Crazy Private Messages

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Free Speech, No spam is what LIT is all about so speak freely but never reveal the source of the message or the gods may ban this thread again...
Also under the rules of LIT neither are we allowed to quote the actual message, I guess a little creative imagination is needed...

 

[NattyBumppo]

Free Speech, No spam is what LIT is all about so speak freely but never reveal the source of the message or the gods may ban this thread again...

All hail Gaia_Lorraine.

I have some pretty good ones to post here.

 

[kendra1980]

I'm game.

Hi I'll keep this simple...i love to be used and abused...on cam...i like to be watched and instructed one way if you wish...i love anal play...cum swallowing...pain and pleasure...can become your boy toy...

First of all, I like men, not boys...secondly I don't need any toys, and thridly...ick, no thanks.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

All hail Gaia_Lorraine.

I have some pretty good ones to post here.

I'm all ears, hope they're not mine

 

[NattyBumppo]

I'm all ears, hope they're not mine

No, yours are uniformly pleasant.

I have a treasure trove of others that meet with the title of this thread.

 

[littlelovedove]

Sadly I do not. (or is that a good thing? )
I deleted them as quickly as I could.

 

[Madcapsule]

Sadly I do not. (or is that a good thing? )
I deleted them as quickly as I could.

There are always more out there awaiting you!

 

[kendra1980]

Sadly I do not. (or is that a good thing? )
I deleted them as quickly as I could.

*nods* good plan.

I do enjoy those with subject lines that read like a National Enquirer headline.

I wish I had started, long ago, keeping those headers. Some were a hoot *unintentionally*

 

[littlelovedove]

There are always more out there awaiting you!

That's what I'm afraid of!

 

[DeliciousInRed]

I received this "Anonymous Feedback" from one of my stories:



I love sex. I am a smooth & bald pussy lover so I would like to shave your pussy & ass first, very very gently without any nicks or scratches(cause i dont like to hurt anyone, specially my sex partner ) or if you wish me to shave you with veet or anne french hair removal cream, then I'll do it for you with those creams. I would like make you smooth & silk down there. When you wear your panties you will feel the smoothness of silky smooth touch. Then put some honey all over your ass and pussy & then lick all those honey in/on ass-chicks/crack to your pissing hole, make you cum and satisfy you as long as you need. I am still virgin and wanna take a sex experince. I'll be your slave, whatever you want me to do, I will do it for you. I am an addict to sex. Contact me via my e-mail, I hope we can move from here.



As much as I appreciate the offer I felt as though I should decline

 

[Madcapsule]

I received this "Anonymous Feedback" from one of my stories:



I love sex. I am a smooth & bald pussy lover so I would like to shave your pussy & ass first, very very gently without any nicks or scratches(cause i dont like to hurt anyone, specially my sex partner ) or if you wish me to shave you with veet or anne french hair removal cream, then I'll do it for you with those creams. I would like make you smooth & silk down there. When you wear your panties you will feel the smoothness of silky smooth touch. Then put some honey all over your ass and pussy & then lick all those honey in/on ass-chicks/crack to your pissing hole, make you cum and satisfy you as long as you need. I am still virgin and wanna take a sex experince. I'll be your slave, whatever you want me to do, I will do it for you. I am an addict to sex. Contact me via my e-mail, I hope we can move from here.



As much as I appreciate the offer I felt as though I should decline

Stating the obvious, yet have to replicate my verbal response. That is mental.

Why do people believe that stating they're addicted to sex is a good thing. Why don't we see more people talking about their love of Heroine or Ketamine?

 

[Madcapsule]

That's what I'm afraid of!

Ahh but I'm sure there are good ones too. The variety adds to the spice of life. I imagine anyway, no PMs have been directed at me for an awful long while it seems!

 

[Gyps33boi]

I received this "Anonymous Feedback" from one of my stories:



I love sex. I am a smooth & bald pussy lover so I would like to shave your pussy & ass first, very very gently without any nicks or scratches(cause i dont like to hurt anyone, specially my sex partner ) or if you wish me to shave you with veet or anne french hair removal cream, then I'll do it for you with those creams. I would like make you smooth & silk down there. When you wear your panties you will feel the smoothness of silky smooth touch. Then put some honey all over your ass and pussy & then lick all those honey in/on ass-chicks/crack to your pissing hole, make you cum and satisfy you as long as you need. I am still virgin and wanna take a sex experince. I'll be your slave, whatever you want me to do, I will do it for you. I am an addict to sex. Contact me via my e-mail, I hope we can move from here.



As much as I appreciate the offer I felt as though I should decline

I suppose this could be taken as a compliment. I just guess I don't understand how anyone could assume this could accomplish anything. Though, I suppose if this will work, it will work for the kind of person expected.

 

[DeliciousInRed]

Stating the obvious, yet have to replicate my verbal response. That is mental.

Why do people believe that stating they're addicted to sex is a good thing. Why don't we see more people talking about their love of Heroine or Ketamine?

I would have been more inclined to answer if he
owned a Laser Hair Removal...
That alone would be worth having him cater to my every whim...

 

[Madcapsule]

I would have been more inclined to answer if he
owned a Laser Hair Removal...
That alone would be worth having him cater to my every whim...

Well quite, allowing him to start out in business, at the same time as satisfying his sexual kinks too. The real question is whether he does manicures or pedicures as well.

 

[Gyps33boi]

I would have been more inclined to answer if he
owned a Laser Hair Removal...
That alone would be worth having him cater to my every whim...

Wow, is having a laser hair removal device the most wanted thing?

 

[DeliciousInRed]

Well quite, allowing him to start out in business, at the same time as satisfying his sexual kinks too. The real question is whether he does manicures or pedicures as well.

If he can make me cum from suckling my toes... then Maybe...

Wow, is having a laser hair removal device the most wanted thing?

Those things are Pricey... so that would tell me
you have more money than you know what to do with ...
or your a Doctor...

 

[Madcapsule]

If he can make me cum from suckling my toes... then Maybe...

Presumably, done before the nail varnish gets applied. Definitely creating an awesome challenge though.

 

[DeliciousInRed]

Presumably, done before the nail varnish gets applied. Definitely creating an awesome challenge though.

Indeed...

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

It's the virginal posts I find amusing, you know the ones I mean... zero posts yet blanket bombs every female he can find hoping for a shag?

 

[DeliciousInRed]

It's the virginal posts I find amusing, you know the ones I mean... zero posts yet blanket bombs every female he can find hoping for a shag?

I agree hon...
Atleast if they have posted... you can go back & check...
get a feel of how they think up to a point

 

[NattyBumppo]

It's the virginal posts I find amusing, you know the ones I mean... zero posts yet blanket bombs every female he can find hoping for a shag?

Yeah, those are the ones I find can't read.

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

I agree hon...
Atleast if they have posted... you can go back & check...
get a feel of how they think up to a point

Thing is... we need them, LIT needs them, newbies, and I guess we all were at some time. Did I really act like that when I first went online?
Scarey to admit but yes, I was a fem lizard

 

[Gaia_Lorraine]

Yeah, those are the ones I find can't read.

Hands you some specs so you can read them

 

[NattyBumppo]

Hands you some specs so you can read them

No, I meant that they can't read. Apparently, they see nothing on Kendra's profile or in her posts that suggests she's involved with someone.