DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Deadbed1968]

It’s not precum…I have the clap.

 

[Rj_1954]

Why are they called crabs?

 

[DannieB]

Why are they called crabs?

It’s the pinching…so owie

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

My blowup doll loves you.

 

[Biggalute]

I often reuse my condoms

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Want to see my uterus?

(It's in a jar, there.)

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Bonus content: Wake me when it's over.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

What is that rancid smell?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

What is that rancid smell?

Remember that jarred uterus, babe?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Doctor says it’s not contagious.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Mummify me and let's fuck.

(Ancient Egyptian style.)

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Vomited in my mouth, kiss?

 

[Biggalute]

You can use my stoma

 

[Btq97]

Gonna smear it on you?

 

[Jaws82]

Pus makes for good lube

 

[Btq97]

Wanna pop all my blisters?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Wanna pick our noses together?

 

[Rj_1954]

My butt plug is stuck

 

[Btq97]

You taste like my dad

 

[Rj_1954]

You want to peg my what?

 

[Trubbycat]

I like to eat skin.

 

[Rj_1954]

My abcess ruptured, oozing pus

 

[fsa52]

I’m thinking this is gross!

 

[Rj_1954]

Blew my nose & chewed it

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

(Wow, you guys went to gross out land with this while I was gone....)

Wanna see my red flags?