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Fallenfromgrace
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FatDino said:Dear Grace,
Hey, we can keep doing this for hours until you have to go to bed.
was gonna say that
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FatDino said:*snicker*
You think they're gonna throw us out for our silliness?
they'll dust off their torches and run us outta town
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Dear X,
Are you shitting yourself because im heading your way? Is that what this is about? ok maybe im being egotistical, but considering when this all started and the fact that you wont say more than a sentence to me, im wondering if i've done something to screw shit up.
If it is coz of that then, well...its one of those times where you potentially have to follow something through and actually assess how you feel, and you are crapping yourself. That is IF all this is about that.
Well, i don't know what im expected to do.
N
Are you shitting yourself because im heading your way? Is that what this is about? ok maybe im being egotistical, but considering when this all started and the fact that you wont say more than a sentence to me, im wondering if i've done something to screw shit up.
If it is coz of that then, well...its one of those times where you potentially have to follow something through and actually assess how you feel, and you are crapping yourself. That is IF all this is about that.
Well, i don't know what im expected to do.
N
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Dear soon-to-be ex:
I always knew there was an inequity in our feelings for one another, but I really had no idea how delusional you were. Are. Okay, maybe I was a "dream come true" for you. That does not mean the sentiment was reciprocated. You were a pragmatic decision for me. I still respect and admire the qualities that drew me to you in the first place. I care for and about you, and I wish you only the best. I'm doing this as gently as I possibly can while remaining true to myself, but you're pushing the limits of my patience. I'm afraid that your next "Got a minute?" is gonna be the time when my filters are obliterated by my frustration, and I let loose with knives of harsh truth. I really don't want to watch your hope bleed all over the carpet. Please don't make me do it.
Sincerely,
Imp
I always knew there was an inequity in our feelings for one another, but I really had no idea how delusional you were. Are. Okay, maybe I was a "dream come true" for you. That does not mean the sentiment was reciprocated. You were a pragmatic decision for me. I still respect and admire the qualities that drew me to you in the first place. I care for and about you, and I wish you only the best. I'm doing this as gently as I possibly can while remaining true to myself, but you're pushing the limits of my patience. I'm afraid that your next "Got a minute?" is gonna be the time when my filters are obliterated by my frustration, and I let loose with knives of harsh truth. I really don't want to watch your hope bleed all over the carpet. Please don't make me do it.
Sincerely,
Imp
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Dearest Impster,
Truth hurts and I'm sure its hard on you too. Until the situation sinks home, he will be asking for a 'second' chance. He will enumerate the many good times, utterly disreguarding the times where your smile never quite reached your eyes.
Patience is a bitch at times. Sometimes it doesnt quite pay off the way you think it will and the bald truth without padding may be called for. Time and circumstance will tell.
You have many understanding friends who are here to lean on at any time.
much love to you beautiful.
v~
Truth hurts and I'm sure its hard on you too. Until the situation sinks home, he will be asking for a 'second' chance. He will enumerate the many good times, utterly disreguarding the times where your smile never quite reached your eyes.
Patience is a bitch at times. Sometimes it doesnt quite pay off the way you think it will and the bald truth without padding may be called for. Time and circumstance will tell.
You have many understanding friends who are here to lean on at any time.
much love to you beautiful.
v~
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Dearest to My Heart,
I'm not going anywhere. I just need to find me, again. I am here if you need anything at all. I really do mean that. I miss you. Please don't be mad at me. I'm sorry if I'm not making any sense right now. But... I don't understand everything either. All I do know I'm not giving up.
P.S.
I'm not going anywhere. I just need to find me, again. I am here if you need anything at all. I really do mean that. I miss you. Please don't be mad at me. I'm sorry if I'm not making any sense right now. But... I don't understand everything either. All I do know I'm not giving up.
P.S.
"I have the hope of a saint in a coracle. What made them set out in years before the year 1000 with nothing between themselves and the sea but pieces of leather and lath? What made them certain of another place uncharted and unseen? I can see them now, eating black bread and honeycomb, sheltering from the rain under an animal hide. Their bodies are weathered but their souls are transparent. The sea is a means, not an end. They trust it in spite of the signs.
The earliest pilgrims shared a cathedral for a heart. They were the temple not made with hands. The Eklasia of God. The song that carried them over the waves was the hymn that rung the rafters. Their throats were bare for God. Look at them now, heads thrown back, mouths open, alone but for the gulls that dip the prow. Against the too salt sea and the inhospitable sky, their voices made a screen of praise.
Love it was that drove them forth. Love that brought them home again. Love hardened their hands against the oar and heated their sinews against the rain. The journeys they made were beyond common sense; who leaves the hearth for the open sea? especially without a compass, especially in winter, especially alone. What you risk reveals what you value. In the presence of love, hearth and quest become one."
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Dear you,
I don't know what the hell I did this morning that clearly pissed you off, but I sure would like to so I can avoid it in the future. From your tone 60% of the time in the last two weeks, you don't seem to have a very high opinion of me, don't have a lot of respect for me and, from obscure statements, think I'm a liar.
There are days I wonder if this is the last hurahh. Will this be the day when you say enough and call it quits? Darlin', I can only be me. It's who I am, and who you say I should be. I'm sorry I don't meet your expectations. Sometimes I don't even know what your expectations are, but I fail to meet them.
So sorry I've disappointed you, again. I just wish like hell I knew how I keep doing that. It sure would help.
Me
I don't know what the hell I did this morning that clearly pissed you off, but I sure would like to so I can avoid it in the future. From your tone 60% of the time in the last two weeks, you don't seem to have a very high opinion of me, don't have a lot of respect for me and, from obscure statements, think I'm a liar.
There are days I wonder if this is the last hurahh. Will this be the day when you say enough and call it quits? Darlin', I can only be me. It's who I am, and who you say I should be. I'm sorry I don't meet your expectations. Sometimes I don't even know what your expectations are, but I fail to meet them.
So sorry I've disappointed you, again. I just wish like hell I knew how I keep doing that. It sure would help.
Me
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Dear Whatsyerface at the tire shop,
So sorry it was such a pain in the ass to get my wheels off today. Perhaps in future you and your coworkers would benefit from not losing the wheel lock lug that is required for quick and easy removal of said wheels. It is not my fault that you (collectively) lost it when I was in a few months ago spending $500 for new tires at your establishment. Nor is it my fault that your asshole buddies chose to keep skipping over my ticket to serve other customers who came after me, making me spend 2 hours sitting in your stale lobby watching people come and go in less than 30 minutes. I do not apologize for speaking with the manager after having watched several others come and go whilst I sat there watching my car sit in the same spot for nearly an hour and a half. If that's not the kind of work you signed up for then TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR FUCKING BOSS!
I'm a customer, and while your glance told me everything you were thinking, I held back at the time from responding with "Fuck you too!"
~lucky
p.s. Today was the last time you'll ever have to touch my car. I've moved my tire business elsewhere, and lucky for them, your sweat and frustration and smashed finger fixed all the issues my wheels/tires have ever had. The next rotate/balance/replacement will be easy peasy for them, and I guarantee I'll be one of their nicest and most understanding customers. *smooch* Plus, I have big tits, and most mechanics I've met before tend to like it when I come in. It's been pleasureless. Enjoy work, dickhead.
p.p.s. Is it irritating at all that my visit today was free thanks to you and your co-workers' fuck-up? Just wondering. Would suck if it came out of your check.
So sorry it was such a pain in the ass to get my wheels off today. Perhaps in future you and your coworkers would benefit from not losing the wheel lock lug that is required for quick and easy removal of said wheels. It is not my fault that you (collectively) lost it when I was in a few months ago spending $500 for new tires at your establishment. Nor is it my fault that your asshole buddies chose to keep skipping over my ticket to serve other customers who came after me, making me spend 2 hours sitting in your stale lobby watching people come and go in less than 30 minutes. I do not apologize for speaking with the manager after having watched several others come and go whilst I sat there watching my car sit in the same spot for nearly an hour and a half. If that's not the kind of work you signed up for then TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR FUCKING BOSS!
I'm a customer, and while your glance told me everything you were thinking, I held back at the time from responding with "Fuck you too!"
~lucky
p.s. Today was the last time you'll ever have to touch my car. I've moved my tire business elsewhere, and lucky for them, your sweat and frustration and smashed finger fixed all the issues my wheels/tires have ever had. The next rotate/balance/replacement will be easy peasy for them, and I guarantee I'll be one of their nicest and most understanding customers. *smooch* Plus, I have big tits, and most mechanics I've met before tend to like it when I come in. It's been pleasureless. Enjoy work, dickhead.
p.p.s. Is it irritating at all that my visit today was free thanks to you and your co-workers' fuck-up? Just wondering. Would suck if it came out of your check.
Just-Legal
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Dear body:
Stop seizing up, collapsing, aching and breaking. I know, I hurt, but for the love of god gimmie a break, its getting harder to hide from the nosies...
Love me.
Stop seizing up, collapsing, aching and breaking. I know, I hurt, but for the love of god gimmie a break, its getting harder to hide from the nosies...
Love me.
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Dear whining little Wing Nuts.
I am so sorry that my actions today caused you undue concern. I hadn't intended for that. (Hence my moving down the beach out of your juridiction.) In one way I can understand your concerns. You are after all out there to keep people safe.
However your comments about my intelligence were truly not welcome nor were they justified. You don't know me, just like I don't know you. You don't know my skill level in the water, although you should have started to get an inkling when I swam directly into the Rip Current to ride it out. Maybe, just maybe you should have asked me about my skills in the water before you started bitching me out. If you had I might have explained some things to you.
You see, or maybe you don't see, I was playing in rough surf before your Daddies pulled out of your Mommas. I was Body Surfing in full Dive Rigs before you even started training to be a Lifeguard.
I trained to dive in the waters of New England. I was trained by one of the best, one who pushed me to my limits and a bit beyond just because he was my fathers friend. (He went well beyond the scope of training mandated by all training agencies.) Because of him I learned to dive in heavy surf and surge. I learned how to deal with low visibility and cold waters. I learned from him then I started diving up there. That was when I realised that he had only taught me the basics. I learned from others including my father. (Who has been diving since the 60's when they made much of their own gear.)
Now if you had asked then maybe I would have explained this to you. Maybe I would have explained this to you and tried to teach you a couple of things. (Like how to spot a Rip Current without having to get caught in it.) But you didn't ask, instead you acted like a petulant child and started bitching me out. (Yes I did sit there and take it but as you noted I did ask for your name. Too bad you didn't feel the need to give it to me. Too bad for you because I know how to find it out.)
Lets see how you boss responds to my complaint. It should prove interesting.
Cat
I am so sorry that my actions today caused you undue concern. I hadn't intended for that. (Hence my moving down the beach out of your juridiction.) In one way I can understand your concerns. You are after all out there to keep people safe.
However your comments about my intelligence were truly not welcome nor were they justified. You don't know me, just like I don't know you. You don't know my skill level in the water, although you should have started to get an inkling when I swam directly into the Rip Current to ride it out. Maybe, just maybe you should have asked me about my skills in the water before you started bitching me out. If you had I might have explained some things to you.
You see, or maybe you don't see, I was playing in rough surf before your Daddies pulled out of your Mommas. I was Body Surfing in full Dive Rigs before you even started training to be a Lifeguard.
I trained to dive in the waters of New England. I was trained by one of the best, one who pushed me to my limits and a bit beyond just because he was my fathers friend. (He went well beyond the scope of training mandated by all training agencies.) Because of him I learned to dive in heavy surf and surge. I learned how to deal with low visibility and cold waters. I learned from him then I started diving up there. That was when I realised that he had only taught me the basics. I learned from others including my father. (Who has been diving since the 60's when they made much of their own gear.)
Now if you had asked then maybe I would have explained this to you. Maybe I would have explained this to you and tried to teach you a couple of things. (Like how to spot a Rip Current without having to get caught in it.) But you didn't ask, instead you acted like a petulant child and started bitching me out. (Yes I did sit there and take it but as you noted I did ask for your name. Too bad you didn't feel the need to give it to me. Too bad for you because I know how to find it out.)
Lets see how you boss responds to my complaint. It should prove interesting.
Cat
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A truce, or summer hats and the Raid?
Dear Bugs/Buzzing Creatures/Creepy-Crawlies/Things That Spawn in the Spring/Thinglets That Have More Legs And Babies Than Any Human Will Ever Have, and most especially- Bees (of all varieties):
Look, I know we don't get along.
I know we're not best buds.
I know I don't have that crunchy-granola, hug-a-tree (though I would if there were no bugs on it), make-love-to-a-mountain-and-get-down-in-the-dirt kind of DNA that many of my friends have, and which I know you love.
How do I know you love it? Because you don't bother them. You only bother me. Lots of you. I think you may activate some sort of sick, insectoidal pheromone phone-chain in order to carry out your devilish plans.
Forget the fact that I do my best Gene Kelly dance moves in the fall when you all start appearing less and less and I go outside more and more.
Lay aside the fact that even if you weren't dead/dormant in the winter, we would SO not send each other Christmas cards.
I think it's time we called a truce.
If you promise not to dive-bomb my head (I know I have shiny red hair- just get over it already!) and molest my person then I promise to (try) not to loathe you and your existence with every fiber of my being.
And to not use the bug spray so much. Sort of.
Respectfully-ish,
Your Genetically Pre-dispositioned-to-Not-Like Bugs Tormentee
(who thanks you for dealing with all my parentheses)
(truly)
Dear Bugs/Buzzing Creatures/Creepy-Crawlies/Things That Spawn in the Spring/Thinglets That Have More Legs And Babies Than Any Human Will Ever Have, and most especially- Bees (of all varieties):
Look, I know we don't get along.
I know we're not best buds.
I know I don't have that crunchy-granola, hug-a-tree (though I would if there were no bugs on it), make-love-to-a-mountain-and-get-down-in-the-dirt kind of DNA that many of my friends have, and which I know you love.
How do I know you love it? Because you don't bother them. You only bother me. Lots of you. I think you may activate some sort of sick, insectoidal pheromone phone-chain in order to carry out your devilish plans.
Forget the fact that I do my best Gene Kelly dance moves in the fall when you all start appearing less and less and I go outside more and more.
Lay aside the fact that even if you weren't dead/dormant in the winter, we would SO not send each other Christmas cards.
I think it's time we called a truce.
If you promise not to dive-bomb my head (I know I have shiny red hair- just get over it already!) and molest my person then I promise to (try) not to loathe you and your existence with every fiber of my being.
And to not use the bug spray so much. Sort of.
Respectfully-ish,
Your Genetically Pre-dispositioned-to-Not-Like Bugs Tormentee
(who thanks you for dealing with all my parentheses)
(truly)
TE999
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bluebell7 said:
Dear bluebell7,
Sorry to hear you feel this way. We're not bad once you get to know us.
Tell you what, I'll round up a few million of my family and we'll stop by your house.
Maybe have some lunch and talk.
See ya soon.
Signed: A Roach
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Dear Corona,
Thank you for making such a great beer.
~lucky
Thank you for making such a great beer.
~lucky
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amenlucky-E-leven said:
and thank you to dear gold schlager or howeveryouspell it
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Since you have the day off tomorrow, I say we spend it having S-E-X!vella_ms said:
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i have no problems with this. empty-ish house...i can scream with abandon.lucky-E-leven said:
oh hell...
dear lucky,
i love you and your left nipple and i have decided that we want to frolick in the waves of a tropical beach ...you can come too.
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The roach motel is booked full up, folks.
While I would *deeply* love to host a contingent of your, um...finest offspring, I must decline, as I've had an unexpected visit from the Queen.
I've always wondered whether she'd make good on my standing invitation to tea and a rousing viewing of the movie Mean Girls, and apparently she felt that this was her moment to strike, uh...accept.
Since Her Highness is here, I have to tell you that we do not have a joyous game of Roach Smacking, er...Hugging on the agenda.
So sorry. Heaven knows I was looking forward to that lunch conversation.
Maybe another time. *ahem*
Ever yours, etc.
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Dear TE999,
You're a silly one, you are.
Yours most silly-ously,
blue
Dearest Roach,TE999 said:Dear bluebell7,
Sorry to hear you feel this way. We're not bad once you get to know us.
Tell you what, I'll round up a few million of my family and we'll stop by your house.
Maybe have some lunch and talk.
See ya soon.
Signed: A Roach
While I would *deeply* love to host a contingent of your, um...finest offspring, I must decline, as I've had an unexpected visit from the Queen.
I've always wondered whether she'd make good on my standing invitation to tea and a rousing viewing of the movie Mean Girls, and apparently she felt that this was her moment to strike, uh...accept.
Since Her Highness is here, I have to tell you that we do not have a joyous game of Roach Smacking, er...Hugging on the agenda.
So sorry. Heaven knows I was looking forward to that lunch conversation.
Maybe another time. *ahem*
Ever yours, etc.
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Dear TE999,
You're a silly one, you are.
Yours most silly-ously,
blue
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Hey, you're sexy.vella_ms said:
Wanna fuck?
TE999
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bluebell7 said:Dearest Roach,
While I would *deeply* love to host a contingent of your, um...finest offspring, I must decline, as I've had an unexpected visit from the Queen.
I've always wondered whether she'd make good on my standing invitation to tea and a rousing viewing of the movie Mean Girls, and apparently she felt that this was her moment to strike, uh...accept.
Since Her Highness is here, I have to tell you that we do not have a joyous game of Roach Smacking, er...Hugging on the agenda.
So sorry. Heaven knows I was looking forward to that lunch conversation.
Maybe another time. *ahem*
Ever yours, etc.
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Dear TE999,
You're a silly one, you are.
Yours most silly-ously,
blue
Dear Bluebell7,
You are hosting the queen?
In that case, we'll bring the bees as well. They're leaderless since that palace coup in the hive last Friday.
Lay in a stock of honey. We'll be right over.
Signed: The Roaches.
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Dear blue,
Glad you liked my little joke.
It gets too darn serious around here sometimes.
A funny a day keeps the blues away.
Yours in jape,
TE
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Dear "Anonymous Emailer"
I'm sure you think you were doing the right thing, but ... well ... GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT!
With all due respect,
~ Imp
I'm sure you think you were doing the right thing, but ... well ... GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT!
With all due respect,
~ Imp
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