DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[crazychemgirl]

The test came back positive

 

[Thatgirl_withtheeyes]

Um, we need to talk

Yeah that’ll kill every vibe.

 

[staylate]

Your mom's on the phone.

 

[Trubbycat]

Of course I fucked her

 

[EbersMoll]

That’s when the itching started.

 

[Rj_1954]

And I have Peyronie's disease

 

[Thatgirl_withtheeyes]

That’s my no no place…

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Dear reader, I murdered him.

 

[DannieB]

I need to solve this!

 

[Biggalute]

What's wrong with gunky discharge?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Don’t mind the bleeding sores

 

[cascadiabound]

I am a professional proselytizer

 

[DannieB]

The packers are my favorite

 

[37_ttej]

Guess what, honey? It’s triplets!

 

[EndCreditsPart2]

Booger? I hardly know 'er!

 

[EbersMoll]

First, let’s assuage the gods!

 

[Rj_1954]

Supposed tobe slimy or sticky?

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm sure it's curable, right?

 

[BubbaHyde5]

Scratch my rash for foreplay?

 

[Trubbycat]

Don’t, I’ve always hated that

 

[Rj_1954]

My adult diaper needs changing...

 

[Trubbycat]

My mom buys my underwear

 

[EbersMoll]

I wear my mum’s underwear

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I wear your mums underwear

 

[EbersMoll]

Hope you disinfected them first!