Do you SERIOUSLY think that Texas is a good school? Did anything good EVER come out of that hole? And George Bush does not count as an example you fucking clown. I don't give a flying steer whether you and your dumbass friends think I am a moron and if I am intelligent. At the end of the day you are STILL a LONGHORN. And that is MORE then ENOUGH punishment.
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Do you SERIOUSLY think that Texas is a good school? Did anything good EVER come out of that hole? And George Bush does not count as an example you fucking clown. I don't give a flying steer whether you and your dumbass friends think I am a moron and if I am intelligent. At the end of the day you are STILL a LONGHORN. And that is MORE then ENOUGH punishment.
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Dear Clowns
There's a certain Lit member who has mentioned that he is considering posting pics of himself wearing his gangsta onesie. I've been looking forward to the thread -as I'm sure other Lit members have as well- what would be the best way to encourage this Lit member to go ahead and post his pics?
Gangsta Onesie Fan
There's a certain Lit member who has mentioned that he is considering posting pics of himself wearing his gangsta onesie. I've been looking forward to the thread -as I'm sure other Lit members have as well- what would be the best way to encourage this Lit member to go ahead and post his pics?
Gangsta Onesie Fan
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Dear Clowns,
Do you know that there were only 18 people to walk on the moon?
You could probably tell me who the first and second was. Can you tell me who the fourth was? Or the last?
~ Lunatic
Do you know that there were only 18 people to walk on the moon?
You could probably tell me who the first and second was. Can you tell me who the fourth was? Or the last?
~ Lunatic
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Oh Jakey. If you are trying to get at me by clowning my school or degree you are just a silly boy. I still like you though. I do. I like your tenacity. The way you continually grasp at straws hoping that something will stick. I like that you come to me over and over I suppose seeking some sort of an approval of some kind I guess. For someone who crushes on me so much you have a very unique way of showing it.
Now if you want to come at me in a different light to get to me you will have to think much harder. You will have to put that luscious mind of yours to work and come up with something besides the continuous fuck you and I hate you blasts. Those are just silly and make me smile unless that is your intention. If that is the case then fantastic job. Kudos to you.
I know I know. Here comes the fuck you blast. Here comes the I hate you blast. Here comes the you can't spell (I am driving while on an iPhone, but still) blasts. Here come the have your women fight your fight for you blasts. Here come the lackadaisical you are full of yourself blasts. Here come the your school sucks blasts. Here comes the store robbing blasts which on a scale of 1 ranks a 0 as far as stupidity goes. Here comes the Texas sucks blasts. Here comes the Bubbles blasts. Here comes the woe is me but I don't care what other people think rhetoric. Here comes the everyone hates me hate speech. Here comes the ever since I got here I have been judged harshly talk. Here comes the why don't women like me blasts. Here comes the calling of everyone that posts around me is an asshole bitch cunt hapless loser blasts. Here comes the I don't fucking like you you are a liar blasts. Here comes the whatever you think I me blasts.
What else have you got for me because so far you have failed miserably. The only reason I have posted with you is because I have never had a male have a crush as you do on me. Although I am not into you I am truly flattered by it. It makes me smile an makes this long drive I have go by a lot quicker.
I like you bunches and bunches of oats but come up with something new. You aren't boring me but the natives are starting to get restless.
Jakey's Bubbles
Oh Bozo. If you are trying to follow me around, then you just have a total school girl crush. I still don't really like you though. I don't. I don't like your stupid sarcasm. The way you continue to show off your ass hoping a hard dick will find it. I don't like that you come to me over and over posting every single place that I do. For someone who lies so much, you have a very subtle way of showing it.
Now if you want to come at me in a different light, then you will have to admit that you are a fucking fraud. You will have to put that delicious mind of yours to work and actually say something original. The dishonesty is simply pitiful. If your case is to try to find as many women to worship you as possible, then fantastic job. Kudos to you.
I know, I know. Here comes more stupidity. Here comes the you should not be on the fucking phone if you are driving blast. Here comes the you do have the women fight for you blasts. Here comes more sweet talking creative like shit trying to pick up even more women to worship you. Here comes more truth saying that only short dicked dudes become a Longhorn and are stupid enough to be a proud alumnus. Here you come cumming yet again.
What else have you got for me because your whole life is a miserable failure. The only reason I have posted with you is because you need to learn the errors of your ways. Although I am not into you, I still care about trying to be a good person. And you, Mr. Captain Kangaroo, are not a good person. All these women you talk to need to know the god damn truth. They deserve to know. The difference between you and me is that I know I am not a ladies man. Nor do I really care to be. I say what I am thinking. Not saying fake things that make me out to be a saint when deep down I am nothing more than a fucking beggar.
Stay way from the church, Bozo. You got no business being anywhere around there.
Now if you want to come at me in a different light, then you will have to admit that you are a fucking fraud. You will have to put that delicious mind of yours to work and actually say something original. The dishonesty is simply pitiful. If your case is to try to find as many women to worship you as possible, then fantastic job. Kudos to you.
I know, I know. Here comes more stupidity. Here comes the you should not be on the fucking phone if you are driving blast. Here comes the you do have the women fight for you blasts. Here comes more sweet talking creative like shit trying to pick up even more women to worship you. Here comes more truth saying that only short dicked dudes become a Longhorn and are stupid enough to be a proud alumnus. Here you come cumming yet again.
What else have you got for me because your whole life is a miserable failure. The only reason I have posted with you is because you need to learn the errors of your ways. Although I am not into you, I still care about trying to be a good person. And you, Mr. Captain Kangaroo, are not a good person. All these women you talk to need to know the god damn truth. They deserve to know. The difference between you and me is that I know I am not a ladies man. Nor do I really care to be. I say what I am thinking. Not saying fake things that make me out to be a saint when deep down I am nothing more than a fucking beggar.
Stay way from the church, Bozo. You got no business being anywhere around there.
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Dear Clowns,
I stumbled upon this thread and thought surely someone on Lit., has asked advice on how to approach me, because well, I'm pretty hip.
However, I did a search for my name on your thread and nothing came up, so I do hope you don't mind me writing my name here so when/if I do return and do a search I will discover someone was here looking for advice concerning me.
I guess since I have made an appearance I should ask for some advice. How many blow pops do you think I should try to fit into my mouth at one time?
Thanks,
RedHairedandFriendly
I stumbled upon this thread and thought surely someone on Lit., has asked advice on how to approach me, because well, I'm pretty hip.
However, I did a search for my name on your thread and nothing came up, so I do hope you don't mind me writing my name here so when/if I do return and do a search I will discover someone was here looking for advice concerning me. I guess since I have made an appearance I should ask for some advice. How many blow pops do you think I should try to fit into my mouth at one time?
Thanks,
RedHairedandFriendly
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Jakey Jakey Jakey,
It is the same post once again. Same thing different format. You are better than that. I know it. You know it. Quit reiterating the same drivel and come up with something new. Try an original post don't take my post and flip it for yourself. That is unoriginal. As stated above you are following me. It isn't vice versa. After the day is said and done you are totally forgotten about.
My legion of women you claim I have is almost as idiotic as the store robbing lunacy you brought up. You once again without hesitation jump to a conclusion. Te difference between you and I is that I had numerous women telling me what a complete dolt you are. You have had absolutely no one tell you something negative about me. If you say you have I challenge you to prove it.
You are the follower. I don't have Laura following. Te only pussy following me around lit is you. The only pussy that is showing any interest towards me is yourself. The only pussy on these boards that has a crush on me is you. The only pussy that has nothing better to do than crush on me and post after me is you. The only pussy that continue to get spanked by countless litsters is you
I know you don't care. We get it. We ALL get it. The ONLY reason I continue with this is because you ae making my day go by much quicker.
The fact you have called me Bozo and Captain Kangaroo is because you wish I were a kid don't you? Is that it? Are you a kid toucher? Is Chris Hansen your anti Christ? How did those cookies taste when he asked you to sit down?
I like you though no matter what the masses say. You can come to my church anytime.
I like you bunches of oats crusher. I really do
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Cause he's an ass. No, wait. I am his ass. Is he me? Or am I him? (aww hell no) This is all so very confusing. It is giving me a head ac........ass ache.
And I can't imagine why you're having such a hard time finding a man to drink you in, Little Miss Whine Girl.
Oh I forgot.
My bad.
You let ALL the men drink you in.
Thus your signature.
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Asses deserve kisses too there honey bunches. Problem is, since I am YOUR ass there is very little chance of ME ever getting a smooch.
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Dear Clowns,
I stumbled upon this thread and thought surely someone on Lit., has asked advice on how to approach me, because well, I'm pretty hip.
I guess since I have made an appearance I should ask for some advice. How many blow pops do you think I should try to fit into my mouth at one time?
Thanks,
RedHairedandFriendly
Dear blow pop queen,
I apologize you have come I to the thread at this particular time. I have a massive stalker with a major hard on for me right now. So much so he is posting every where around me and anyone that posts with me. It is borderline harassment but I have egged it on at that same time. So it is partly my fault. I it continues action will be taken.
As for your question there is only one answer here. How much do you like gum? We all know that the only reason we eat blow pops is for that delicious gum in the center. You know the kind that loses its flavor after about 3 chews causin ou to try an find a receptacle you can quickly throw it in to.
My guess for a lady of your stature is approx 17. Give or take 5 or 6
You're brilliant: The tagline for my new screenplay:
"Ass within an ass within an ass. Inception 2. "
Think we can get Leonardo DiCaprio to sign on? I smell box office success.
Oh wait, no. That's just Jake's box I smell. You're right - he really should take a shower.
Why don't you just come right out and ask Bozo if he will fuck you.
Sure would make for much more interesting reading then your subtle messages.
Not quite all of them - I turned you down didn't I?
At least I have some taste
Nighty-night Jake.
Keep drinking, Toots.
The bottle is only a SHORT TERM solution.
And by the way.
Just because you drink so much vino that you actually SMELL like it does NOT change or hide the fact that YOU have not showered in weeks either.
Guess you could say that everything is really not cumming up roses, is it?
Not quite all of them - I turned you down didn't I?
At least I have some taste
Nighty-night Jake.
Yes and I have been so heartbroken every since.
Like I said.
Just come right out and ask IHC how he likes to lick the kitty.
I'm sure he will give you a very personal and private demonstration.
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Dear blow pop queen,
I apologize you have come I to the thread at this particular time. I have a massive stalker with a major hard on for me right now. So much so he is posting every where around me and anyone that posts with me. It is borderline harassment but I have egged it on at that same time. So it is partly my fault. I it continues action will be taken.
As for your question there is only one answer here. How much do you like gum? We all know that the only reason we eat blow pops is for that delicious gum in the center. You know the kind that loses its flavor after about 3 chews causin ou to try an find a receptacle you can quickly throw it in to.
My guess for a lady of your stature is approx 17. Give or take 5 or 6
Dear Clowns,
I will take this number into consideration. Blow pops these days seem so much smaller than they were in my youth - which was a long time ago. Perhaps 17 (give or take the 5 or 6) is quite feasible. I would so however hate to waste them if I fail, so I will save the wrappers and secure them one by one if I must ease them from between my lips and tongue.
With that said, I am sorry to have interrupted and will slip out unnoticed until my pondering of the blow pop question is either satisfied, or I come up with another need for your lovely and well thought out advice.
Blow pop queen,
RedHairedandFriendly
(now my name can appear twice when/if I search)
Bozo, Bozo, Bozo
Why waste all your time fightin' me?
Wine Girl is waitin' for you to drink her in.
So go on, Tiger!
I mean, Tigger.
Go get you some more lovin'!
She's already waiting for you.
Just too stupid too come out and just ask for it.
Why waste all your time fightin' me?
Wine Girl is waitin' for you to drink her in.
So go on, Tiger!
I mean, Tigger.
Go get you some more lovin'!
She's already waiting for you.
Just too stupid too come out and just ask for it.
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Lick the kitty? Really? Lick the kitty? You are a cutie patootie Jakey. Lick the kitty is some funny stuff.
My guess is if you ask a woman I I can lick your kitty the answer after they point and giggle at you is going to me no. Do you call their clit the little man in the boat? Do you ask if you can touch their bazoongas?
Mmmmm baby you are so hot. I like you so much. I think I am going to lick your kitty now. That little man in the boat is winking at me. Mmmmm yes yes I love the way your melons bounce as I lick your kitty.
No wonder you are so well liked by women. I am going to give it a shot. I am going to hound every woman on here and beg them to let me lock their kitty while watching Captain Kangaroo. I figure to be slapped 99 times out of 100 but damn if that 1 woman isn't going to be in the time of her life as I lick her kitty
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Tigger. Another kids reference. My guess is you don't have an AV because I would see you posted on the wall at Walmart. You can't even make eye contact with the greeters there can you? Wow you really are alone. What are ou going to do with all of that extra Zima you can't use to bribe them with now?
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Jake ya gotta learn to take rejection a little better. Just cause she doesn't want us is no reason to get petty. Why not leave the cuties alone and go stir up some real trouble somehwere else? I need a good kicking and heaven knows you sure get me kicked around a lot.
