though you're going to get better maybe one day you won't have to do things your life will be on your own terms but for now we're just worried. Think of all those people who looked down on your stutter when you were younger or those people who thought you were never going to speak at all and now you're eloquent and articulate in 2 (maybe 3) languages. You have more ambition in you than you let on and you're the most headstrong person I know you can do this, We're all here with you (the gang's all here) remember all those times you talked people down from suicide and you helped people get back on their feet. Well, It's your time now. It's you time to be CJ again and smile and drive us crazy with your mischievous smiles and smart ass comments.

Hugs and kisses from the underground,
Elvis

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear Me,

WOW, I didn't think you could do it! You did good this semseter. How in the world did you manage to get a "B" in Financial Accounting II? You have to take Information Systems over but that's not a biggie.

-Kitty

Congrats kitty, i had to take NFP Accounting over 4 friggin times.

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear X, (not pertaining to anyone on the forum)

Sir, You are nothing but a heart stealing, soul killing, piss poor excuse for a man!

You told me that she and You had never been sexually active with each other.

My best friends son JUST called (as in 2 minutes ago) and You know that he and her were together. He knows what happened between You and her, and he told me the truth as to what You and i discussed this past Monday.

You lied to me! Mother fucker, now i have to make an appointment with my doctor because of Your lies!

As i know You will lurkingly read this before the night is over, i want you to realize to NOT call me, NOT come out here, NOT show up where i work, and for GOD SAKE and the sake of your beautiful kids; get yourself tested immediately!

~takes the black, purple and silver braided choker designed by you off for good and sits in shock, crying~

 

[myinnerslut]

Dear X, (not pertaining to anyone on the forum)

Sir, You are nothing but a heart stealing, soul killing, piss poor excuse for a man!

You told me that she and You had never been sexually active with each other.

My best friends son JUST called (as in 2 minutes ago) and You know that he and her were together. He knows what happened between You and her, and he told me the truth as to what You and i discussed this past Monday.

You lied to me! Mother fucker, now i have to make an appointment with my doctor because of Your lies!

As i know You will lurkingly read this before the night is over, i want you to realize to NOT call me, NOT come out here, NOT show up where i work, and for GOD SAKE and the sake of your beautiful kids; get yourself tested immediately!

~takes the black, purple and silver braided choker designed by you off for good and sits in shock, crying~

i am so SO sorry.

i hope you feel better soon, and if you ever need to talk, feel free to PM

 

[LittleJade]

Y'know- I'm not going to apologize for that. I LIKE my poor taste in movies. I LIKE that I have ditzy moments- they're nice vacations from the rest of the time when I'm stuck in my head, bouncing around my own brain. They're mini-vacations from the monotony of THINKING all the time.

Try living in my head before you judge me.

 

[Stegral]

Dear X,
~takes the black, purple and silver braided choker designed by you off for good and sits in shock, crying~

I am so sorry DOS.... That betrayal hurts... PM me if you need to.


Dear X (inner voice)

OK I need you to just shut up later today.
He is giving us another chance.
He took the request wrong, admitted it & wants to understand more.
He thought it was an ultimatium, not a request to define.
He is a good fella, so just go to sleep or something...
JUST shut up when he is here ok ???
listen to the reasonings I have been trying to instill in my head.
I AM being analytical & have weighed the pro's & con's...
I want him in my life.
He is accepting a second chance for us both to talk this out.
JUST shut up ok ????
leave reason & honesty to talk for awhile, you did enough damage.

Please stay out of this next meeting with him...

Thanks
Steg...

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

((

Dear X,

I am so sorry.................................. :'((((((((((((((((((

 

[Jezebel77]

Dear OPI An Affair in Red Square,

I you!!

Jez

 

[myinnerslut]

Dear A,

i screwed up my courage enough to ask you for something i really wanted. not for a second did i think youd say yes, but i asked becuase i wanted to let you know how i feel. i want to get more involved with the live community. im lonely. i want to learn. i want to experience things. i understand you fear for my privacy. i understand that our interests do not match exactly. and thank you for your blessing to research any topic i like, but what will that ever accomplish if you refuse to learn also. there are many things i have expressed an interest in, most of which you have also. but there is no way to do them unless you take a little time to learn about them.

and then hanging up on me to take another call in the middle of this discussion. did you really have to do that?

*yourpuppy*

 

[subkitty72]

Dear A,

i screwed up my courage enough to ask you for something i really wanted. not for a second did i think youd say yes, but i asked becuase i wanted to let you know how i feel. i want to get more involved with the live community. im lonely. i want to learn. i want to experience things. i understand you fear for my privacy. i understand that our interests do not match exactly. and thank you for your blessing to research any topic i like, but what will that ever accomplish if you refuse to learn also. there are many things i have expressed an interest in, most of which you have also. but there is no way to do them unless you take a little time to learn about them.

and then hanging up on me to take another call in the middle of this discussion. did you really have to do that?

*yourpuppy*

{{{{{Hugs}}}}}

here's hoping the gulf is bridged.

i have followed your's and A's relationship for as long as i have been on Lit and trust that he'll come to his senses and realize the treasure he has in you.

 

[malinborn]

out of curiousity.. what movie?

Y'know- I'm not going to apologize for that. I LIKE my poor taste in movies. I LIKE that I have ditzy moments- they're nice vacations from the rest of the time when I'm stuck in my head, bouncing around my own brain. They're mini-vacations from the monotony of THINKING all the time.

Try living in my head before you judge me.

 

[intothewoods]

Dear X, (not pertaining to anyone on the forum)

Sir, You are nothing but a heart stealing, soul killing, piss poor excuse for a man!

You told me that she and You had never been sexually active with each other.

My best friends son JUST called (as in 2 minutes ago) and You know that he and her were together. He knows what happened between You and her, and he told me the truth as to what You and i discussed this past Monday.

You lied to me! Mother fucker, now i have to make an appointment with my doctor because of Your lies!

As i know You will lurkingly read this before the night is over, i want you to realize to NOT call me, NOT come out here, NOT show up where i work, and for GOD SAKE and the sake of your beautiful kids; get yourself tested immediately!

~takes the black, purple and silver braided choker designed by you off for good and sits in shock, crying~

Oh no. That's awful. I'm so sorry.

 

[intothewoods]

Dear A,

i screwed up my courage enough to ask you for something i really wanted. not for a second did i think youd say yes, but i asked becuase i wanted to let you know how i feel. i want to get more involved with the live community. im lonely. i want to learn. i want to experience things. i understand you fear for my privacy. i understand that our interests do not match exactly. and thank you for your blessing to research any topic i like, but what will that ever accomplish if you refuse to learn also. there are many things i have expressed an interest in, most of which you have also. but there is no way to do them unless you take a little time to learn about them.

and then hanging up on me to take another call in the middle of this discussion. did you really have to do that?

*yourpuppy*

Sorry, MIS.

 

[Hisbabydoll26]

Dear Sand Man,

Listen...I know they write songs about you and you are great and all that but could you please take a night off? Waking up screaming AGAIN is really getting on my nerves, not to mention scare the crap out of me. I know I watched a scary movie but that was yesterday and I don't think it's excuse because really the bad dream had no relation to the move. So what gives?

Please..let me have one night of peaceful rest where I'm not scared to death of some man looming over me or my child being hurt. I'm sure you have other more interesting people to bother.

Thanks...

a very sleepless, unsettled, babydoll...

 

[LittleJade]

out of curiousity.. what movie?

True Lies was the one in question.