Crazy Private Messages

Sunshine it seems you have been quickly out numbered by all the sexy blondes. After all....we do have more fun. (alright the last part was lame.)

(technically i could be a blonde too. LMAO)

I'm not scared of you guys.....................
 
For me the crazy messages always tend to come from people that are new...no posts, no profile, and they wanna know if I'm horny :rolleyes: or they come from guys that just wanna do a squeeze & ease... yeah no thanks!
 
I would be willing to bet that any crazy PM a guy would get would pale in comparison to the ones you ladies get
 
I would be willing to bet that any crazy PM a guy would get would pale in comparison to the ones you ladies get

There's a similar thread to this where a few of us shared some of the PM's we've received...the guys are lucky I didn't post their names w/ it
 
There's a similar thread to this where a few of us shared some of the PM's we've received...the guys are lucky I didn't post their names w/ it

Well if it helps I take back everything bad Ive said about Palm Harbor and the Tampa area....pleeeease dont post my name.
 
Find that hard to believe. lol

no really! ...........bumping hips with Sunshine, thinking better of it and grabbing her for a couple dry humps,.....

yea you know just the one or two crazy odd PMs,

did you know I have a pet waterbuffalo?
 
no really! ...........bumping hips with Sunshine, thinking better of it and grabbing her for a couple dry humps,.....

yea you know just the one or two crazy odd PMs,

did you know I have a pet waterbuffalo?

hahahahahaha
 
I confess that I go to porn sites (naughty I know) but out of the blue I got this PM...

im a porn producer from london can i film you babe or do you want to be a foot fetish model ?

Hang about! I thought what's the connection between filming me and my feet? So I decided to play along (OK, take the piss I mean) so I replied...

Fuck the filming, suck my toes instead :)

To my amazement he took the bait...

you just read my fucking mind call me now 078777**** :D i would leave now if u r in lonodn

I got the impression he was desperate to suck my toes so let's see how far he's prepared to go...

Ladies have cold feet in Scotland so leave now and you can warm them up at breakfast :)
:devil:
 
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