DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EctoJohn]

Will I marry you? No!

 

[SolarClint]

The woods are spooky dark

 

[SolarClint]

Necrophilia really ain’t that bad

 

[EctoJohn]

This website is working "perfectly".

 

[Trubbycat]

This is the dog’s bed

 

[withWORDS]

It burns when I pee.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Im bringing my 18 cats for overnight time

 

[willlph]

Cat urine cranks my tractor

 

[EctoJohn]

Can we try the bellybutton?

 

[Rj_1954]

I WAS! wearing a condom

 

[Taegul]

My nickname is "light switch".

 

[EctoJohn]

Not great, but you'll do.

 

[dkak001]

I haven't washed that yet.

 

[willlph]

Bill cosby is my Bartender

 

[Rj_1954]

Eye drops won't work there

 

[Biggalute]

That powder? For pubic lice.

 

[Rj_1954]

My rash is pathogenic fungi

 

[37_ttej]

Git yer fuckable pumpkins here!

 

[Rob_Royale]

The politics forum is awesome!

 

[EctoJohn]

Your face makes me sad.

 

[SolarClint]

Can you bring your sister

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Don’t mind my cum rag

 

[Xerxes82]

De-lousing starts in five minutes.

 

[EctoJohn]

It's only a little herpes.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Couldn't find a cat sitter