DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[vibes]

how much do you charge?

 

[EctoJohn]

Can all my pets watch?

 

[Rj_1954]

My pee is greasy green

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

The rash has nearly all gone. Now it's mainly just pus.

 

[EctoJohn]

Have you seen my puppet?

 

[Rj_1954]

@Lucy_Lastic

Lucy, I got your Rash

 

[Scentofawoman]

oh, it is too small

 

[EctoJohn]

Must you be so loud?

 

[Biggalute]

There's resistance? I'm really constipated.

 

[Rj_1954]

Smell rotten teeth, tongue kiss?

 

[EctoJohn]

Check out my trading cards!

 

[Rj_1954]

Sorry, that wasn't a fart...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are chunky farts still farts?

 

[EctoJohn]

Use me like a USB.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nah, always been like that.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'll share my deer ticks

 

[EctoJohn]

How much do you cost?

 

[cascadiabound]

You loaded the dishwasher wrong.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You loaded the dishwasher with?

 

[Rj_1954]

Can't wash my clothes either?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ether washing clothed dishes? WhoooOOOoooIE!

 

[dawn_of_night]

This lube taste like motoroil....

 

[EctoJohn]

It could have been worse.

 

[cascadiabound]

Do not forget to floss.

 

[Rj_1954]

It wasn't toothpaste was it?