Dear Clowns

[IhateClowns]

Dear IHC,

I am sleeping on a couch surrounded by animals. Two cats and a large labrador retriever.

How would you recommend I convince them I am not, in fact, the second coming of Noah?

Looking forward to some ideas.

Best,

MYW

Dear Animal Planet,

I would start marking your territory. Start with the corners of the couch. Just pop a squat and sprinkle some tinkle. Now take it easy though because with that many animals you have to mark quite a few thinks. So just like you are going out for a night on the town and need some perfume you just want to do a little spritz.

Now please be aware that if when you do this make sure there is no ne home. Last thing you need is to be barged in on while you are straddling the sofa arm, while twitching furiously as you try and pinch one off. It is an uncomfortable feeling for both parties.

Good luck

 

[IhateClowns]

Did I miss it? Did you expose yourself? I wanna see!!!

Dear wanna see,

No truly you don't

Nothing to see here move along

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

He's not the first, big fella. I think Ryan was first!

Dear reminder,

Yes he was wasn't he? Good guy he is missed around here for sure

 

[85Ironman]

My God, Man! What did you do to warrant all of that nonsense, anyway?

 

[IhateClowns]

My God, Man! What did you do to warrant all of that nonsense, anyway?

LOL...I had that silly vanity thread up. I created it just to piss a few people off and make fun of a few others.

He posted on it. I think looking back he might have been trying to be sarcastic or funny, but it came across different to me. Couple that with some close friends on here both guy and girl that have told me things that have been said to them I just decided that was as good a point as any to end the thread.

Yesterday I was driving home for 7 hours. It is the reason I continued the whole thing going because it helped pass the time. I realized that it was getting out of control when I was being followed to other threads.

Granted it is free speech and a free world but like I mentioned I had no problem bantering with him here. In a single thread. I am just not going to subject everyone else to the nonsense so that I why I got upset when I was being followed.

Anyway, it was fun. Got a ton of PM's from both men and women saying how funny it was and they wish they could jump in but they didn't want to get attacked themselves.

Bottomline is that it is EVERYONE elses fault. There is NO sense of ownership.

I will get shit on for this post by him soon enough but that is the reason for the hijinks and nonsense of yesterday

 

[85Ironman]

LOL...I had that silly vanity thread up. I created it just to piss a few people off and make fun of a few others.

He posted on it. I think looking back he might have been trying to be sarcastic or funny, but it came across different to me. Couple that with some close friends on here both guy and girl that have told me things that have been said to them I just decided that was as good a point as any to end the thread.

Yesterday I was driving home for 7 hours. It is the reason I continued the whole thing going because it helped pass the time. I realized that it was getting out of control when I was being followed to other threads.

Granted it is free speech and a free world but like I mentioned I had no problem bantering with him here. In a single thread. I am just not going to subject everyone else to the nonsense so that I why I got upset when I was being followed.

Anyway, it was fun. Got a ton of PM's from both men and women saying how funny it was and they wish they could jump in but they didn't want to get attacked themselves.

Bottomline is that it is EVERYONE elses fault. There is NO sense of ownership.

I will get shit on for this post by him soon enough but that is the reason for the hijinks and nonsense of yesterday

For the record, your vanity post WAS pretty damned funny.

And also for the record, you're one of the most stand-up guys on this site. Glad you were able to keep a sense of humor and perspective on the whole thing.

 

[IhateClowns]

For the record, your vanity post WAS pretty damned funny.

And also for the record, you're one of the most stand-up guys on this site. Glad you were able to keep a sense of humor and perspective on the whole thing.

Thanks for both. Much appreciated Bro. It is what it is. Hopefully it is done for now

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Clowns,

I am thinking it's time to bang my head against a wall. *sigh*

Good idea? Bad idea?


RedHairedandFriendly

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Clowns......
If a story receives an anonymous comment should the author of the story leave the anonymous comment up even though the person that commented refuses to own the comment by leaving it anonymously??????

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I am thinking it's time to bang my head against a wall. *sigh*

Good idea? Bad idea?


RedHairedandFriendly

Dear head banger,

Really depends on what music you are listening to. If ou have Elton John blaring then I wouldn't do it. Doesn't make any sense really.

Now if your are throwing down some heavy metal then bang away.

I think a better question is what are you getting out of banging your head? Seems that would cause a major headache to me. Also will cause bumps and bruises causing people to dare and you and your man while strolling through the produce section at Walmart. Everyone thinking he beats you and wondering why you are sticking with him.

I would suggest not banging your head. Maybe just do a fist pump in the air like the end of The Breakfast Club. It will release stress an make you feel like you jut landed Molly Ringwold in her hay-day

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear Clowns

Thanks for the advice - pointed at it and laughed and it just grew bigger and threw up at me


BTW where's your vanity thread ?

 

[boredVAwife]

Dear Clowns:
Do you think someone with a thread would accept a sincere apology from someone that kinda sorta (tho had good intentions) hijacked his thread briefly? I mean maybe she was actually trying to focus on another hijacker but might have contributed to the problem. This "ass" is sorry.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns......
If a story receives an anonymous comment should the author of the story leave the anonymous comment up even though the person that commented refuses to own the comment by leaving it anonymously??????

Dear tongue twisted questioner,

Anyone willing to leave anonymous messages or posts whether it is as anonymous or as an alt should have no power over you or anyone else here. If thu are being derogatory or hurtful then delete it and ignore them.

It takes serious guts to put yourself out there on here. Whether it is with a picture thread or in stories, each is personal and makes you vulnerable. Now if the commenter is legit. Doesn't hide whims their alt or anonymity then you just have to suck it up and leave it up there. At least those folks have the balls to do it without hiding behind their computer screens.

Oh and your stories are hot an well written. Don't let them get to you.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns

Thanks for the advice - pointed at it and laughed and it just grew bigger and threw up at me


BTW where's your vanity thread ?

I took it down. It served its purpose

I I grew with you pointing an laughin at I then that person is used to ridicule and all you can do is ignore them or wear eye patches over both eyes.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear Animal Planet,

I would start marking your territory. Start with the corners of the couch. Just pop a squat and sprinkle some tinkle. Now take it easy though because with that many animals you have to mark quite a few thinks. So just like you are going out for a night on the town and need some perfume you just want to do a little spritz.

Now please be aware that if when you do this make sure there is no ne home. Last thing you need is to be barged in on while you are straddling the sofa arm, while twitching furiously as you try and pinch one off. It is an uncomfortable feeling for both parties.

Good luck

Dear Clowns,

Remind me never to sit on your couch.

Love

MYW

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns:
Do you think someone with a thread would accept a sincere apology from someone that kinda sorta (tho had good intentions) hijacked his thread briefly? I mean maybe she was actually trying to focus on another hijacker but might have contributed to the problem. This "ass" is sorry.

Dear apologetic,

No apology necessary here. I instigated it an kept it going.
You didn't do anything different that a handful of other folks didn't do as well including myself.

So all is good .

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

Remind me never to sit on your couch.

Love

MYW

Dear memory like an elephants,

My animals don't climb all over me. I must have a urine repellent built in to me.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear IHC

In light of your recent vanity thread, I would like to know what makes you better than anyone else here, when clearly I am the most narcissistic and excellent person here. And anywhere, for that matter.

Don't make me come after you. So to speak.

Rosie I-Love-Myself Fox

 

[vixenmalori2218]

Back to our regularly scheduled programming

Please

Hello Clowns

Long time listener, first-time poster

I would like to hear more about S&BJ day
Please

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Clowns,

I am in the midst of selling a car. So, I'm getting it all gussied up in order to attract potential buyers. But now it looks so good that I don't want to sell it. What should I do????

Junior Samples

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear IHC

In light of your recent vanity thread, I would like to know what makes you better than anyone else here, when clearly I am the most narcissistic and excellent person here. And anywhere, for that matter.

Don't make me come after you. So to speak.

Rosie I-Love-Myself Fox

Dear coming after my crown,

If you ask me I will tell you. Well you asked so I will you. It is because of the countless PM'S I receive. The adoration I feel every time I look in the mirror. How misty my eyes get when I see my reflection in the stove especially when I am dicing onions. I really get weepy over myself.

I think what tops it off is the way I touch myself. I am so romantic. I take my time with myself. I stare, caress, and take in all that I have and am. I love and appreciate everything about myself.

I am not sure I can finish answering this question. I am getting so aroused talking about myself that I am having trouble balancing the lap top on my lap. I think I need a moment alone

Excuse me.

 

[IhateClowns]

Hello Clowns

Long time listener, first-time poster

I would like to hear more about S&BJ day
Please

This is the greatest holiday ever. It is simple. Unlike valentines day where you spend all day trying to figure out if her saying "I don't need anything for Valentine's Day because we don't need a day to define our love" means respect her wishes and don't get a gift or once again put on your Captain Crunch decoder ring and decipher that you better not come home empty handed.

You see us fellas have made it as easy as possible for you. Our two things in the world combined into one glorious day. Blowjobs and some meat. There are no hidden meanings. No hidden agenda. We just want a nicely cooked steak and our significant others mouth on our manhood.

March 14th is the greatest day in the world.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I am in the midst of selling a car. So, I'm getting it all gussied up in order to attract potential buyers. But now it looks so good that I don't want to sell it. What should I do????

Junior Samples

Dear cleanliness is next to godliness,

I have been trying to sell my truck for quite a while. My take is to get it sold ASAP. I am assuming if you have the shiny car and a bag full of dull cash you are still going to choose the dull cash just about every time. That is why they always give the contestants on game shows who win a car to take the optional cash prize instead. 99% are going to take the cash. Don't be a 1 percenter.

 

[vixenmalori2218]

This is the greatest holiday ever. It is simple. Unlike valentines day where you spend all day trying to figure out if her saying "I don't need anything for Valentine's Day because we don't need a day to define our love" means respect her wishes and don't get a gift or once again put on your Captain Crunch decoder ring and decipher that you better not come home empty handed.

You see us fellas have made it as easy as possible for you. Our two things in the world combined into one glorious day. Blowjobs and some meat. There are no hidden meanings. No hidden agenda. We just want a nicely cooked steak and our significant others mouth on our manhood.

March 14th is the greatest day in the world.

That honestly sounds like every Friday of my past relationship. Add in a six pack of Shiner and that was my ex's weekend kickoff...

 

[IhateClowns]

That honestly sounds like every Friday of my past relationship. Add in a six pack of Shiner and that was my ex's weekend kickoff...

The alcohol is purely optional. I could also say every day is like Valentines day around here yet I still better bring something home or else I would never hear the end of it.

Every weekend huh? You guys must never have uttered those famous words:

I DO