Dear Clowns

[jake34]

Last post because I made it home but pay attention you dummy. You obviously can read. The only reason I kept posting with you is because I drove over for 7 hours straight. I made that abundantly clear. Now it is one thing I post after me here. I dont mind it but if you continue to follow me around then I will report you for harassment. I know you don't give a shit whether I do or not because that is your M.O. But unlike everyone else around here I have played along.

Oh boy.

Lookie what we have here.

Just look at Puss-in-Boots turning all Cujo on me!

I can read just fine asshole.

I am not the one who graduated from the University of Texas.

Report me for harassment!?

Are you fucking serious, Sherlock?

Last time I checked, this cute lil' red thing (Lorilei) told me that threatening someone is not allowed in these parts.

Go on and TRY to do that!

Get me kicked off of here for free speech.

This should be a hoot.

And then I will report all of YOUR stupid friends and internet sluts for harassing me about having sex with my dead parents.

Then Mr. Bubbles will have no one to clown around with.

And then you might have to start trying to impress other posters with all of your abundant charms.

Or lies.

Whichever way you want to look at it.

 

[jake34]

Truth But umm is that the long horn mascot
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http://a2.mzstatic.com/us/r1000/031/Purple/c3/71/37/mzl.wlpujefu.175x175-75.jpg

...I guess I'll head over to the spanking thread after that smartass reply (no pun intended anywhere)

Now that was pretty funny, SD!

I wish that we could park the good ol' Sooner Schooner right outside of IHC's door!

Then he'd really piss his panties!

After drinking all of that soothing ginger ale.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Now that was pretty funny, SD!

It was just an attempt to lighten the mood - it wasn't in any way meant to insult IHC. I've met him, and he's an amazing friendly guy.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Dear IHC,

I am sleeping on a couch surrounded by animals. Two cats and a large labrador retriever.

How would you recommend I convince them I am not, in fact, the second coming of Noah?

Looking forward to some ideas.

Best,

MYW

 

[jake34]

It was just an attempt to lighten the mood - it wasn't in any way meant to insult IHC. I've met him, and he's an amazing friendly guy.

Has a pretty funny way of showing it then.

Maybe he was 'amazingly friendly' to you because in an amazingly subtle and secretive sort of way, he really wants to get down and nasty with you.

Or maybe he just is selectively friendly to women or something.

And to others who agree with him and who kiss his ass and who see just how amazing he is.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Jake....you don't seem to take advice for very long, I see.

 

[jake34]

Jake....you don't seem to take advice for very long, I see.

Not stupid advice, no.

Not advice from a place nor people that I do not respect.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Not stupid advice, no.

Not advice from a place nor people that I do not respect.

ummm my advice is not stupid. or at least it wasn't then.


oh well.

 

[jake34]

ummm my advice is not stupid. or at least it wasn't then.


oh well.

Why are you trying to start shit with me?

I am not even attacking you.

 

[JakesAss34]

Jake....you don't seem to take advice for very long, I see.

....

 

[JakesAss34]

Why are you trying to start shit with me?

I am not even attacking you.

Silly Jake.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Clowns,

I am back again, pardon my interruption. This shouldn't take long.

When drinking and posting on Lit., I often make spelling mistakes. As a writer I strive to not show these "oops" and spend a lot of time correcting my grammar and punctuation.

Is it worth it? Or should I just allow my fingers to do the talking for my inebriated state? (Holy crap I spelled inebriated right the first time - but not the second, thank goodness for the spell check on Mozilla).

Thanks,

RedHairedandFriendly (3 searches)

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Has a pretty funny way of showing it then.

Maybe he was 'amazingly friendly' to you because in an amazingly subtle and secretive sort of way, he really wants to get down and nasty with you.

Or maybe he just is selectively friendly to women or something.

And to others who agree with him and who kiss his ass and who see just how amazing he is.

Jake - you are now doing what you've been upset about. You're judging him w/o knowing him.

 

[jake34]

Jake - you are now doing what you've been upset about. You're judging him w/o knowing him.

Well again, while in Rome.

I did not mean any of that was true.

All I said is that I had a hunch.

Much different then people who are rude enough to do so much more than just have a hunch.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Clowns,

I apologized for walking in on your thread again. I am finising up a drink and I have decided to ask you if I should just finish the last shot in the bottle, or pitch it,. It is a nasty ass drink, also I have decided to give you a samle of my writing when Idon't corredt my spelling when I am drinking that way you would have a better exapmle to choose from in regards to my previous request for advice on whether to recroredt <<< that is correct my spelling.

My question this time is to finish my nasty bottle of vodkla mix or not? It is awruf, but there is only a wee bit left, you're advice is appreciated in this matter.

Thanks
Redhairedandfriendly 4 serahes in.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Why are you trying to start shit with me?

I am not even attacking you.

actually...I'm not...but you're so defensive already..sorry.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Yeah no kidding. I have been giving him advice -WASH ME- for awhile now and getting nowhere.

no clue who the hell you are.......but I'm pretty sure the advice that was given him a while back by me...is no where as idiotic as the advice as you're giving him.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Well again, while in Rome.

I did not mean any of that was true.

All I said is that I had a hunch.

Much different then people who are rude enough to do so much more than just have a hunch.

Jake I'm sure it's not your intention, but given how you phrased the comment at best you were speculating that IHC had ulterior motives when he met me, and at worst it comes off as tho you're judging his motives.

I do have to say I'm not understanding what started the issue between you & IHC b/c from what I can tell based on the history of your posts in this thread, he only replied to your posts after you began posting, and that's based on what I/anyone else can readily observe.

 

[jake34]

Jake I'm sure it's not your intention, but given how you phrased the comment at best you were speculating that IHC had ulterior motives when he met me, and at worst it comes off as tho you're judging his motives.

I do have to say I'm not understanding what started the issue between you & IHC b/c from what I can tell based on the history of your posts in this thread, he only replied to your posts after you began posting, and that's based on what I/anyone else can readily observe.

Never have even interacted with the dude until this week.

I tried to make a joke with him about his thread.

About vanity and how stupid it is.

He mistook it as an attack and got his friends and self to start shit with me.

Not my fault.

So as usual, I have had to be on the defensive.

 

[jake34]

no clue who the hell you are.......but I'm pretty sure the advice that was given him a while back by me...is no where as idiotic as the advice as you're giving him.

Your advice was much better and much more pleasant.

This is just some dumbass who wants me to leave.

Someone trying to get back at me.

So he/she tries to post after everything that I do to piss me off.

And calls himself/herself as he does as a play on trying to make me look like an idiot.

Which I can do just fine all by myself.

 

[la_svengali]

holy cats, that's some prime schtick.

troll's got a point though: texas does suck. boomer sooner!

 

[IhateClowns]

holy cats, that's some prime schtick.

troll's got a point though: texas does suck. boomer sooner!

I hear it all day every day. As a vast majority of this board knows I am married to a Sooner. Lol so no biggie

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear Clowns,
What do I do to someone who keeps on trying to show me his dick ?

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,
What do I do to someone who keeps on trying to show me his dick ?

Dear eye being poked,

Point and laugh when he does. You will never have to worry again.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

I am back again, pardon my interruption. This shouldn't take long.

When drinking and posting on Lit., I often make spelling mistakes. As a writer I strive to not show these "oops" and spend a lot of time correcting my grammar and punctuation.

Is it worth it? Or should I just allow my fingers to do the talking for my inebriated state? (Holy crap I spelled inebriated right the first time - but not the second, thank goodness for the spell check on Mozilla).

Thanks,

RedHairedandFriendly (3 searches)

Dear auto correct,

I just say let them fly. It is what I do. I think it adds to the charm around here. If not then I am fucked because my typing is horrendous. Of course when they are one of your fabulous stories then yeah it is best to spell check and make sure all grammar is correct and accounted for.

If you are commenting on an AV or what is crossing your mind or any of that trivial bs then I would just let them fly and people can deciphyr however they see fit.

My typing as stated above is brutal. Just about every one of my posts has that little tattle tell "last edited by" script down at the bottom of it.