Da Pope says: sexual pleasure a gift from God...

[Saint_Ann]

...but don't watch porn.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Can you at least listen to it?

*Cheesy porno soundtrack starts playing in the background*...

 

[live4thebj]

He also is the leader of a lot of kid touchers.

 

[Saint_Ann]

So...God gave man the gift of sex so He can sit up in heaven and wankoff watching amateur porn?

 

[FGB]

About as good as you will find.

https://www.beliefnet.com/faiths/christianity/what-god-says-about-sex.aspx

 

[Saint_Ann]

That's just someone putting words in God's mouth.

 

[live4thebj]

That's just someone putting words in God's mouth.

Amongst other things.

 

[patient1]

...but don't watch porn.

As a Saint, don't you outrank The Pope?

 

[Saint_Ann]

As a Saint, don't you outrank The Pope?

The short answer is yes. Being alive does have its advantages for getting things done tho.

 

[lit_ch3]

...but don't watch porn.

I saw this and, not for nothing, but it begs the question, "How does the Pope, of all people, know this?"

 

[Saint_Ann]

I saw this and, not for nothing, but it begs the question, "How does the Pope, of all people, know this?"

IDK. God told him?