Days You Want To Rip the Fucking Phone Cord From the Wall

But it got your ass out of bed and onto Lit early today so that's a good thing. :)
 
lavender said:
I'll forgive you this time.

But next time you get a jones to listen to me masturbate, refrain from calling...at least until after 9. K? :)

Ne problema, chickdee. :)
 
Sleeping or waking I hate phones. I was once in the middle of a very pleasant intimate encounter. We were warming up but I busy and my mouth was very pleasantly occupied. The phone rang. My partner, being obcessive, answered the phone and when she learned it was for me she handed it to me. So there I am, head between her legs, talking to my mom. Now if that moment didn't convince me of the need to return to smoke signals nothing ever would.
 
Sorry. I tried calling at 3:30 and 4:00 this morning but couldn't rouse your lazy ass.... :D
 
After a 63 hour week, I was going to sleep in, but Puddles and Samantha (a tabby kitten) desided to play tag on the bed. By the time that I got them settled down, I was awake.

That's not as rude as a phone call, but harder to ignore.
 
my phone is currently broken so i can't hear it ring :( this is very sad since i am expecting a call.

the phones are bad but i hate being awoken by someone else's alarm clock. my neighbor's alarm clock has been going off since 8 this morning. this happens on a regular basis. she goes out friday night and goes home with her boyfriend but leaves her alarm on anyway. sometimes i wish i could bust down the door and throw the clock out the window :mad:
 
I HATE the phone.

I hate the ring of the phone. My man is a phone addict and it rings all the time. I took it out of the bedroom. I have most of the ringers turned off. I got rid of voice mail and got a machine so I can screen the calls and only answer the ones that I want.

The people I want to talk to understand to call my cell and I keep it on vibrate and only have it when I am willing to take calls. I do communication by e-mail.

I guess I am just as obsessed as the man...he wants the phone calls, I don't. He can answer his own damn phone.

Humph.
 
...but why?

I almost never answer the phone at home. More than half the calls are telemarketers or someone I don't want to talk to. The S/O and 16 year old can't stand not answering but I don't see why anyone cares. If it's important, they'll leave a message.

From now on, turn off the ringer in the bedroom and screen all calls.
 
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