DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EctoJohn]

Can I borrow a penny?

 

[Rj_1954]

Your pussy fleas, go away

 

[EctoJohn]

It's not me, it's you.

 

[vibes]

My bum itches real bad

 

[Rj_1954]

I just pissed my self

 

[Rj_1954]

Accidents happen to old people

 

[EctoJohn]

Would you be my elf?

 

[Trubbycat]

My scab is bleeding again

 

[Rj_1954]

My pustules are alive again

 

[EctoJohn]

Put on a shirt now.

 

[Rj_1954]

Just barfed, gimme a kiss

 

[UsuallyPresent]

There can be only three!

 

[Trubbycat]

My mother’s staying with us

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your Rabbi wants to talk.

 

[EctoJohn]

Check out my new scooter!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ewwwwww... Are those pubic lice?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nah, just mini-maggots. Why?

 

[Rj_1954]

I've got rampaging crotch rot!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

That’s not your crotch, dude

 

[EctoJohn]

It sure smells like cheese.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Oh god… Limburger . . . moldy Limburger

 

[EctoJohn]

Should I invite your mother?

 

[Rj_1954]

Daddy is a master Dom

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where's the cake and ice cream?

 

[Rj_1954]

It's in trash, food poisoning!