DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Get on with it! [Insert GIF of everyone from Holy Grail saying this while looking at you trying to get it on.]

 

[ericrodman101]

What do you mean flaccid?

 

[Trubbycat]

Surprise! Flowers from the cemetery.

 

[Rj_1954]

Your in the wrong hole!

 

[DannieB]

It’s only a small infection

 

[Deleted member 6810551]

Ugh, it's dry and crusty

 

[WerdNerd]

You'll barely even feel it

 

[Photog1rl]

you need to shower first

 

[DannieB]

That’s what that smell is?!

 

[Photog1rl]

Smelly dick is never fun

 

[DannieB]

Threw up in my mouth

 

[Photog1rl]

Swallow it then kiss me?

 

[DannieB]

You like vomit to much

 

[Photog1rl]

isnt the goal to de-arouse?

 

[DannieB]

Girl, you make me gag

 

[EbersMoll]

Let me get my mum

 

[DannieB]

These men and their moms!

 

[EbersMoll]

I really love body odour

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don't worry about the snot

 

[DannieB]

But you smell like onions

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Snug? Like fucking liberty bell...

 

[EbersMoll]

Eau de cologne? Try garlic

 

[DannieB]

My throat is swelling shut

 

[EbersMoll]

I have got an epipen

 

[DannieB]

That jus sounds so romantic!