Dates from HELL!

[sirhugs]

okay.... ignore my advice and get thee out into the dating pool! You've got three months to find someone presentable to take to your Gala

I'd never IGNORE your advice, just ask you to modify it to fit my reality....and reality sucks - isn't that why we are here? ( also cause Lit is cheaper than drugs, though equally addictive)

 

[sirhugs]

Date from hell?...

Ok, I'm not sure if this really counts...

Before Christams I broke up with my gf, and like and idiot I kinda had a few "dates" with a former fuck buddy. She invited me to a dinner party that she and her husband were having a few days befroe christmas, like a idiot I said OK.

So I get there and she tells me her husband wants to "fix me up" with a friend of his who is at the same dinner party. Now he does not know that I'm lesbian and has no idea of the real relationship between me and his wife (all he knows is that I'm a friend of his wife's from the gym).

I said to just tell him I'm gay. Oh, no! Can't do that!

So then I end up sitting next to this guy all night long and having to act interested. So, then he asks me out on a date. Like an idiot I said OK.

A few days after Christmas we go to diinner and a movie. During dinner I told him that I'm a lesbian but PLEASE don't tell his friend cuz I don't want it to get back to his wife and potentially destroying our "friendship". (I know...I'm an asshole).

Well, actually things worked out pretty well, and I now have another friend.


BTW I made up with my gf a few days ago. And she thought this situation was hilarious and that I deserved to be put in an akward situation.

Hey, ya know.....

maybe you should invite your new guy friend to share a date with the gf?

 

[sirhugs]

And Trixie blurts out, "Mom!"

Any Lit ladies near you? I suspect they all clean up well.


I'll try to be more careful around your delicate sanity.

sanity? overrated!

only one Lit lady herabouts that I know of, and she's happily attached....

 

[Guest]

Strixvaria,

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but that started my day with a great laugh.
Thank you.

Hope you had better luck next time.

 

[Guest]

only one Lit lady herabouts that I know of, and she's happily attached....

She might be willing to "play a part". Of course, it could get exciting if someone at the party knew her and her SO.

 

[Vermilion]

Strixvaria,

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune, but that started my day with a great laugh.
Thank you.

Hope you had better luck next time.

Oh - me too. Guffaws a-plenty etc...

x
V

 

[rgraham666]

My worst date ever was in high school.

A bunch of stuff that must be true because no on one could think this stuff up.

I'll never complain about my teenage love life again.

 

[bigbreastsluvr]

My worst date was with a girl I met over the internet..... big tits.... 38G cup. Actually, her bra size wasn't the reason why the date was bad. Those big hooters were what attracted me to her in the first place... .... and after hooking up we ended up fucking like bunnies right off the bat.

Anyways... What was bad was that after a couple of dates she starts telling me of past relationships gone bad and how she ended up in the psych ward at one of the local hospitals because of two attempted suicides (because of the relationship breakups), and all about her disfunctional relationship with her family, and how the cops are familiar with where she lives because they've been to her place a few times (domestic squables), and about all the other baggage in her life.

I ran like hell.

 

[rachlou]

My worst date ever was in high school.

Oh how I laughed at that one!!! (sorry) I reckon that story will take some beating...

 

[Guest]

Oh how I laughed at that one!!! (sorry) I reckon that story will take some beating...

He needs to pad that story out to 750 words and then post it as a story.

There's a contest idea - humorous sexual story contest.

Edited to add: I liked my idea enough to PM it to Laurel.

 

[StrixVaria]

He needs to pad that story out to 750 words and then post it as a story.

There's a contest idea - humorous sexual story contest.

Edited to add: I liked my idea enough to PM it to Laurel.

Wow, Thanks!
I'll admit that I'm trying out my water wings on writing out some of the things that have happened in my life.... I was thinking about calling it "A Series of Unfortunate Events", but I think that one's already taken.

As an alternate title, I was considering "Bad Karma, what happens to really bad people in the next life"

 

[Misty_Morning]

maybe you should invite your new guy friend to share a date with the gf?

No fucking way! She's the one that wanted a monogamous relationship and the LAST thing I would ever do is invite a guy to join us....

Now the thought has crossed my mind to invite the fuck buddy but the gf is too shy and very closted...