Dear X:

[LittleJade]

Dear X and y

*smile*

That is all.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear X,

You're a good next-door (40 yards away) neighbor - you really are. You've helped me out with some stuff; I've helped you out with some stuff. We get along well. We're both pretty reclusive and non-intrusive, and we have similar senses of humor, even if you are as vanilla as the original ice cream.

However, how could you be so fuckin' STUPID as to buy the same model of wireless router I have, and then name your SSID "belkin54g" (the router name/model), when you KNOW (because you've been piggybacking on my wireless for the past month, but the signal's now too weak because I moved the router ) that's what *my* SSID was? You know what that did, you duh-mass??? It caused *my* wireless card to see two identically-named networks and try to flip between them every minute or so, because your wireless signal is now strong enough that my wireless card could see it!

So *I* end up on the phone for ages, talking to some moron in India who wanted to talk to me like this was the first time I'd ever fired up a computer, just to get the proper sequence of events to rename the SSID and make it work right without having to re-install the whole freakin' thing!

Grrrrrrrr... I want to come over and pour 7-Up inside all the CAT-5 ports of your router until it overflows, then pour the rest of it into your laptop AND your desktop AND your keyboard, then shove the freakin' can up your ass! Sideways! AFTER I crumple it up so it has sharp edges and corners! That's okay, bud... when your network crumbles because your 4-year-old accidentally steps on the wireless router you so thoughtlessly put on the floor, you're not gonna be able to get on mine any more, because (1) the name has changed, and (2) now it's password-protected!

Sincerely, your good friend and neighbor,

SW

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear X,

You're a good next-door (40 yards away) neighbor - you really are. You've helped me out with some stuff; I've helped you out with some stuff. We get along well. We're both pretty reclusive and non-intrusive, and we have similar senses of humor, even if you are as vanilla as the original ice cream.

However, how could you be so fuckin' STUPID as to buy the same model of wireless router I have, and then name your SSID "belkin54g" (the router name/model), when you KNOW (because you've been piggybacking on my wireless for the past month, but the signal's now too weak because I moved the router ) that's what *my* SSID was? You know what that did, you duh-mass??? It caused *my* wireless card to see two identically-named networks and try to flip between them every minute or so, because your wireless signal is now strong enough that my wireless card could see it!

So *I* end up on the phone for ages, talking to some moron in India who wanted to talk to me like this was the first time I'd ever fired up a computer, just to get the proper sequence of events to rename the SSID and make it work right without having to re-install the whole freakin' thing!

Grrrrrrrr... I want to come over and pour 7-Up inside all the CAT-5 ports of your router until it overflows, then pour the rest of it into your laptop AND your desktop AND your keyboard, then shove the freakin' can up your ass! Sideways! AFTER I crumple it up so it has sharp edges and corners! That's okay, bud... when your network crumbles because your 4-year-old accidentally steps on the wireless router you so thoughtlessly put on the floor, you're not gonna be able to get on mine any more, because (1) the name has changed, and (2) now it's password-protected!

Sincerely, your good friend and neighbor,

SW

~hides my 7 Up and my router fast~ Ummm Sw, remind me never to get on Your bad side....EVER!!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

~hides my 7 Up and my router fast~ Ummm Sw, remind me never to get on Your bad side....EVER!!

Strange - other people have said that on occasion, but I have no idea why. I'm just a nice liddle puddy-tat, I swear! <innocent look>

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/lionroar.jpg

ETA: Dang, that looks like the picture Homburg put up of himself scowling...

 

[SubKekiLee]

Dear X
I knew it would be like this, you talk a good game and then I get here and it is like im invisible... ugh.. I could use you to show me you love me and care about me and want me, I feel so ugly when you ignore me, I need to feel sexy and loved.. sigh oh well..

signed
me

 

[Homburg]

ETA: Dang, that looks like the picture Homburg put up of himself scowling...

I'm furry, but not that furry. And I hope I don't look that scary.

Okay, sometimes it would be cool to look that scary. Not all the time though.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Dear Nice Truck Driver on the back road this morning,
Thank you for being smart and careful enough to completely stop when you saw my car doing a 360 on the ice or i woulda been realllll squishy and messy.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear Nice Truck Driver on the back road this morning,
Thank you for being smart and careful enough to completely stop when you saw my car doing a 360 on the ice or i woulda been realllll squishy and messy.

Dear Nice Truck Driver,

Thanks from us, too!

SW

= = = = = = =

Dear X who everyone will know is KC,

Watch out on those dang back roads, girl! A squished-up messy KC is *not* what any of us want!

SW

 

[Homburg]

Having seen the results of that sort of thing too often, yes, avoideth the big trucks. They are large, and will eat you and your car. Fortunately, they drive better than you do. Usually. PA coal trucks don't. Different animal.

 

[doveofserenity]

Strange - other people have said that on occasion, but I have no idea why. I'm just a nice liddle puddy-tat, I swear! <innocent look>

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/lionroar.jpg

ETA: Dang, that looks like the picture Homburg put up of himself scowling...

hmmmm...You a liddle puddy tat? That must make me a big ole grizzly bear.

 

[BiBunny]

Having seen the results of that sort of thing too often, yes, avoideth the big trucks. They are large, and will eat you and your car. Fortunately, they drive better than you do. Usually. PA coal trucks don't. Different animal.

Yeah, they do tend to drive better than the average person. It's what they're paid to do. Most accidents involving trucks could be avoided if the people in the four-wheelers would pay some damn attention to what's going on around them and not try to play "outrun the truck."

~Bunny,
Daughter, Niece, and Cousin of Truck Drivers

KC, I'm not talking about you, but just expounding on a pet peeve. I'm glad you're ok.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Yeah, they do tend to drive better than the average person. It's what they're paid to do. Most accidents involving trucks could be avoided if the people in the four-wheelers would pay some damn attention to what's going on around them and not try to play "outrun the truck."

~Bunny,
Daughter, Niece, and Cousin of Truck Drivers

KC, I'm not talking about you, but just expounding on a pet peeve. I'm glad you're ok.

Dear Daughter, Niece, and Cousin of Truck Drivers,
Give them all a kiss from me and a hug from my kids. They do drive better and show more compassion for fellow drivers that anyone else.

 

[nh23]

Dear Daughter, Niece, and Cousin of Truck Drivers,
Give them all a kiss from me and a hug from my kids. They do drive better and show more compassion for fellow drivers that anyone else.

*nods* My husband works all over the US. Which has lead to me traveling a lot. Mostly just me and my two small children. He told me to only stop and get gas at truck stops, and if I ever get lost to ask a truck driver for help. They have helped us out a lot. Big kisses and roses from this mommy and her two little ones too.

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Dear X
I knew it would be like this, you talk a good game and then I get here and it is like im invisible... ugh.. I could use you to show me you love me and care about me and want me, I feel so ugly when you ignore me, I need to feel sexy and loved.. sigh oh well..

signed
me

I am sorry someone made you feel like this SubKekiLee... I am sending lots of {{{{{{{{warm hugs}}}}}}} your way.

 

[SubKekiLee]

I am sorry someone made you feel like this SubKekiLee... I am sending lots of {{{{{{{{warm hugs}}}}}}} your way.

Thank you Kate... It is my husband he is too busy with everything else to pay attention to me.. Ugh....

but thanks for the hugs... I appreciate them

SKL

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

Thank you Kate... It is my husband he is too busy with everything else to pay attention to me.. Ugh....

but thanks for the hugs... I appreciate them

SKL

This busy hubbies..... *sigh*

I been there so I know how you feel.. I hate to be ignored too. Still remeber how it made me feel like when my man was there for everyone else and doing anything possible except being there for me.... arf

I remeber the first time when I spoke with my Sir and I remeber the way it made me feel like. I was so amazed how can someone be so nice, loving and caring to me, listening to me... I didnt know this with my man. Talk to my Sir is so different than what I ever had with men... I love our warm chats and the way he makes me feel. I am sure you feel the same way about your Master.

I hope your hubby will give you more attention soon! Wish I could give you some advice how to make him give you more attention and care or how to show him you need it, but thats something I never figured out even with my own man... *sigh*

I keep my fingers crossed for you!

In my case the more my man ignored me the more closer and deeper I get with my Sir. One was pushing me away the other was accpeting me, loving me and care for me. It couldn't end different than it did in my case.

 

[sexycaz22]

Dear my changing luck,

Thank you, luck, for everything you have done so far! *touch wood* after what I have been through, with my "date" cancelling on me twice, and with the other guy, having found out that he were married, that I thought I would get more bad luck with the "dating game"

But, thank you, you have changed it, and hopefully for the better!

I am going on a date tomorrow, and although I won't go in with my hopes up too high, hopefully, I will get to have my first Topping experience soon after this date, assuming that everything will go well tomorrow.

Thank you!

Caz

 

[BiBunny]

Dear X,

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

~Teh Bunnay

 

[BiBunny]

Dear X,

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

~Teh Bunnay

Sorry about that, y'all.

 

[subkitty72]

Sorry about that, y'all.

Dear X (where X = Bunny),

Please tell us what that was about.

Cannot help being nosy. Ya know. the curiosity thing.

signed,

teh kittay

 

[Yang4yin]

Dear X,

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

~Teh Bunnay

More like it... and with only 3 exclamation points.

 

[HB1965]

Dear X (Where X= subkitty)

Why haven't you replied to my last PM


O (where O= HB)

 

[BiBunny]

Dear X (where X = Bunny),

Please tell us what that was about.

Cannot help being nosy. Ya know. the curiosity thing.

signed,

teh kittay

Dear Kitty,

It's just me being bitchy, LOL. Nothing fun, I assure you.

~Bunny

 

[subkitty72]

Dear X (Where X= subkitty)

Why haven't you replied to my last PM


O (where O= HB)

LOL

having a senior moment, maybe?

alcohol affecting memory?

just kidding, sis. i will straightaway!

(damn switches! )

 

[BiBunny]

Dear X,

You did everything you could, didn't you? You tried your best. You ran away, hid, and got away from me. Now, you're already trying to replace me. You can't do it, though, little boy. I haunt you every time you close your eyes, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it, is there?

Haven't you learned by now? Or didn't Beyonce tell you? Teh Bunnay is not irreplaceable.

Cry, motherfucker, cry.

~Me