DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[dawn_of_night]

*sniff* *gag* that bottlecap reeks!

Stfu....
I had this problem earlier....

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Sphincters ain’t bottle cap openers!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Sphincters ain’t bottle cap openers!

Teeth aren't either, please recycle.

 

[Lemmetri]

Gum are too slippery too

 

[withWORDS]

Sorry, I just shat myself.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

That goose wants your sex!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ed is that you, honey??

 

[EctoJohn]

I do a great Walken impersonation.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Braaaains! Oh, wait. No rocks!

 

[Rj_1954]

Be careful of my stitches

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Be careful of my stitches

Another hole? Awesome! Let’s PLAY!

 

[Rj_1954]

Get behind My Three Sons...

 

[EctoJohn]

Listen, it's not working out...

 

[FunBamaMan]

GM, I'm out of coffee

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Time for your habanero enema!

 

[Rj_1954]

I will your Holy Eminence...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your mom said that too.

 

[Rj_1954]

I can't bend over Doctor

 

[UsuallyPresent]

That's cuz you're already screwed.

 

[Trubbycat]

This machine will fix that

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A new version screw driver!

-edited to 5 words-

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Sorry about those skid marks

 

[Rj_1954]

Road rash hurts when salted...

 

[EctoJohn]

This was all a ruse.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Alas, I find I’m a-ruse’d