Dear X:

[Sir_Winston54]

Dear X,

... Teh Bunnay is not irreplaceable.

Cry, motherfucker, cry.

~Me

Umm... "Teh Bunnay is irreplaceable," or "Teh Bunnay is not replaceable." Otherwise, you have "Teh Bunnay is not" not replaceable, ergo, is replaceable, by the use of the double negative. C'mon, shyster to be ... you gotta do better than that, or the closing arguments will be your clients' death warrants!

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear X:

I certainly hope the fact that you didn't pay a lot of attention to me at the bar means that you understand I'm no longer interested in ANY kind of relationship with you beyond a casual acquaintanceship. I don't regret what we did together, but I NEVER want a repeat.

 

[WriterDom]

Dear Kittie,

I'm sorry I played this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H-0O4teYCUU

I know it wasn't funny and you are still looking for that cat.

I won't do it again I promise.

 

[ecstaticsub]

Dear Kittie,

I'm sorry I played this video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H-0O4teYCUU

I know it wasn't funny and you are still looking for that cat.

I won't do it again I promise.

Dear My Kitty,

I'm sorry I played this video. I was curious, I just wanted to see what it was. You can relax. No, there is not another cat in the house. Please don't go spraying and marking your territory all over the house again. I said I was sorry...

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[doveofserenity]

Dear X,

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

~Teh Bunnay

High 5's Bunny.

Don't know who it was aimed at, but you go girl!

 

[BiBunny]

Umm... "Teh Bunnay is irreplaceable," or "Teh Bunnay is not replaceable." Otherwise, you have "Teh Bunnay is not" not replaceable, ergo, is replaceable, by the use of the double negative. C'mon, shyster to be ... you gotta do better than that, or the closing arguments will be your clients' death warrants!

Son of a bitch. You're right. Damn, that's what I get for not proofreading. Thank you, Sir W!

 

[Bi_Kitty]

Son of a bitch. You're right. Damn, that's what I get for not proofreading. Thank you, Sir W!

Dear Bunny,

Hee-hee! Bunny made an error! Bunny made an error! Hee-Hee!

Kitty

 

[BiaTcHiNFiRe]

I am not mad at you anymore

ok ok I take it back!! I am still fuking mad, just when I see you tho!

Dear X,

You dont have a clue how hard it is to be a single mum and take care of a kid/kids. All you know is going out to drink your beers and fuck bitches. All you know is to take care of yourself, but you have a kid to take care about too!! 2 kids soon...

You moan you're outta cash while your income is 3x biger than mine + you have a gf so you have 2 incomes now. I am alone and quite fucked atm, so please do not expect me to understand your situation while you never care if your girl have a food to eat!!

You know its a holiday here today and that kids getting cookies from their parents and the saint Nicholas. What did you give to your daughter?? nuthing as usualy huh? *puke* YOU SUCK!!!

I love this song, the girl in the song fucked a friend of her bf, I didnt but I wish I did! I would so love to tell you the child in me aint yours you bitch!!!
Frankee - FURB (Fuck You Right Back- Explicit)

 

[SubKekiLee]

Dear X
I know what it does for you but will you stop trying to tell me you do it for me.. OWN up to your actions and admit it turns you on. and does somethng for you.... Then open your mind.. and let me be ME...

Signed
YOUR WIFE

 

[BiBunny]

Dear Bunny,

Hee-hee! Bunny made an error! Bunny made an error! Hee-Hee!

Kitty

Geez, I get so evilly happy over what I find that I come post a Dear X without proofreading, and I'll never hear the end of it.

 

[Jezebel77]

Dear cold,
Go away, I'm tired of sneezing and I'm out of kleenex.
Thanks
Jez

 

[the captians wench]

dear x,

you have accomplished something I didn't think possible from any one on collarme. you have me interested. And here I was just looking to get a little negitive attention because I was bored one night, but here you are. Sweet, interesting, compatible interests (boy do I want to get my hands on your tartan!), and you're totally cool with my current situation. The damn part about it is, I haven't met you yet and I find myself missing our conversations already. It's too soon to feel the way I do, but like you I'm eagar to see you face to face and see what comes of it. But is it fair to persue this when I'm not sure what I want. I don't know if I want the yellow house with the white picit fence and 2.3 children playing in the yard with the dog...but then I don't know if that's what you want either, and wtf am I even worried about that for? I don't usually think about future compatibility on the first date, let alone before the first date. And how can I be so disapointed that I won't get to talk to you today and actually miss you when I don't really know you yet?

yup, I'm deffinitly interested...and I'm enjoying this feeling.

wenchie

 

[BiBunny]

Dear Asshole,

If we're going to get into a "Who can get the most subs?" contest, then I'll win, hands-down. I mean, let's face it. Bunny=Domme. You=Dom. I get more than you by default, even if we're both bi. Besides, it's not like the Queen of Mental Instability is gonna let you collect a fucking harem, anyway.

~Me

P.S. I put my new and improved CollarMe profile up yesterday. I already have two dates next week. Chew on that for a little while, why dontcha?

P.P.S. You still can't replace moi.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Dear God,
Why don't you see the white flag that I am waving?

 

[Yang4yin]

Dear X,

Look, if you're going to call and ask me to come over "right now" to help you with something, don't give me attitude when I do what I think needs to be done. Don't wave the owner's manual in my face and keep telling me to read the last paragraph when the solution is in the paragraph above it. If you already "know" the solution, why don't you take care of it yourself?

- Y

 

[the_pet]

Dear X

#@%$
pet

 

[Jezebel77]

Dear finals,
Please don't be too hard. I'll see you in a couple hours, its nap time before the last review.
Jez

 

[sutherngent985]

Dear Universe

Please take it easy on her. Shes got finals coming up, she is worried about her mom and now you throw some other stuff at her. Shes stressing...alot. I want to help but when you are 3 1/2 hours away its hard. I can only do so much over the phone.

***************
Dear X (sweetheart)

I will be here for you whenever you need me. When we see each other in a couple of weeks, I promise to make it all go away, even if only for a little while.

Me

 

[chauderlos]

Dear you who borrow (borrows?) books at the public library just like I do,

I like libraries.... The very idea of borrowing books for free is one of the greatest accomplishments of mankind since the invention of the flogger. Thousands of books, rows after rows of books, on every possible subject (well, almost. The BDSM shelves are almost empty, but then, this is a public library), novels, science, dictionaries, history, comics... I can leave a book unfinished without feeling guilty because of the money spent. I can read books I wouldn’t have bought – and besides my bookcases are literally overflowing. I can give authors a try, and if I like them, eventually buy their books afterwards. I can borrow the same book twice, no questions asked.

All would be fine, if only…

IF ONLY YOU REFRAINED FROM WRITING YOUR BLOODY COMMENTS ON THEM BOOKS.

I don’t care if you liked that sentence; your tastes are not mine. I don’t give a fiddler’s fart if there is a typo here and there, I’m usually clever enough to notice them, and if not, why should I care?

Those books are for public use, they are not your own.

This message is specifically aimed at that nasty bitch (no offence meant for those who call themselves bitches with pride. Nor for women, I’m only guessing here, the handwriting is indeed feminine) who underscores and writes down the translation every other word in the English books.

 

[Plucky19]

Dear X,

I am very happy for you finally getting what you have wanted for so long, and I am proud of you.

 

[myinnerslut]

dear roomate,

since you went away for the weekend would it have killed you to turn off your alarm so it didnt wake me up fourty minutes before i had to get up. i was up late working and would have only gotten six and a half hours at it is. now im running on five hours and fifty minutes since i couldnt get back to sleep after your blaring jarred me out of my sleep.

~grumpy tired cranky me~

 

[Jezebel77]

Dear finals,
Please don't be too hard. I'll see you in a couple hours, its nap time before the last review.
Jez

Thanks!!
Can you keep the last 3 like that too?

Jez

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

I know how you feel, Sweets. Sometimes folks just hit you the right way...

dear x,

you have accomplished something I didn't think possible from any one on collarme. you have me interested. And here I was just looking to get a little negitive attention because I was bored one night, but here you are. Sweet, interesting, compatible interests (boy do I want to get my hands on your tartan!), and you're totally cool with my current situation. The damn part about it is, I haven't met you yet and I find myself missing our conversations already. It's too soon to feel the way I do, but like you I'm eagar to see you face to face and see what comes of it. But is it fair to persue this when I'm not sure what I want. I don't know if I want the yellow house with the white picit fence and 2.3 children playing in the yard with the dog...but then I don't know if that's what you want either, and wtf am I even worried about that for? I don't usually think about future compatibility on the first date, let alone before the first date. And how can I be so disapointed that I won't get to talk to you today and actually miss you when I don't really know you yet?

yup, I'm deffinitly interested...and I'm enjoying this feeling.

wenchie

 

[JupitersGirl]

Dear X,

Look, if you're going to call and ask me to come over "right now" to help you with something, don't give me attitude when I do what I think needs to be done. Don't wave the owner's manual in my face and keep telling me to read the last paragraph when the solution is in the paragraph above it. If you already "know" the solution, why don't you take care of it yourself?

- Y

Well, sorry, but it DID say to check on page three about the warranty.

Geez! If I could have figured it out for myself, why would I have called you? Duh?