Dear X:

[LittleJade]

Dear T:

I haven't heard from you or seen you post in a while... I'm worried about you. I hope that you're well... I hope that you're happy... I hope that your family is doing very well.

My heart worries.

 

[jadefirefly]

Dear pain in my knees, hips, and back:

Seriously, thanks for coming to visit and all, but please go away. Please. There's only so much of the vicoprofen left, and it's not even mine to use. I appreciate your showing me how much worse it could be - now go home. Wherever that is. As long as it's not on me.

I just want to be able to move without feeling like I'm two or three decades older than I am. Do you *know* how embarrassing it is to have to tell your boyfriend you can't get it on today because you hurt too much? Just go away.

Thanks so much,
me.

 

[LittleJade]

Dear self:


seriously- why do you care?

 

[chauderlos]

Just a quick note to thank Sir W and KC for their concern- she's going to visit an othopaedist this afternoon.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear X1:
I realize it's been a tough year for you, and you are understandably confused and cautious, but I want you to know that *** is an awesome man, one who will adore you and spoil you and his world will revolve around you. You couldn't ask for better ... and there he is, already waiting patiently at your doorstep. Please be good to him. Don't break his heart. He is one of the few people I consider a real friend; I love him very dearly. I also am finding myself feeling very protective of his heart, so again, please, please don't hurt him.

Dear X2:
You are a farse. Everything you claim to be is a lie. The only place that you're *all that* is in your own mind. I can't believe I fell for you for so long. It doesn't matter what your words say .... your actions have shot you down.

Dear X3:
I didn't shut you out last night when you asked what was bothering me. I told you, which was a really big deal. But once I told you, you decided it wasn't the right time to discuss the issues. Why do you get to make that choice but get irritated at me if I try to make that choice by being silent??? *sigh* Must be something to do with you being the Master.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Just a quick note to thank Sir W and KC for their concern- she's going to visit an othopaedist this afternoon.

Having been a dad, I know that it hurts you almost as much as it does her when she's in pain and doesn't understand why. Here's hoping that it's something relatively simple and easy to resolve!

 

[intothewoods]

Dear self,

I think you've been spotted. It was pathetic anyway. Cut it out.

itw.

Dear itw,

I know, but it's addictive! Like a train wreck - I can't stop watching!

Besides, he's a fuckwad nutjob and I want to kick him in the nuts.

self

Dear self,

You need to deal with your anger. And also this talking to yourself on a message board thing.

itw

 

[NotSoEvilGeoff]

Dear X,

Talking to yourself in the forums is okay. Really.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Dear X,

Shut up yer whining already. People might think you're pathetic and crazy.

 

[Yang4yin]

Dear NSEG,

I've seen it all now - EG has an alt! I wonder what will be next.

- Y

 

[intothewoods]

Dear X,

Shut up yer whining already. People might think you're pathetic and crazy.

Oh my goodness. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you, EG.

 

[NotSoEvilGeoff]

Oh my goodness. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you, EG.

Dear X, and y, and z,

Please pay no attention to that poor, desperate, evil man. He just wants to use you and inflict pain on you. He would fuck you senseless and beat you silly... probably tie you up and leave you like that for hours on end...

Run! Run I say!

He's not caring, sensitive, responsive to the tender needs of a woman...

 

[intothewoods]

Dear X, and y, and z,

Please pay no attention to that poor, desperate, evil man. He just wants to use you and inflict pain on you. He would fuck you senseless and beat you silly... probably tie you up and leave you like that for hours on end...

Run! Run I say!

He's not caring, sensitive, responsive to the tender needs of a woman...

You had me at "just wants to use you."

Ahem. My name is ITW and I am an attention whore.

(everyone say: hi, ITW)

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Hi ITW!

 

[chauderlos]

Having been a dad, I know that it hurts you almost as much as it does her when she's in pain and doesn't understand why. Here's hoping that it's something relatively simple and easy to resolve!

So true, I wish I could have the pain instead of her.
She's got a cast now, from hip to ankle, that steadies her kneee in a position that isn't hurning. She'll keep it for a month and then we'll see.
Thanks for the support.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Dear managers and corporate assholes,

FUCK YOU AND THE FUCKING PROFIT BONUSES YOU ARE GOING TO GET.... MAY YOU USE THEM TO INVEST IN STOCKS THAT UNDERPERFORM ENRON YOU GREEDY SONS OF BITCHES...

YOU CUT OUR HOURS AND FUCK US OVER TO LOOK GOOD FOR THE BOTTOM LINE AND THE WORTHLESS FUCKING SHAREHOLDERS... I HOPE THE STOCK IN THIS COMPANY TANKS... WE ARE NOT FUCKING MACHINES.. WE HAVE LIVES AND DIGNITY AND YOU COULD GIVE A FUCKING CRAP.. CHRISTMAS IS NEXT FUCKING WEEK... YOU DO REALIZE THAT A SHIT LOAD OF PEOPLE SHOP AT THE LAST MINUTE AND TEAR SHIT UP BIG TIME... BUT WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO MORE IN LESS HOURS TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE BALANCE SHEET... FUCK THAT... GO LICK SOME OF THOSE LEAD TOYS THAT COME FROM CHINA...

AND TO THE MORONIC ASSHOLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT MANAGER THAT CLOSED TONIGHT MAY YOUR BALLS BECOME INFECTED WITH THE FLESH EATING VIRUS. ANY MORON COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WE WERE NOT GETTING OUT AT MIDNIGHT... BUT IN YOUR STUPIDITY AND INCOMPETENCE YOU SET IT UP SO THAT A BULK OF THE PEOPLE HAD TO LEAVE AT MIDNIGHT JUST TO PUT MORE WORK ON THE REST OF US. YOU ARE NOT THE WORST MANAGER THAT I HAVE WORKED WITH THERE, BUT YOU ARE BY FAR THE LEAST INTELLIGENT.... YOU EVER TELL ME TO "HOP TO IT" AGAIN AFTER I HAVE BEEN BUSTING MY ASS IN TOYS ALL FUCKING NIGHT, I WILL GRAB ONE OF THE ALUMINUM BATS IN SPORTING GOODS AND TAKE YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD REPEATEDLY WITH IT... AND SINCE THAT WILL DO NO DAMAGE SINCE THERE IS OBVIOUSLY NOTHING INSIDE YOUR HEAD, I WILL PROCEED TO CRAM IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT IT WILL COME OUT YOUR THROAT.... FUCK YOU RETARDED MORONIC PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING...

AND TO THE CEO... YOU GET THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU POSSIBLE. YOU ARE GETTING YOUR MULTI MILLION DOLLAR BONUSES FOR FINDING NEW WAS TO SCREW US.

DEDICATED TO THE CEO:
{*scratched: "Help me out"*}

{^1: "Yo, yo, yo, yo!"}

{*scratched: "Help me out"*}

{^1: "Yo, yo, yo, yo!"}



[Chorus: repeat 2X]

We've got 5 million ways to kill a CEO

Slap him up and shake him up and then you know

Let him off the flo' then bait him with the dough

You can do it funk or do it disco {^1} y'know how this go



[Boots]

Well I hope you testify that it was worth your waitin

On the turf debatin how to get it percolatin

He workin you while we happy just to work a day

But I'ma slap him 'til my blood starts circulatin {^1}

Do you checks have elasticity?

Did they cut off yo' 'lectricity?

Did you scream and yell explicitly?

Force the boss into complicity {^1}

I'm a white chalk stencil but I push a pencil

Rollin dope fiend rentals through your residential

Broke as fuck, eatin lentils with no utensil

Finna teach pimp class with a hoe credential {^1}

They own sweats shops, pet cops and fields of cola

Murder babies with they molars on the areola

Control the Pope, Dali Lama, Holy Rollers, and the Ayatollah

Bump this rollin {^1} in your bucket or your new Corolla

Well you might catch me on the scenic route, with my penis out

Yellin, "Twamps for the executives with the meanest mouth!"

Wanna know what this demeanor's bout? City tried to clean us out

Green is clout, shut 'em down {^1} they ain't never seen a drought

You interviewed but they ain't callin you back

And for the record I ain't called it a gat

But tuck this in the small of your back

Wait in the bathroom stall 'til I tap {^1}



[Chorus]



[Boots]

'Cept this game ain't slow, it's the creeper

If you a janitor, get a street sweeper

Ugly is even skin deeper

If you can't get the Pres, get the VeePer {^1}

They made the murder scene before there was a coroner

I mighta been born here but I'm a foreigner

Spillin swigs for victims of pigs and Afeni's kid

Flip off the lid, who you {^1} pourin fo'?

You too could be a corporate green killer, bean spiller, uhh

"Gangster of Love" just like Steve Miller

They wear skivvies that's made of chinchilla

Factory in Mexico, bought {^1} a spring villa

I'm from the land where the Panthers grew

You know the city and the avenue

If you the boss we'll be smabbin through, and we'll be grabbin you

To say, "Whassup with the ra-venue?" {^1}

And if you feel it we can even try to seal it with the



[Chorus]



[Boots]

Tell him it's a boom in child prostitution

When he show up at the stroll give him lead restitution

You could throw a twenty in a vat 'o hot oil

When he jump in after it watch him boil {^1}

Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in

If you can find he can swim

put lead boots on him and do it again! You and a friend

Videotape and the party don't end {^1}

Tell that boogers be sellin like crack

He gon' put the little baggies in his nose, and suffocate like that

Put a fifty in the barrel of a gun

When he try to suck it out, a-ha, well you {^1} know this one

Make sure you ain't got no priors

Don't tell 'em that we conspired

We could let him try to change a flat tire

Or we could all at once retire {^1}

There are just a few of the



[Chorus]



[Boots]

Bay Area, get ready to brawl, Bay Area, are you ready to brawl?

L.A., get ready to brawl, L.A., are you ready to brawl? {^1}

Chi-town, get ready to brawl, Chi-Town, are you ready to brawl?

Detroit, get ready to brawl, Detroit, are you ready to brawl? {^1}

Atlanta, get ready to brawl, Atlanta, are you ready to brawl?

Houston, get ready to brawl, Houston, are you ready to brawl? {^1}

New York, get ready to brawl, New York, are you ready to brawl?

London, get ready to brawl, London, are you ready to brawl? {^1}

Capetown, get ready to brawl, Capetown, are you ready to brawl?

Tokyo, get ready to brawl, Tokyo, are you ready to brawl? {^1}



Yeah

The Coup {^1}

Boots Riley

Pam the Funkstress

It's really goin' down {^1}

Yeah, ya know, in case you didn't know, gats are comin

The Coup

You know, sum'n, sum'n {^1}

Thanks to Boots Riley of the Coup for those insperational lyrics.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

So true, I wish I could have the pain instead of her.
She's got a cast now, from hip to ankle, that steadies her kneee in a position that isn't hurning. She'll keep it for a month and then we'll see.
Thanks for the support.

Did the orthopedist say what the issue *is,* or just say, let's put her in a cast to hold the knee steady for a month to try to reduce any swelling, and then we'll look at it again to see what the underlying problem is?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear managers and corporate assholes,

FUCK YOU

C'mon, MP - get off the fence and tell us how you really feel.

 

[Netzach]

Oh retail Christmas.

I remember you well.

I was also a pussy hair from homicide.

*hands you a drink, toasts." It DOES end.

 

[chauderlos]

Did the orthopedist say what the issue *is,* or just say, let's put her in a cast to hold the knee steady for a month to try to reduce any swelling, and then we'll look at it again to see what the underlying problem is?

The problem lies in the meniscus, so *after* the swelling is gone the doc will perform an athrography to have a closer look.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

The problem lies in the meniscus, so *after* the swelling is gone the doc will perform an athrography to have a closer look.

Owwie... what a pita that is, for her to have to wear that big ole cast for a month, but there is consolation: When you (and earlier, I) were her age, any repair to the meniscus or indeed any part of the knee would have involved major surgery and a very extended rehabilitation if repair were possible given the state of knee surgery at the time. Nowadays, they go in through a little 1-2 cm. slit and do it - and do much more than they could when we were kids - and have a much better shot at next-to-new results.

My thoughts and good vibes are with her - and you - while she goes through this. Having bad knees (and other joints, lol) myself, I can empathize with her discomfort; and presuming that - since it's a meniscus problem - she's an active little person, I hope she has other interests that can take her mind off the enforced inactivity, so she doesn't get too nutso!

 

[HottieMama]

Dear MP,

I am sorry it sucks so bad right now. i too remember retail Xmas and thought of homicide often on those days. (Coincidentally for the same corp. you work for.)

 

[jadefirefly]

Oh, MP, it does blow doesn't it?

I work in a mall photography studio. We've got corporate people fucking us over from behind, and customers fucking us over from the front. It almost makes me long for regular retail, where at least you're not investing your personal energy in people's personal lives just to have them piss on you when you're not looking.

 

[Stegral]

sorry for the seeming delay.. it's been a hellova week

Dear X:

I am glad you finally answered your phone.
I am glad the misunderstanding is done.
I am glad it is straightened out.
I apologize for showing you the marks I got on sat night & freaking you out.
*it really had to be done, thankfully you were drinking & a bit more open minded...
I am glad & sorry you do not want anyone else touching me.
*glad because it shows that possesiveness I crave...
*sorry because until you go kinky I have to put the BDSM stuff away...
I know you have it in you... alot of the hints you "drop" are giving me hope.
I am very glad you are insatiable so far, most guys can't keep up to me
I love the cuddle time we have, your body feels so good against mine
I am glad you FINALLY answered my question about the PYL thing...
I am glad I am now your G/F... not a fuck toy or FWB...
you are all I ever wanted in a partner... the kink will be a bonus
I know the adjustments you have made so far, thank you
Love is a VERY strong word that I do not use lightly...
It will come, be patient, I am just cautious because of the others.
I want to be with you & grow. I think we can do alot for each other...

lustfully yours...
Steg

p.s..... I WILL find a rabbit for your truck

(I got the inner critical voice to be quiet for a while !!! )

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear X,

Thank You for understanding my pain and worries, and even though i said not to come out here; You did. To show me Your test results of 3 months ago, which proved my worries false.

Also, for understanding that while all those thoughts were raging thru me, i did have to go get the initial tests done, for my own peace of mind. i hope You realize and can understand why i feel it is best for me, my children, You, and Your children; that i complete all of the tests, when they are due.

And You were right when You said that he was lying out of jealousy. i confronted both of them today, and after a LOT of bitching on my part; he finally broke down and told me the truth.

i understand completely that the Trust has to be rebuilt, and am fine with that. Until then, You have the collar back with You; as requested.

My sincerest apologies, Sir. i beg Your forgiveness and hope that You can find it within You to understand and forgive me.

me