Crazy Private Messages

[sunshinegirl05]

Sunshine it seems you have been quickly out numbered by all the sexy blondes. After all....we do have more fun. (alright the last part was lame.)

(technically i could be a blonde too. LMAO)

I'm not scared of you guys.....................

 

[Blondpeachga]

(technically i could be a blonde too. LMAO)

I'm not scared of you guys.....................

Is the "technically" the same?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Is the "technically" the same?

ummmmm yep.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

For me the crazy messages always tend to come from people that are new...no posts, no profile, and they wanna know if I'm horny or they come from guys that just wanna do a squeeze & ease... yeah no thanks!

 

[justaguymass]

a squeeze & ease... yeah no thanks!

Speaking of that I ran out of Mayo in the squezeable bottle, thanks for the reminder.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Speaking of that I ran out of Mayo in the squezeable bottle, thanks for the reminder.

I really hope you're talking about mayo

 

[Grifters]

I would be willing to bet that any crazy PM a guy would get would pale in comparison to the ones you ladies get

 

[justaguymass]

I really hope you're talking about mayo

No its mayo...I love this crap!

http://www.kraftrecipes.com/assets/images/ocpimages/21000/02785cl.gif

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I would be willing to bet that any crazy PM a guy would get would pale in comparison to the ones you ladies get

There's a similar thread to this where a few of us shared some of the PM's we've received...the guys are lucky I didn't post their names w/ it

 

[justaguymass]

There's a similar thread to this where a few of us shared some of the PM's we've received...the guys are lucky I didn't post their names w/ it

Well if it helps I take back everything bad Ive said about Palm Harbor and the Tampa area....pleeeease dont post my name.

 

[Mrtenant]

no crazy PMs in my box, have sent out one or two, believe it or not

 

[sunshinegirl05]

no crazy PMs in my box, have sent out one or two, believe it or not

Find that hard to believe. lol

 

[Mrtenant]

Find that hard to believe. lol

no really! ...........bumping hips with Sunshine, thinking better of it and grabbing her for a couple dry humps,.....

yea you know just the one or two crazy odd PMs,

did you know I have a pet waterbuffalo?

 

[RyanBlack]

Find that hard to believe. lol

OH BELIEVE IT!!!

Ill forward you the one about the Naughty school boy and the stern headmaster he sent me. . .

 

[sunshinegirl05]

no really! ...........bumping hips with Sunshine, thinking better of it and grabbing her for a couple dry humps,.....

yea you know just the one or two crazy odd PMs,

did you know I have a pet waterbuffalo?

hahahahahaha

 

[sunshinegirl05]

OH BELIEVE IT!!!

Ill forward you the one about the Naughty school boy and the stern headmaster he sent me. . .

Oooooh............that's private...........between the 2 of you lovebirds. LOL

 

[RyanBlack]

Oooooh............that's private...........between the 2 of you lovebirds. LOL

guess you dont want to see the pictures then. . .


okay. . . .

 

[sunshinegirl05]

guess you dont want to see the pictures then. . .


okay. . . .

LMAO.


it comes with pics????? on 2nd thought....................

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

I confess that I go to porn sites (naughty I know) but out of the blue I got this PM...

im a porn producer from london can i film you babe or do you want to be a foot fetish model ?

Hang about! I thought what's the connection between filming me and my feet? So I decided to play along (OK, take the piss I mean) so I replied...

Fuck the filming, suck my toes instead

To my amazement he took the bait...

you just read my fucking mind call me now 078777**** i would leave now if u r in lonodn

I got the impression he was desperate to suck my toes so let's see how far he's prepared to go...

Ladies have cold feet in Scotland so leave now and you can warm them up at breakfast

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Tonights debate appears to be "does love ever get kinky, naughty and dirty?"

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Tonights debate appears to be "does love ever get kinky, naughty and dirty?"

I am in favour of the proposition, if it doesn't then it should for the sake of the relationship.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

susan is stalking again