Dear Random PM sender...
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his_lil_secret
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Pinktacokitty
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I agree, most of them are very amusing.This is great advice for those that find them offensive. I like the comedic value too much, though.
his_lil_secret
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You are my new hero! Thank you, thank you, thank you. From now on, I'm just going to insert a link to this thread as my response to the ridiculous random PMs!
Oh my goodness.
Thanks so much hun. 
chillywilly2
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Hey, the line had to have worked on some woman before.
He just read your posts and figured you were the next one that would bite.
The op was funny though
I'm still cleaning coffee off my screen and keyboard.
Sheesh....I wish I would have used that line back in college. I might have gotten more action. LMAO!
fsa52
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I'm still cleaning coffee off my screen and keyboard.
Sheesh....I wish I would have used that line back in college. I might have gotten more action. LMAO!
That or your face slapped depending on how bright the girl was you were going after.
That or your face slapped depending on how bright the girl was you were going after.
Where I went to school, the most likely reaction would have been a beer tossed in my face.
Or if she would have been carrying a bottle...
PenguinEsquire
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Aye, it seems some of the lads need a bit o' polishin'.
I noticed a couple personals a while back that were very telling. The first was a guy talking in a manner very similar to that of your PM hls. My thoughts? "Are you serious?" The second was from what seemed like a nice enough young man who was asking how you meet women and what he could do to find someone to exchange intimate emails with. And again my thoughts were "Are you serious?"
You are surrounded by lovely and interesting women who have at least shown an interest in things sexual by being here. Most of them are fun loving and warm judging by first impressions. And you have a perfect forum for getting to know them. Sex aside this place is a gold mine for making friends and learning about ones self! I don't know that I have ever seen a place where the lessons of human relationship dynamics are on such bold display.
I mean what do you need? An indian guide? (being part NA I can say this lol)
In defense of these boys, some of them will probably learn and progress.
Will
I noticed a couple personals a while back that were very telling. The first was a guy talking in a manner very similar to that of your PM hls. My thoughts? "Are you serious?" The second was from what seemed like a nice enough young man who was asking how you meet women and what he could do to find someone to exchange intimate emails with. And again my thoughts were "Are you serious?"
You are surrounded by lovely and interesting women who have at least shown an interest in things sexual by being here. Most of them are fun loving and warm judging by first impressions. And you have a perfect forum for getting to know them. Sex aside this place is a gold mine for making friends and learning about ones self! I don't know that I have ever seen a place where the lessons of human relationship dynamics are on such bold display.
I mean what do you need? An indian guide? (being part NA I can say this lol)
In defense of these boys, some of them will probably learn and progress.
Will
Mrs.H
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Sheesh....I wish I would have used that line back in college. I might have gotten more action. LMAO!
That or your face slapped depending on how bright the girl was you were going after.
*nods* I was thinking face slap my dear M. But college in "our day" was
quite different than college now.
Size13
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Aye, it seems some of the lads need a bit o' polishin'.
I noticed a couple personals a while back that were very telling. The first was a guy talking in a manner very similar to that of your PM hls. My thoughts? "Are you serious?" The second was from what seemed like a nice enough young man who was asking how you meet women and what he could do to find someone to exchange intimate emails with. And again my thoughts were "Are you serious?"
You are surrounded by lovely and interesting women who have at least shown an interest in things sexual by being here. Most of them are fun loving and warm judging by first impressions. And you have a perfect forum for getting to know them. Sex aside this place is a gold mine for making friends and learning about ones self! I don't know that I have ever seen a place where the lessons of human relationship dynamics are on such bold display.
I mean what do you need? An indian guide? (being part NA I can say this lol)
In defense of these boys, some of them will probably learn and progress.
Will
I couldn't have said it better myself Mr. Penquin.
Some of the posts by the knuckle dragging crowd on here are totally hilarious as well. I can't imagine what some of these fine young gentlemen send to female posters here in PM...
Good thread...
PenguinEsquire
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I am afraid to ask TBH. Gotta be something to see!
Will
PS: I am jealous of the size 13s man. I am a lowly 11 1/2.... EEEE. LOL
Will
PS: I am jealous of the size 13s man. I am a lowly 11 1/2.... EEEE. LOL
The beer facial was very much the retort of choice for such unwanted unadvances at my school.
PenguinEsquire
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Women aren't the only ones who occasionally have unwanted advances. I don't want the highjack the thread but here is an absolutely true story of one when I was in college.
I bounced at probably the best bar in town. Live bands and almost exclusively upperclassmen, grad students, and young professionals. Well one night I was sitting on my stool at the door completely ready to go home. It was around 2:00 am and the band was so damned loud and the place so stuffy that I felt trapped. This drunk but pretty attractive chick saunters up to me and slides her hand into the big hole in the thigh of my pants. (remember holey jeans? lol)
Anyhow she smiles and slides her hand up to my crotch and says "What's wrong with you? You look so unhappy."
I looked her right in the eye and said "What's wrong? It is 100 freaking degrees in here and I am about to choke to death in the cigarette smoke. I started work at 7:00 and it is now past 2:00 in the morning with no signs of leaving any time soon. The worst band of the year just happens to be the loudest. And I have 200 people stuffed into a bar rated for 150... and they are all drunk assholes just like you."
She withdrew the hand and left without a word. We all have our moments.
Will
I bounced at probably the best bar in town. Live bands and almost exclusively upperclassmen, grad students, and young professionals. Well one night I was sitting on my stool at the door completely ready to go home. It was around 2:00 am and the band was so damned loud and the place so stuffy that I felt trapped. This drunk but pretty attractive chick saunters up to me and slides her hand into the big hole in the thigh of my pants. (remember holey jeans? lol)
Anyhow she smiles and slides her hand up to my crotch and says "What's wrong with you? You look so unhappy."
I looked her right in the eye and said "What's wrong? It is 100 freaking degrees in here and I am about to choke to death in the cigarette smoke. I started work at 7:00 and it is now past 2:00 in the morning with no signs of leaving any time soon. The worst band of the year just happens to be the loudest. And I have 200 people stuffed into a bar rated for 150... and they are all drunk assholes just like you."
She withdrew the hand and left without a word. We all have our moments.
Will
Size13
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I am afraid to ask TBH. Gotta be something to see!
Will
PS: I am jealous of the size 13s man. I am a lowly 11 1/2.... EEEE. LOL
Well sir, not everyone can be blessed with... big feet.
Besides if everyone had big hoofs, think of the irreparable damage done to the shoe industry.
At least I do get my money's worth when I go buy shoes....
call_me_Melody
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This was funny. REALLY funny.
You know, most are just that... the harmless if either hilarious or eyerolling type of PM and I give them very little thought. I know that in some cases 4 or 5 friends have gotten the same PM.
I've only ever been bothered by 2 situations.
1 was I actually had the equivalent of a stalker. He used to change his name every time I'd block him and he kept picking up detail after detail about my private and personal life from things I would say here and there and got somewhat threatening in his PMs about it. He finally stopped and I got a lot more careful about what I posted... (This is actually the reason I threw this out here to remind people to pay attention at least a little) and I had one that was just so foul that you wonder what would make someone type it.
I usually just tell them no thanks and suggest they try and meet people by interacting on the boards. Sometimes it works and I see them start to interact.
But this "form letter" seriously made me giggle.
You know, most are just that... the harmless if either hilarious or eyerolling type of PM and I give them very little thought. I know that in some cases 4 or 5 friends have gotten the same PM.
I've only ever been bothered by 2 situations.
1 was I actually had the equivalent of a stalker. He used to change his name every time I'd block him and he kept picking up detail after detail about my private and personal life from things I would say here and there and got somewhat threatening in his PMs about it. He finally stopped and I got a lot more careful about what I posted... (This is actually the reason I threw this out here to remind people to pay attention at least a little) and I had one that was just so foul that you wonder what would make someone type it.
I usually just tell them no thanks and suggest they try and meet people by interacting on the boards. Sometimes it works and I see them start to interact.
But this "form letter" seriously made me giggle.
his_lil_secret
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I'm glad I've been able to give a laugh with my vent. I was just sooooo fed up that when I got the last one- didn't even bother with a hello just "my fat cock could take care of that."- well I'd had enough dangit!
PenguinEsquire (may I say I love your SN being quite a fan of penguins myself.) you're spot on my friend. I have a friend who happens to perform in a male review to make some extra cash. After a show recently he was sitting at the bar, dressed in street clothes, talking to some friends, when this VERY drunk woman walks up to him and quite literally grabs his balls and says, "We should fuck." and very nearly climbs in his lap. I was flabbergasted! I only hope you're right and that some of these poor souls will learn.
Size 13: A man with feet that big muts have really big....shoes! I know...cheesy, but I couldn't resist. You made some excellent points as well. TY.
Melody- I'm glad it made you giggle. I was trying to be funny but sometimes my humor is a wee bit dark and gets misread.
mwmnpa- I'll try to preface anything like this in the future with a spew alert to spare the coffee.
I was just sooooo fed up that when I got the last one- didn't even bother with a hello just "my fat cock could take care of that."- well I'd had enough dangit!PenguinEsquire (may I say I love your SN being quite a fan of penguins myself.) you're spot on my friend. I have a friend who happens to perform in a male review to make some extra cash. After a show recently he was sitting at the bar, dressed in street clothes, talking to some friends, when this VERY drunk woman walks up to him and quite literally grabs his balls and says, "We should fuck." and very nearly climbs in his lap. I was flabbergasted!
I only hope you're right and that some of these poor souls will learn.Size 13: A man with feet that big muts have really big....shoes!
I know...cheesy, but I couldn't resist. You made some excellent points as well. TY.Melody- I'm glad it made you giggle. I was trying to be funny but sometimes my humor is a wee bit dark and gets misread.
mwmnpa- I'll try to preface anything like this in the future with a spew alert to spare the coffee.
AnitaMann
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Any of you girls looking for a suggestive PM tonight then?
I am on the right thread , right?
Hey Bigjoesy... hit me up... I'm so bored and in need of a boost to my self esteem!
Ha ha!
