his_lil_secret
In his imagination
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I know there have been threads like this in the past but I feel the need to resurrect the idea based on the last few days.
I say use this space to post your gripe/honest/snarky responses to those people with 2 whole posts to their SN who decide after a particularly interesting or salacious post on your part to PM you with all manner of requests, demands, and questions they'd never ask of someone they'd just met in real life.
Some folks are great and lots of fun to talk to. Some at least try to have some sort of conversation before trying to cyber or cam request. And then there are the gems like the few I've had recently who couldn't be able to get the time of day at a watch convention!
So here goes my snarky letter:
Dear Random PM sender,
Let me begin by thanking you for your kind words regarding my post/picture/profile/avatar(__________ insert item of choice here). Not only are your keen powers of observation astounding, but your witty way with words has obviously swept me off my feet. Who else could put two and two together and guess that after posting on sex oriented thread I might occassionally indulge in the act myself. Under any other circumstances I would balk at the idea of masturbating myself on camera with a random stranger, but your clever opening line of "Ur posts r getting my cock hrd. U cam? Wnt to fuck that hot lil cunt and mk u screem." has stripped away any shred of self-respect I might have had.
Thank you also for reminding me that because I post on an adult oriented message board I am clearly a whore and therefore must be open to the idea of divulging my sexual history to some faceless bunch of pixels on the other end of a monitor. I have no need for conversation or familiarity to open myself up to you literally or figuratively and yes I do love it when a person I have never even seen offers to "pump me so full of cum" my womanly parts will "look as if they've been painted white. "
I do appreciate the offers to eat me, fuck me, suck me, and "hit that shit all night long" which you have extended and you sending them to me repeatedly only serves to make me want you even more. I only hope that I have been able to provide you with as much entertainment as you've given me in our little exchanges and can't help but imagine what an absolute catch you'd have to be were our paths ever to cross in real life. I'm sure you'd walk right up to me, whip out your "throbbing, rock hard cock" and show me what a man you were. *swooon*
Sincerely,
The Sarcastic Bitch behind the Avatar
I say use this space to post your gripe/honest/snarky responses to those people with 2 whole posts to their SN who decide after a particularly interesting or salacious post on your part to PM you with all manner of requests, demands, and questions they'd never ask of someone they'd just met in real life.
Some folks are great and lots of fun to talk to. Some at least try to have some sort of conversation before trying to cyber or cam request. And then there are the gems like the few I've had recently who couldn't be able to get the time of day at a watch convention!
So here goes my snarky letter:
Dear Random PM sender,
Let me begin by thanking you for your kind words regarding my post/picture/profile/avatar(__________ insert item of choice here). Not only are your keen powers of observation astounding, but your witty way with words has obviously swept me off my feet. Who else could put two and two together and guess that after posting on sex oriented thread I might occassionally indulge in the act myself. Under any other circumstances I would balk at the idea of masturbating myself on camera with a random stranger, but your clever opening line of "Ur posts r getting my cock hrd. U cam? Wnt to fuck that hot lil cunt and mk u screem." has stripped away any shred of self-respect I might have had.
Thank you also for reminding me that because I post on an adult oriented message board I am clearly a whore and therefore must be open to the idea of divulging my sexual history to some faceless bunch of pixels on the other end of a monitor. I have no need for conversation or familiarity to open myself up to you literally or figuratively and yes I do love it when a person I have never even seen offers to "pump me so full of cum" my womanly parts will "look as if they've been painted white. "
I do appreciate the offers to eat me, fuck me, suck me, and "hit that shit all night long" which you have extended and you sending them to me repeatedly only serves to make me want you even more. I only hope that I have been able to provide you with as much entertainment as you've given me in our little exchanges and can't help but imagine what an absolute catch you'd have to be were our paths ever to cross in real life. I'm sure you'd walk right up to me, whip out your "throbbing, rock hard cock" and show me what a man you were. *swooon*
Sincerely,
The Sarcastic Bitch behind the Avatar
I balked at doing it for a bit, but I'd just finally had enough.
guys who have a brain in the big head as well as the little one. 
