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Dear Random PM sender...

noisymother said:
I agree actually - this is a porn site - you're bound to get idiots trying it on . . .
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Oh I expect a certain amount of it and the PM itself doesn't bother me so much as the absolute well...stupidity of them!:rolleyes:
I'm not offended if I get a PM that says someone was turned on by my post and is interested in knowing/hearing more or wants me to know it was "inspiring". I just get irritated by the neanderthal ones and this past week there have been many!
 
his_lil_secret said:
Dontcha just wanna say WTF sometimes? Man or woman you have to wonder if those kind of come-ons really worked on someone and that's why they use them or if they're just that clueless?
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That's what i often pm them back and ask...

...just what is it about my posts that leads you to believe that I have invited your sharing of your fantasy of fucking your "mommy"?

I never used to get them but have been closer to "ignore" recently than ever

And I know it's a porn board and i'm hanging my boobies out on it but you really want to enter into that conversation and tell me "not to sweat it honey it's all just fantasy" when you have all of what? 25 posts to your name?

I so hate closing my pm box because some of my best friendships on here have come from a random pm

Ok rant over-normal smiley service will be resumed:D
 
janeyl said:
That's what i often pm them back and ask...

...just what is it about my posts that leads you to believe that I have invited your sharing of your fantasy of fucking your "mommy"?

I never used to get them but have been closer to "ignore" recently than ever

And I know it's a porn board and i'm hanging my boobies out on it but you really want to enter into that conversation and tell me "not to sweat it honey it's all just fantasy" when you have all of what? 25 posts to your name?

I so hate closing my pm box because some of my best friendships on here have come from a random pm

Ok rant over-normal smiley service will be resumed:D
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:D....tis ok janeyl....I totally understand. :)
 
janeyl said:
That's what i often pm them back and ask...

...just what is it about my posts that leads you to believe that I have invited your sharing of your fantasy of fucking your "mommy"?

I never used to get them but have been closer to "ignore" recently than ever

And I know it's a porn board and i'm hanging my boobies out on it but you really want to enter into that conversation and tell me "not to sweat it honey it's all just fantasy" when you have all of what? 25 posts to your name?

I so hate closing my pm box because some of my best friendships on here have come from a random pm

Ok rant over-normal smiley service will be resumed:D
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Any chance you wanna if she doesnt then?:kiss:
 
his_lil_secret said:
I know there have been threads like this in the past but I feel the need to resurrect the idea based on the last few days.
I say use this space to post your gripe/honest/snarky responses to those people with 2 whole posts to their SN who decide after a particularly interesting or salacious post on your part to PM you with all manner of requests, demands, and questions they'd never ask of someone they'd just met in real life.
Some folks are great and lots of fun to talk to. Some at least try to have some sort of conversation before trying to cyber or cam request. And then there are the gems like the few I've had recently who couldn't be able to get the time of day at a watch convention!
So here goes my snarky letter:
Dear Random PM sender,
Let me begin by thanking you for your kind words regarding my post/picture/profile/avatar(__________ insert item of choice here). Not only are your keen powers of observation astounding, but your witty way with words has obviously swept me off my feet. Who else could put two and two together and guess that after posting on sex oriented thread I might occassionally indulge in the act myself. Under any other circumstances I would balk at the idea of masturbating myself on camera with a random stranger, but your clever opening line of "Ur posts r getting my cock hrd. U cam? Wnt to fuck that hot lil cunt and mk u screem." has stripped away any shred of self-respect I might have had.
Thank you also for reminding me that because I post on an adult oriented message board I am clearly a whore and therefore must be open to the idea of divulging my sexual history to some faceless bunch of pixels on the other end of a monitor. I have no need for conversation or familiarity to open myself up to you literally or figuratively and yes I do love it when a person I have never even seen offers to "pump me so full of cum" my womanly parts will "look as if they've been painted white. "
I do appreciate the offers to eat me, fuck me, suck me, and "hit that shit all night long" which you have extended and you sending them to me repeatedly only serves to make me want you even more. I only hope that I have been able to provide you with as much entertainment as you've given me in our little exchanges and can't help but imagine what an absolute catch you'd have to be were our paths ever to cross in real life. I'm sure you'd walk right up to me, whip out your "throbbing, rock hard cock" and show me what a man you were. *swooon*
Sincerely,
The Sarcastic Bitch behind the Avatar :kiss:
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Very funny. A lot of men are pigs, but in a weird way it's okay for the rest of us guys because they make us stand out :)

The sad part is that I, a totally straight, female-loving heterosexual man... have received "my cock is hard don't you want to..." PMs... and I'm thinking... :eek:... WTF... am I part of some mass market PM, sending to 1000 people hoping for a response.
 
I haven't posted much, cretainly more of a lurker, but I wanted to chime in, i frequently deal with pms, chatters that start off seeming fine, then just launch into a line of what they are doing, what i'm doing, tough to get a word in edgewise....so if you want to tell me everything about both of us in a fantasy, just write a story and post it already
 
Eager2TRYRU said:
Very funny. A lot of men are pigs, but in a weird way it's okay for the rest of us guys because they make us stand out :)

The sad part is that I, a totally straight, female-loving heterosexual man... have received "my cock is hard don't you want to..." PMs... and I'm thinking... :eek:... WTF... am I part of some mass market PM, sending to 1000 people hoping for a response.
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You know I never thought of that! The whole blanket PM idea would explain alot.
You're right about it making the good ones stand out though.
 
I may be dating myself here ...

(And why not: no one else will date me! ;-) )

... but does anyone remember Bianca's Slut Shack, an old and now defunct chat site?

The all-time funniest chat-killer -- and I hope this was made up by someone as a joke rather than something that was posted in earnest, but you never know -- was making its rounds there at one time. It went basically like this:

"I kike in the door and camed in your face!"

STILL makes me laugh!
 
noisymother said:
I agree actually - this is a porn site - you're bound to get idiots trying it on . . .
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IsabellaKing said:
Hey, Noisy.

I'm glad I'm not standing alone here. :D
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Nah, you're definitely not alone in that sentiment. I get the occasional pm but find it far easier to just hit the delete key and laugh. I find them humorous and usually will call the husband over to see and we have a little grin.
 
If you ask me Lit should be renamed to something else. I think when people come here they get the wrong impression usually leave if they don't get what they are looking for which is SEX. Of course Erotica and Porn are two different things but the outlook of this site gives off the wrong vibe some men are pigs......sadly I use to be like that in my teenager years but now I've come to get past just wanting sex and getting to know people and just talking. Apparently women on here getting PMs they don't want so why not just turn the PM feature off or something just a thought for the mods of this site.
 
ZipBlockBloodie said:
If you ask me Lit should be renamed to something else. I think when people come here they get the wrong impression usually leave if they don't get what they are looking for which is SEX. Of course Erotica and Porn are two different things but the outlook of this site gives off the wrong vibe some men are pigs......sadly I use to be like that in my teenager years but now I've come to get past just wanting sex and getting to know people and just talking. Apparently women on here getting PMs they don't want so why not just turn the PM feature off or something just a thought for the mods of this site.
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This is great advice for those that find them offensive. I like the comedic value too much, though. :D
 
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