DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Btq97]

Fantastic I love period sex

 

[Rj_1954]

I choked on his cum...

 

[Rj_1954]

...While he ate my wife.

 

[37_ttej]

My dentist found her pubes.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

That's hot, but tax me.

 

[Qky75]

May be Cherubic but talented

 

[Rj_1954]

Size doesn't matter, does it?

 

[Qky75]

Size doesn't matter, does it?

They say no but lie!

 

[SWR101]

Ladies love my sixth fingers

 

[Qky75]

Not tonight, I have gas

 

[Trubbycat]

Here, wear this Trump mask…

 

[Rj_1954]

Rather wear a scream mask

 

[Trubbycat]

Dutch ovens are my specialty

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

(In the middle of phone sex)

Oh yes, I see you.

 

[Coyote100]

You need to take Viagra.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Dress up like a clown.

 

[Rj_1954]

I like nightmare dreams too

 

[Btq97]

Please wear the Nixon mask

 

[DannieB]

Sorry I sneezed on you

 

[Rj_1954]

I thought you liked fart's

 

[Taegul]

DMV bathroom. Sexiest location ever.

 

[Rj_1954]

She has her period now...

 

[ccs29745]

Mmmmm, pumpkin spice dingleberry dessert.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm just not in the mood.

 

[positiveflirt]

Here's a speech on taxes: