Dear Clowns

[JakesAss34]

Keep drinking, Toots.

The bottle is only a SHORT TERM solution.

And by the way.

Just because you drink so much vino that you actually SMELL like it does NOT change or hide the fact that YOU have not showered in weeks either.

Guess you could say that everything is really not cumming up roses, is it?

speaking of not showering in weeks.......ummmm.......we (us body parts) could go for a bit of soap and water ourselves there stinky. 23 hours a day of chair sitting is hard yanno.

 

[JakesAss34]

You're brilliant: The tagline for my new screenplay:

"Ass within an ass within an ass. Inception 2. "

Think we can get Leonardo DiCaprio to sign on? I smell box office success.

Oh wait, no. That's just Jake's box I smell. You're right - he really should take a shower.

uuuuhhhh winegirl I WISH I could smell what you smell. See, down here in his (mom's) basement, Ol' Jake doesn't leave his trusty computer too often so some of us don't get proper hygeine if ya know what I mean, so I am glad I don't have a nose. IF Jake's nose could type, whew, it would be on then.

 

[jake34]

Lick the kitty? Really? Lick the kitty? You are a cutie patootie Jakey. Lick the kitty is some funny stuff.

My guess is if you ask a woman I I can lick your kitty the answer after they point and giggle at you is going to me no. Do you call their clit the little man in the boat? Do you ask if you can touch their bazoongas?

Mmmmm baby you are so hot. I like you so much. I think I am going to lick your kitty now. That little man in the boat is winking at me. Mmmmm yes yes I love the way your melons bounce as I lick your kitty.

No wonder you are so well liked by women. I am going to give it a shot. I am going to hound every woman on here and beg them to let me lock their kitty while watching Captain Kangaroo. I figure to be slapped 99 times out of 100 but damn if that 1 woman isn't going to be in the time of her life as I lick her kitty

Lick the kitty is how us MEN say it, Gilligan.

I am not sure exactly what you refer to next but I think you are talking about a woman's thing a ma jig. And I call the things up top boobies.

And stop trying to talk all sexy, Papa Smurf. The slut already likes you because of your charming and sweet self.

You go on and LOCK all the kitty that you want.

Doesn't change the fact that you stil bring WEAK ass shit to the table.

Better eat some more of that spinach, Popeye.

While watching all your cartoons and all.

 

[JakesAss34]

JAKE!!! I do wish you'd start going after the kitties a bit more often before some DUDE thinks you want something shoved in ME. You don't.....really.....do ya? Jake? C'mon buddy.

 

[IhateClowns]

Lick the kitty is how us MEN say it, Gilligan.

I am not sure exactly what you refer to next but I think you are talking about a woman's thing a ma jig. And I call the things up top boobies.

And stop trying to talk all sexy, Papa Smurf. The slut already likes you because of your charming and sweet self.

You go on and LOCK all the kitty that you want.

Doesn't change the fact that you stil bring WEAK ass shit to the table.

Better eat some more of that spinach, Popeye.

While watching all your cartoons and all.

Huh??

 

[jake34]

Tigger. Another kids reference. My guess is you don't have an AV because I would see you posted on the wall at Walmart. You can't even make eye contact with the greeters there can you? Wow you really are alone. What are ou going to do with all of that extra Zima you can't use to bribe them with now?

You're such an asshole.

First of all Fozzie, I shop at Target.

I don't associate with fuckers who are stupid and pompous enough to shop at a Republican owned store where the women make less than men for doing the same job.

A Bush ain't goin' to the White House this year, Big Bird.

Now get the fuck over it.

 

[IhateClowns]

You're such an asshole.

First of all Fozzie, I shop at Target.

I don't associate with fuckers who are stupid and pompous enough to shop at a Republican owned store where the women make less than men for doing the same job.

A Bush ain't goin' to the White House this year, Big Bird.

Now get the fuck over it.

Please have a seat. Would you like a cookie? So what are you doing here? Oh just checkin on her because she is by herself and her parents are away. I see. So please explain the condoms and the Zima then. Oh you carry them with you all the time. Well be honest why were you really here? We have transcripts Jake34 of you offering yourself up to every female Litster. Something about wanting to lick their kitty. How do you explain that? You can't? Well you ate free to leave whenever you want to just make sure you take your Zima with you

 

[jake34]

Please have a seat. Would you like a cookie? So what are you doing here? Oh just checkin on her because she is by herself and her parents are away. I see. So please explain the condoms and the Zima then. Oh you carry them with you all the time. Well be honest why were you really here? We have transcripts Jake34 of you offering yourself up to every female Litster. Something about wanting to lick their kitty. How do you explain that? You can't? Well you ate free to leave whenever you want to just make sure you take your Zima with you

Please stand up. Would you like some more wine? Speaking of which, what are you still doing here? Weren't you off getting you some kitty? Man! You work fast! I guess you are already done getting your drink. Maybe you don't need any more wine after all. We seem to have transcripts of you trying to act like a guy who cares even though you really don't. Trying to be this smooth talker when all you have to offer is really rough. Trying to get all the women to notice your creative mind even though all you think with is your crappy penis. How do you explain that? You can't? Well you ARE free to leave whenever you want; just make sure to take your cheese with you!

 

[JakesAss34]

Please stand up. Would you like some more wine? Speaking of which, what are you still doing here? Weren't you off getting you some kitty? Man! You work fast! I guess you are already done getting your drink. Maybe you don't need any more wine after all. We seem to have transcripts of you trying to act like a guy who cares even though you really don't. Trying to be this smooth talker when all you have to offer is really rough. Trying to get all the women to notice your creative mind even though all you think with is your crappy penis. How do you explain that? You can't? Well you ARE free to leave whenever you want; just make sure to take your cheese with you!

Get him Jake. Get mean. Get nasty. Make him kick me all over Lit. ooooooo I love it when you talk touch and get me kicked up one side and down the other. ......I love it when you shower me off too but I have about given up on that.

 

[IloveClowns]

Jake I want you to lick my kitty baby. Make it purr. I am so wet for you. I love a strong willed man like yourself. That IHC guy is a loser. I hear all of these women complaining about you. I feel left out. Please baby. Make my kitty purr. You are right. Only manly men such as yourself tell a woman I wanna lick their kitty.

 

[jake34]

Jake I want you to lick my kitty baby. Make it purr. I am so wet for you. I love a strong willed man like yourself. That IHC guy is a loser. I hear all of these women complaining about you. I feel left out. Please baby. Make my kitty purr. You are right. Only manly men such as yourself tell a woman I wanna lick their kitty.

Have no desire to lick any more kitties around these parts, Gargamel. You can have all of them as much as you want. Every single one. Lick it up and down like an ice cream cone. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center. You can lick that kitty all night long. You can clean it the same way Azrael polishes off her bowl. Might as well keep at it till your tongue falls off. It's pretty much a useless part of you anyway.

 

[JakesAss34]

Jake I want you to lick my kitty baby. Make it purr. I am so wet for you. I love a strong willed man like yourself. That IHC guy is a loser. I hear all of these women complaining about you. I feel left out. Please baby. Make my kitty purr. You are right. Only manly men such as yourself tell a woman I wanna lick their kitty.

Jake, don't know what you did to attract this one but don't screw it up huh? Start with a shower and make nice for a change.

 

[winegirl]

Haha, lick a kitty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL5sXWk7ZZ4

 

[JakesAss34]

Haha, lick a kitty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL5sXWk7ZZ4

Ok stud it's working. Now ya got even the winegirl giving you a chance. Try not to screw it up will ya? I mean maybe we could get outta this basement for once huh?

 

[jake34]

Ok stud it's working. Now ya got even the winegirl giving you a chance. Try not to screw it up will ya? I mean maybe we could get outta this basement for once huh?

She is all hot for IHC you moron.

You really are such an ass.

 

[JakesAss34]

She is all hot for IHC you moron.

You really are such an ass.

Hey she has good reason to be hot for IHC. Why aren't YOU? Who's the maroon now? oh and btw now I will have 100 and can put up a pic of ME in my av.

 

[winegirl]

Ok stud it's working. Now ya got even the winegirl giving you a chance. Try not to screw it up will ya? I mean maybe we could get outta this basement for once huh?

Sorry JakesAss, I'm in very receipt of three pms in a row from Jake telling me that I just don't stand a chance with him.

He sealed the deal by making use of his extensive vernacular in describing what he believes to be my extra-curricular activities.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sorry JakesAss, I'm in very receipt of three pms in a row from Jake telling me that I just don't stand a chance with him.

He sealed the deal by making use of his extensive vernacular in describing what he believes to be my extra-curricular activities.

He's protesting too much. Jake only has eyes for IHC.

 

[jake34]

Sorry JakesAss, I'm in very receipt of three pms in a row from Jake telling me that I just don't stand a chance with him.

He sealed the deal by making use of his extensive vernacular in describing what he believes to be my extra-curricular activities.

Three PM's in a row is actually a slow night for her.

She has lots and lots of catching up to do.

Now, where is a good clown when you need him?

 

[JakesAss34]

Sorry JakesAss, I'm in very receipt of three pms in a row from Jake telling me that I just don't stand a chance with him.

He sealed the deal by making use of his extensive vernacular in describing what he believes to be my extra-curricular activities.

well rats. whats an ass gotta do to get it's owner a date with a hawtie? Find a less stooopid owner?

 

[jake34]

He's protesting too much. Jake only has eyes for IHC.

Don't you have some work to do, soldier?

Some booby traps to set or something?

 

[JakesAss34]

Don't you have some work to do, soldier?

Some booby traps to set or something?

Somebody say boobies? Damn I wish I had eyes.

 

[IloveClowns]

Have no desire to lick any more kitties around these parts, Gargamel. You can have all of them as much as you want. Every single one. Lick it up and down like an ice cream cone. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center. You can lick that kitty all night long. You can clean it the same way Azrael polishes off her bowl. Might as well keep at it till your tongue falls off. It's pretty much a useless part of you anyway.

So no kitty licking anymore. That makes me sad. So you are into cocks huh? Not I. I like to lick kitty. I think it is admirable you willing to admit you enjoy a good penis every now and then. Too each their own. I will take up the kitty licking that you are leaving behind. I for one am sad about this as I am sure dozens of others are as well.

 

[jake34]

So no kitty licking anymore. That makes me sad. So you are into cocks huh? Not I. I like to lick kitty. I think it is admirable you willing to admit you enjoy a good penis every now and then. Too each their own. I will take up the kitty licking that you are leaving behind. I for one am sad about this as I am sure dozens of others are as well.

No more kitty licking for me, Toonces. I could give a flying clown pant that you're sad. I am 102 years old, sonny. I ain't into anything except my dentures and my Depends. I already told you to take up the kitty licking, boy. For the love of Bacchus, you are not only stupid but also blind. I am sure that you will have all the pussies purring around here, Garfield. Too bad that I can't find them all to tell them what a fucking fraud you are.

 

[IhateClowns]

No more kitty licking for me, Toonces. I could give a flying clown pant that you're sad. I am 102 years old, sonny. I ain't into anything except my dentures and my Depends. I already told you to take up the kitty licking, boy. For the love of Bacchus, you are not only stupid but also blind. I am sure that you will have all the pussies purring around here, Garfield. Too bad that I can't find them all to tell them what a fucking fraud you are.

You finally have a female throwing herself at you and you are so full of yourself ou can't see past your own nose.

Since you are so willing to expose me to everyone else try exposing me to me first please? I like a good mystery as much as the next person.

I think too much World of Warcraft and mountain dew has not only made your teeth look like piss receptacles but it has turned your brain into mush.

So if you aren't in here to chase skirt and you aren't here to make friends what exactly is your purpose? No one yahoo chats that much anymore so the kid touching has to be at an all time low for you. Your picture is featured on Walmart walls, the back of milk cartons, and coupon fliers. I know you have to turn your porch light off every Halloween and if you don't check yes on every application the 3rd strike will have you ending up on Nancy Grace.

Wait don't answer the above question I already know it. I just wish you would pull your pants up prior to posting about me. Crusher is one thing baby bird in a neat is totally different.

Chirp chirp.