IhateClowns
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Dear Crunching Counselor---
I suspect that sock drawer is made up mostly of single socks, and am pleased to be placed amongst such a display of your amorous desires.
As to the UPC decoder ring -- Id advise against it---just play it backwards very slowly on your eye pod in order to hear the secret message redarding announcements of my premature demise.
Obscurely Yours
I just read it backwards and drawer pronounced backwards is reward. Did I just win a fucking reward???? Are you kidding me. This better not be one of those fake scratch offs where someone is filming this and then i end up on AMericas Funniest Home videos I will be pissed off.
Fuck yes. I won a reward. WOW...oK breathe breathe. Where is Ed McMahon? Oh fuck he is dead. Ok where is his side kick Dick Clark? Shit he is stroked out. Hmmmmm I wonder what i won. I hope it is something fabulous like a membership to the Jelly of the month club or something. Wow I need to slow down my pacemaker is starting to sputter....whew YES I won.