DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Trubbycat]

My probation may be revoked

 

[Rj_1954]

Uh on, not a fart..

 

[EbersMoll]

You defrost sausage in there!

 

[Rj_1954]

Microwave doesn't make it bigger

 

[EctoJohn]

It's not really THAT small.

 

[WerdNerd]

Oh, that's my parole officer.

 

[EctoJohn]

You really need a shower.

 

[tedsbeds]

They are really not scabs

 

[EctoJohn]

Do you like my moustache?
(As said by Hitler)

 

[Rj_1954]

Mustaches don't move by themselves

 

[DannieB]

That’s a growth, isn’t it?

 

[EctoJohn]

It's only a little chlamydia.

 

[DannieB]

This’s why I don’t share!

 

[Rj_1954]

Does snot move by itself?

 

[EctoJohn]

You are so friggin annoying!

 

[Trubbycat]

No, it always does that

 

[LibertineDaddy]

Honey, the auditors are here.

 

[EbersMoll]

D’you want delivery or collection?

 

[Rj_1954]

Want to kiss my butthole?

 

[EctoJohn]

You used to be pretty.

 

[Trubbycat]

Okay, but I have to call my mom first

 

[EctoJohn]

That was a good shit.

 

[Rj_1954]

But, I've got mealy worms

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

(I leave you people just for a little...tsk...)

We can have conjugal visits!

 

[EctoJohn]

I could use a bath.