DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[37_ttej]

Like my Clone-a-Willy?

 

[Rj_1954]

Please, I'm gonna blow chunks

 

[EbersMoll]

Bloody batteries are dead again

 

[7inchglory]

There's that damned cockroach again!

 

[37_ttej]

Honey, take out the garbage?

 

[davion2308]

"Hang on, my Mom called."

 

[Rj_1954]

Stepped in dog shit again

 

[willlph]

Dogshit the hillbilly aphrodisiac

 

[EbersMoll]

Dogshit the hillbilly aphrodisiac

Smells better than Old Spice

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I leave for a day...

Back to business.

My therapist says you're narcissistic.

 

[EbersMoll]

Narcissistic? That’s like daffodils yes?

 

[Rj_1954]

We are deranged, crackbrained, screwballs

 

[Btq97]

Your Grandad milked me dry

 

[SWR101]

6 whole seconds, new record!

 

[EbersMoll]

Where does this bit go?

 

[Taegul]

I live in a graveyard.

 

[EbersMoll]

Do I get a refund?

 

[Rj_1954]

I spit up, not burped

 

[Taegul]

Haven't trimmed in forty years.

 

[Kraken_96]

I COATED it in aftershave

 

[Photog1rl]

Are those Rocky Mountain oysters?

 

[EbersMoll]

Mister floppy wants to play

 

[37_ttej]

Awww, and he’s so cute!

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

You can sleep with me...

If you sleep with my Squishmallows.

 

[Rj_1954]

I've got rampant toe cheese