Dear X:

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Dear Self,

You are so awesome. I love you! Also, you look super hot today. That dress rocks! Is it Diane Von Furstenberg? I totally thought so. You have the best taste. And the shoes you're wearing tonight? Hawt! Also, the stress diet is working wonders for you. You skinny bitch!

Love,
intothewoods
 
intothewoods said:
Dear Self,

You are so awesome. I love you! Also, you look super hot today. That dress rocks! Is it Diane Von Furstenberg? I totally thought so. You have the best taste. And the shoes you're wearing tonight? Hawt! Also, the stress diet is working wonders for you. You skinny bitch!

Love,
intothewoods



There is no conceit in your family.. you have it all!
;)
 
intothewoods said:
Dear Self,

You are so awesome. I love you! Also, you look super hot today. That dress rocks! Is it Diane Von Furstenberg? I totally thought so. You have the best taste. And the shoes you're wearing tonight? Hawt! Also, the stress diet is working wonders for you. You skinny bitch!

Love,
intothewoods

This post would be better with a pic attached.
:D
 
Dear H:

I hope you can see the potential for growth in our relationship this weekend. I truly love you.

Ivy :rose:
 
To my Dream Dom, wherever he might be, hoping to come in my life very soon,

I have a submissive side eager to be explored with you, to explore all the BDSM activities together.

To kneel in front of you, to submit to you in most areas.
To obey on your commands, to listen to you and to meet your needs.

Yet, I want caring, love, and looking after from you, to guide me in my search for the life I desire. To allow me to live the life I lead now, but to have you in that life, me standing besides you or behind you, as you wish. To allow me to achieve my ambitions, as well as submitting to your needs and wants.

I have never yet experienced the D/s dynamic, the others speak of on these forums, and I dream of it, hoping to meet you soon, to build a good friendship and a good D/s relationship, if we do match each other's personalities.

To hold my hand in BDSM parties or munches, or a Lit. Meet up, to help me overcoming my shyness with new people.

I do want to experience it all with you, and more.

Love,

Caz :rose:
 
Dear X,
I know that in our time together I may have been a little confusing on what I wanted from this relationship. I feel that in the last few months though, that I have beenmore clear on what I need in not only a sexual relationship but in a day to day one as well.
I understand that this is kind of new to you but you have never had a problem with the lighter stuff which is why I need to ask you to pick it up a notch or ten. I think that you are under the assumption that this is just a passing fancy. It is not, this is what I have wanted all along, for the first time in a very long time I feel alive.
Please try to meet these need for me, it is not a want it is a need.

Thank you and I love you!
T

P.S. when you do try to pick it up some more, try to be consistant. I can not read your mind.
 
Dear People Who Owe Me Money,

Remember that grant you granted me this spring? I did all the work I said I would. I need to get paid now, please.

Seriously.

I bought a house this summer, anticipating my grant money would make the move affordable. But now I'm renovating and moving on credit, depending on friends, and wondering how to get through the summer until work starts again in the fall.

You people with salaries and payroll departments might not appreciate how it is for us living-off-grants people. But I can tell you, when thoughtless organizations like you let professionals like me fall through the cracks, you shoot yourself in the foot twice:

1. You're damaging your karma. Expect a lightning strike.
2. You're destroying relationships with highly-qualified people in the field. One day, you'll look around and realize there are only hacks for you to hire. And you will, and the whole program will collapse.

In other words: Give me my money, bitches!

Sincerely,
NemoAlia
 
NemoAlia said:
Dear People Who Owe Me Money,

Remember that grant you granted me this spring? I did all the work I said I would. I need to get paid now, please.

Seriously.

I bought a house this summer, anticipating my grant money would make the move affordable. But now I'm renovating and moving on credit, depending on friends, and wondering how to get through the summer until work starts again in the fall.

You people with salaries and payroll departments might not appreciate how it is for us living-off-grants people. But I can tell you, when thoughtless organizations like you let professionals like me fall through the cracks, you shoot yourself in the foot twice:

1. You're damaging your karma. Expect a lightning strike.
2. You're destroying relationships with highly-qualified people in the field. One day, you'll look around and realize there are only hacks for you to hire. And you will, and the whole program will collapse.

In other words: Give me my money, bitches!

Sincerely,
NemoAlia


Jesse James has a tattoo in the palm of his hand that says "Pay Me Sucker"... It was the result of a stress induced dream he had... Stress from not getting money, parts, etc... He was due.
 
A "pay me sucker" tattoo seems like a pretty good idea. Kind of hard to e-mail, though. And wouldn't it cause some confusion during romantic moments?
 
NemoAlia said:
A "pay me sucker" tattoo seems like a pretty good idea. Kind of hard to e-mail, though. And wouldn't it cause some confusion during romantic moments?


Or during masturbation :nana:
 
Dear collar,

why did i haver to develop a reaction to you. you were so lovely around my neck. i loved the feeling of you on my skin. why oh why did you suddenly become bad for me. the necklace im now wearing isn't the same, even if A did make it, and it does say "property of A" inside of it. i miss you, collar.

~mis
 
Dear those with one liners,

Oh why do you have to send one liners messages, thinking, that would be enough for me to respond?

Don't you know it will annoy the hell out of me and others?

One liners ARE not enough information about you.

You can do better than a one line message. Write more than one line and DO read the profiles/personal ads properly BEFORE you write to me and others.

*sighs*

Please do WRITE more than one line, please!

Regards,

Caz :(
 
sexycaz22 said:
Dear those with one liners,

Oh why do you have to send one liners messages, thinking, that would be enough for me to respond?

Don't you know it will annoy the hell out of me and others?

One liners ARE not enough information about you.

You can do better than a one line message. Write more than one line and DO read the profiles/personal ads properly BEFORE you write to me and others.

*sighs*

Please do WRITE more than one line, please!

Regards,

Caz :(


Have you gotten the one that says "I've got a 10" cock. PM me. Bye" yet? :rolleyes:

LOL...I hate them too but sometimes they are fun in their stupidity.

Ivy ;)
 
Dear X,

I love you like crazy. I smile on the inside every time someone looks at my necklace and asks, "don't you think it looks like a dog/cat collar, though?". I loved sharing time with you recently, and getting to just be with you.

I don't know *what* to think, though, when two days later you seem so quiet again. I know work is probably stressing you, since you've taken so much time off lately, but until I get up there, IMs are the only way I have to really talk to you.

I miss you.
 
UNdear X,

Is it too much to ask that you take five minutes out of your busy day of reading comic books and jerking off to Betty and Veronica to DO YOUR JOB? Four times in the last eight days, I've asked you to upload three little files to the server so I can do MY job, and four times, you've completely ignored me, you pusillanimous little blob of semi-liquid excreta! Either get off the pot and quit wearing out the palm of your right hand to give me the files I need, or I'm going to forward your mother - who happens to be your boss - and *her* boss a complete listing of the e-mails and IMs I've sent you asking you to do your job for five bloody minutes!

Sincerely,

Sir_Winston - the guy who's going to put your overly ample fundament out in the street if you don't give me what I need, because the company needs ME a *lot* more than they need you! http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/devil-smiley-027.gif
 
GentleSub_Ivy said:
Have you gotten the one that says "I've got a 10" cock. PM me. Bye" yet? :rolleyes:

LOL...I hate them too but sometimes they are fun in their stupidity.

Ivy ;)

No, not yet AND some guys (especially male submissive DO NOT read my profile properly, if they DID read it, they would notice that I AM LOOKING for a Dom and NOT a male submissive since I am not a mistress or a switch!! (OK, yesterday I had so many replies to my profile on the other site and I just wanted to get this off my chest!)

Caz :rose:
 
Dear X,
Why would you say all those things, work your way into my heart, take possession of me in more ways than one, find my trust, touch a part of me that i had tucked away for so long, tell me you loved me..je ta'aime wasnt that what you said over and over again, always and in all ways..then up and disappear..
What were you married? Is that why you only called from work, said you had cold feet about calling from home, wanted to take it slow before we got there, i tried to understand, but part of me knew something wasnt right..we would talk on here and on your work phone for hours on end, then all of a sudden, your yahoo got hacked and your hotmail..you disappear from all messengers, you wont even answer my calls at work. You have betrayed my trust, betrayed my heart, once again my soul is lost..i feel as if must tuck part of myself away again, a part that you worked to hard to get me to share..and i did..it worked..i trusted you, loved you..wanted you, wanted you in my life..to share with you, build with you, explore with you, learn with you, teach you, i wanted to share all my life with you and learn more and more about yours..i hadnt let myself give that much to anyone, and you took it, abused it and now its broken. i sit here in tears once again, trying to be strong, i have fought them for days but here they are, spilling..i wish i could cry enough to drown you in them..to make you feel every bit of pain that is falling with them..for it is more than you could possibly know. i let you in and the scariest part now is not knowing if i can ever let Another that close again...i dont want to be afraid..but thanks to you..i am freightened again... :(
 
Dear temptations...

Allow yourself time to heal but don't close your heart off to Another just yet. Not so long ago, i felt a lot like you. Now i am living the relationship i thought was only a dream tucked away in the corner of my mind. Take care of yourself sweetie.


Dear LC...

Thanks for bringing that dream to life. :heart: More than...just a...PERFECT! ;)
 
Dear Mr. Sandman,

Why is it that when I don't want or need to be sleepy -- like in the early- to mid-afternoon hours -- you're always around tempting me to slip under the covers and snooze for an hour or two, but when I *do* want/need to go to sleep, around midnight (my time), you're off at the bars watching sports and copping feels on the cute waitress? Sheesh, man, either do your job right -- it's NOT that freakin' hard! -- or get a real job and turn this one over to someone who *will!*

Sincerely,

A tired but decidedly not sleepy Sir Winston, who can't even get to sleep tonight with the help of bourbon, vicodin *and* melatonin!
 
Dear Sir,

I know your medication makes it very hard for you to reach orgasm, but do you have to deny ME as well?

*whiiiine*
 
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