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intothewoods said:Dear Self,
You are so awesome. I love you! Also, you look super hot today. That dress rocks! Is it Diane Von Furstenberg? I totally thought so. You have the best taste. And the shoes you're wearing tonight? Hawt! Also, the stress diet is working wonders for you. You skinny bitch!
Love,
intothewoods
intothewoods said:Dear Self,
You are so awesome. I love you! Also, you look super hot today. That dress rocks! Is it Diane Von Furstenberg? I totally thought so. You have the best taste. And the shoes you're wearing tonight? Hawt! Also, the stress diet is working wonders for you. You skinny bitch!
Love,
intothewoods

RawHumor said:This post would be better with a pic attached.
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Chris_Xavier said:
There is no conceit in your family.. you have it all!![]()


NemoAlia said:Dear People Who Owe Me Money,
Remember that grant you granted me this spring? I did all the work I said I would. I need to get paid now, please.
Seriously.
I bought a house this summer, anticipating my grant money would make the move affordable. But now I'm renovating and moving on credit, depending on friends, and wondering how to get through the summer until work starts again in the fall.
You people with salaries and payroll departments might not appreciate how it is for us living-off-grants people. But I can tell you, when thoughtless organizations like you let professionals like me fall through the cracks, you shoot yourself in the foot twice:
1. You're damaging your karma. Expect a lightning strike.
2. You're destroying relationships with highly-qualified people in the field. One day, you'll look around and realize there are only hacks for you to hire. And you will, and the whole program will collapse.
In other words: Give me my money, bitches!
Sincerely,
NemoAlia
NemoAlia said:A "pay me sucker" tattoo seems like a pretty good idea. Kind of hard to e-mail, though. And wouldn't it cause some confusion during romantic moments?

sexycaz22 said:Dear those with one liners,
Oh why do you have to send one liners messages, thinking, that would be enough for me to respond?
Don't you know it will annoy the hell out of me and others?
One liners ARE not enough information about you.
You can do better than a one line message. Write more than one line and DO read the profiles/personal ads properly BEFORE you write to me and others.
*sighs*
Please do WRITE more than one line, please!
Regards,
Caz![]()
GentleSub_Ivy said:Have you gotten the one that says "I've got a 10" cock. PM me. Bye" yet?![]()
LOL...I hate them too but sometimes they are fun in their stupidity.
Ivy![]()

More than...just a...PERFECT!