Dear Clowns

[DehviantGirl]

Dear Clowns,

I have an itch I can't scratch.

DG

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I have an itch I can't scratch.

DG

Dear itchy,

Baby powder. Works every time. Wait I could always scratch that itch. Hmmmmm where exactly is this itch?

 

[christy1989]

Did I miss it? Did you expose yourself? I wanna see!!!

 

[jake34]

You finally have a female throwing herself at you and you are so full of yourself ou can't see past your own nose.

Since you are so willing to expose me to everyone else try exposing me to me first please? I like a good mystery as much as the next person.

I think too much World of Warcraft and mountain dew has not only made your teeth look like piss receptacles but it has turned your brain into mush.

So if you aren't in here to chase skirt and you aren't here to make friends what exactly is your purpose? No one yahoo chats that much anymore so the kid touching has to be at an all time low for you. Your picture is featured on Walmart walls, the back of milk cartons, and coupon fliers. I know you have to turn your porch light off every Halloween and if you don't check yes on every application the 3rd strike will have you ending up on Nancy Grace.

Wait don't answer the above question I already know it. I just wish you would pull your pants up prior to posting about me. Crusher is one thing baby bird in a neat is totally different.

Chirp chirp.

A female throwing herself at me, huh? Forgive me for not getting my Depends a little wet.

I cannot even try to expose you, Heathcliff. Because you already have so many friends on here and I already have so many enemies. All you say will be orgasmed over and all I say will always be dismissed. See, that is the trouble around these parts. Too much judging and too many cliques. So people just stick with their own no matter what the truth may be or what is right.

I drink ginger ale you fucking clown. You continue to assume again and again. This is just proving my point even more. And video games are man made prisons. Almost as bad as marraige.

I have already said what my business is here now. It is to finish taking out all of the god damn fucking trash. Even as stinky and prolific as it is, all of it needs to just disappear. Or at least not be so stinky.

Nancy Grace is a fine looking woman who almost won Dancing With The Stars. If the poor woman had a fucking partner who actually spoke English, she may have actually won the whole damn thing. You keep Nancy Grace out of this and leave the low ass comments to ANOTHER Grace. One who is much more closer to you.

I guess I will just go back to my NEST now.

 

[DehviantGirl]

Dear itchy,

Baby powder. Works every time. Wait I could always scratch that itch. Hmmmmm where exactly is this itch?

Right between...

But ya say, "baby powder", huh?

DG

 

[IhateClowns]

A female throwing herself at me, huh? Forgive me for not getting my Depends a little wet.

I cannot even try to expose you, Heathcliff. Because you already have so many friends on here and I already have so many enemies. All you say will be orgasmed over and all I say will always be dismissed. See, that is the trouble around these parts. Too much judging and too many cliques. So people just stick with their own no matter what the truth may be or what is right.

I drink ginger ale you fucking clown. You continue to assume again and again. This is just proving my point even more. And video games are man made prisons. Almost as bad as marraige.

I have already said what my business is here now. It is to finish taking out all of the god damn fucking trash. Even as stinky and prolific as it is, all of it needs to just disappear. Or at least not be so stinky.

Nancy Grace is a fine looking woman who almost won Dancing With The Stars. If the poor woman had a fucking partner who actually spoke English, she may have actually won the whole damn thing. You keep Nancy Grace out of this and leave the low ass comments to ANOTHER Grace. One who is much more closer to you.

I guess I will just go back to my NEST now.

Nancy grace's nipple popping out was the greatest moment in TV since, well ever.

Ginger ale is great for when I have gas. You drinking it consistently just clarified everything for me.

 

[jake34]

Did I miss it? Did you expose yourself? I wanna see!!!

Well.

Look who joined the party.

 

[jake34]

Right between...

But ya say, "baby powder", huh?

DG

You know that this clown has SYPHILLIS, right?

Oh, sorry.

That was pretty assuming.

That must have been PHYLLIS.

The woman he was just with last night.

Oh yeah.

He also had some WINE earlier.

With another GIRL.

 

[DehviantGirl]

You know that this clown has SYPHILLIS, right?

Oh, sorry.

That was pretty assuming.

That must have been PHYLLIS.

The woman he was just with last night.

Oh yeah.

He also had some WINE earlier.

With another GIRL.

Dude.

 

[IhateClowns]

You know that this clown has SYPHILLIS, right?

Oh, sorry.

That was pretty assuming.

That must have been PHYLLIS.

The woman he was just with last night.

Oh yeah.

He also had some WINE earlier.

With another GIRL.

You drink that ginger ale pinkie up don't you big boy.

 

[jake34]

Nancy grace's nipple popping out was the greatest moment in TV since, well ever.

Ginger ale is great for when I have gas. You drinking it consistently just clarified everything for me.

Like I said.

You leave Mrs. Grace alone and out of this.

She makes a fucking LIVING exposing god damn FRAUDS like you.

Amazing how women want you to keep scratching all their itches.

With you talking about SEXY things like GAS and all.

That just clarified it all for me.

This place and all the women here SUCK.

Literally.

 

[jake34]

Dude.

Dudette.

 

[IhateClowns]

Like I said.

You leave Mrs. Grace alone and out of this.

She makes a fucking LIVING exposing god damn FRAUDS like you.

Amazing how women want you to keep scratching all their itches.

With you talking about SEXY things like GAS and all.

That just clarified it all for me.

This place and all the women here SUCK.

Literally.

Come on seriously. Pinkie up right?

 

[jake34]

You drink that ginger ale pinkie up don't you big boy.

Oh hell yeah.

On the ROCKS, fucker.

Not Shirley Temple style like you, Bubbles.

 

[IhateClowns]

Oh hell yeah.

On the ROCKS, fucker.

Not Shirley Temple style like you, Bubbles.

Ginger ale on the rocks with pinkie pointing to the sky? All while wearing depends. You are just missing a couple of teeth an you could bring The Far Side out of retirement. I bet you have quality programming like 16 and pregnant on the TV. Sipping your ginger ale while your German army help presses against your soiled diaper. I get it man. I do. Sip away. Pinkie to the sky brother. Pinkie to the sky

 

[JakesAss34]

You drink that ginger ale pinkie up don't you big boy.

Boy, yes. Big, no. Jake you are trying my patience. Here ya got girls all around thanks to the cute clownie one and what do you do? You go and screw that up. Jake you are a lot like a screen door on a submarine sometimes. I am going to name this margarita after you. cheers. Not sure if I have enough mix left in the pitcher to keep this going tonite. I will hold out as long as my rita's do.

 

[jake34]

Ginger ale on the rocks with pinkie pointing to the sky? All while wearing depends. You are just missing a couple of teeth an you could bring The Far Side out of retirement. I bet you have quality programming like 16 and pregnant on the TV. Sipping your ginger ale while your German army help presses against your soiled diaper. I get it man. I do. Sip away. Pinkie to the sky brother. Pinkie to the sky

Ginger ale on the rocks is right, pretty boy. I already have admitted to wearing an adult diaper, dumbass. Man. And you call ME out for repeating things!

I lost my pinky back in 1925. Way before your sorry ass was even born.

You know what is the most funny about ALL of this, Garfield? You all think that I am a troll and that I have nothing else to do then to post on here all day long. You all JUDGE me and CONDEMN me. Yet YOU have been replying to me on here for HOURS now. So goes to show you I guess.

You THINK that you are above me and your stupid FRIENDS may think that you are just all that and have it going on.

Yet you are really NO BETTER than I am, are you, Bozo?

Put THAT in your glass and drink it, bitch!

 

[JakesAss34]

Like I said.

You leave Mrs. Grace alone and out of this.

She makes a fucking LIVING exposing god damn FRAUDS like you.

Amazing how women want you to keep scratching all their itches.

With you talking about SEXY things like GAS and all.

That just clarified it all for me.

This place and all the women here SUCK.

Literally.

Jake, do you have a crush on Mrs Grace? You can tell me Jake. We are connected after all.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

 

[jake34]

Jake, do you have a crush on Mrs Grace? You can tell me Jake. We are connected after all.

Yes.

I admit it.

I have a crush on Grace.

On MRS. NANCY GRACE.

 

[jake34]

Kind of looks like one from Cowslinger's clan.

 

[JakesAss34]

Yes.

I admit it.

I have a crush on Grace.

On MRS. NANCY GRACE.

JAKE!!! Are you trying to make me ill? Listen buddy you won't like it when I get ill. All the hotties around here and you gotta be fixated on Nancy Grace? *shakes head.....I mean ass* I just don't get it.

 

[IhateClowns]

No one I arguing but thanks for pointing it out

 

[IhateClowns]

Ginger ale on the rocks is right, pretty boy. I already have admitted to wearing an adult diaper, dumbass. Man. And you call ME out for repeating things!

I lost my pinky back in 1925. Way before your sorry ass was even born.

You know what is the most funny about ALL of this, Garfield? You all think that I am a troll and that I have nothing else to do then to post on here all day long. You all JUDGE me and CONDEMN me. Yet YOU have been replying to me on here for HOURS now. So goes to show you I guess.

You THINK that you are above me and your stupid FRIENDS may think that you are just all that and have it going on.

Yet you are really NO BETTER than I am, are you, Bozo?

Put THAT in your glass and drink it, bitch!

Last post because I made it home but pay attention you dummy. You obviously can read. The only reason I kept posting with you is because I drove over for 7 hours straight. I made that abundantly clear. Now it is one thing I post after me here. I dont mind it but if you continue to follow me around then I will report you for harassment. I know you don't give a shit whether I do or not because that is your M.O. But unlike everyone else around here I have played along.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Truth But umm is that the long horn mascot
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http://a2.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/031/Purple/c3/71/37/mzl.wlpujefu.175x175-75.jpg

...I guess I'll head over to the spanking thread after that smartass reply (no pun intended anywhere)