Innuendo's from your Significant Other

[wifewatcher1997]

Just wondering about a seemingly normal task that turned into a instant sexual innuendo with your significant other. This was mine today.


I was helping my wife with planting perennials. Digging one of the holes I asked her how deep it needed to be. She said, 7 or 8 inches...bigger than your cock. Thanks honey!
"Yep", I said, "You like it bigger than mine" and she nodded but reminded me that I do have what she needs but I know she does enjoy the 7+ and thick category.
Sure hope we have some fun tonight!

 

[angelwingsub]

Wish I had a story. Here's to hoping this thread gets a lot more and a lot better replies than this one!

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

I try to turn things into innuendos, it's probably pretty juvenile of me to do so. I take anything that can have a sexual connotation and throw in a "that's what she said"

 

[Coyote100]

Do you want to play with my toys?